Why even bother getting married for taxes if you're just gonna have separate Taco Bell mobile accounts anyway

Coming home to your robot husband and his fans spool up to a loud, high RPM when you hug him.

What if we'd called it 5naf, instead? What then, huh?

Fun Deer Fact: Koye is shock-resistant; try it!

I'm not sure how to feel about this as someone is is very conscious of their own voice lol (not necessarily in a bad way)

Why do people have such a hard time conceptualizing that the annoying contrarian they're arguing with online is extremely likely an actual child

repost if chilling

Finding a new subreddit, surmising the culture, then 3 days later finding the circle jerk variant. Chef's kiss.

im so sorry for reposting this,,, i didn't think it'd work...

Dreamt that I shaved and then woke up not freshly shaved. The world is so unfortunate...

u guys wanna go thru the car wash with me

Lost the original files to my Figura model, so I redid some things for a different kind of Koye :3

Backrooms 2026 - Review #backrooms #blender

I've added a Koye gallery to koye64.com :3

Beautiful new art of Koye by @banana-cre.me!

🏖️ Pool Toy

I love the GameFAQs forums I hope they never get removed

Upside down #tetracomms

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

The KDE wiki page for Konqi is super cute and has a species guide at the bottom. He's perfect. community.kde.org/Konqi

Fun deer fact: i need to be both of these

Food packaging will have giant, juicy images of fruit for something that barely tastes like any of the fruit, meanwhile a popcorn bag bearing only the world's most unassuming subtitle "cheddar" ends up containing the most intense cheese flavor known to man

from yesterday but today kinda feels the same

When you order the sandwich at Cane's they yell a warning back at the kitchen like you just ordered a detonation

I turned pinball into Getting Over It. -Two buttons. -One vertical world shaped by the history of ideas. -No score. -No safety net. If you fall, you climb back up. It’s called Fallosophy. Would you keep climbing?

Review time! What an interesting sensory experience of a game. [Super messy thought-dump thread]

Put Tetris Effect on my wishlist only a couple days ago, and now it's 50% off..... Hmm..........

New-old outfit for Koye! Retextured and remodeled his clothes, so took the opportunity to crop his hoodie and touch up his look.

Fox McCloud from Star Fox

People are calling this the "least fuckable Fox McCloud" and I have to wonder if they're even attracted to men

I love being the victim of guerrilla marketing, because sometimes it means getting a piece of cake with an apartment flyer stapled to it

I think my mii ate something.....

[Kofi] Whatchu lookin at?

big wolfdog paws… 🐾

gun bun

Racing game where if you downshift past the rev limit your engine explodes

Frozone is an ally 🏳️‍🌈

Sponge Robert is pure of heart

playing hoi through an online emulator that plays the sound all funky

why does my back hurt 🦌

why does Cars 2 have multiple on-screen executions and a eugenics subplot

I love that of decent importance in Cars is McQueen learning to appreciate the culture of off-road countersteer drifting

In Super Mario Sunshine, the Pinna Park map screen brochure features a Yoshi saying something nearly indecipherable. However, it turns out there is compelling evidence that he is congratulating a map designer on her upcoming wedding to a programmer at Nintendo.

a list of things age regression is not: 1. pedophilia 2. child abuse 3. a precursor to either of those things 4. any of your god damn business now if you’ll excuse me i have to go meet my friend at the playground to play bakugans and eat ice cream cake he’s having a birthday party :)

dog with antlers!? 🐶

It has become increasingly clear in recent months, that despite the large body of evidence to support that seven *did* in fact "eight" nine, six is not afraid. No, rather, it's almost as if some kind of collusion has occurred...

What if they made a 2000s Adam Sandler comedy about 1984 and the taglines were like "it's doubleplus hilarious"