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Conchita had been present at Eurovision related events until fairly recently. What if that statement is prompted by the fact they thought they’d be a dead cert to get a hosting gig but that’s not how it’s turned out 🙃

SISSAL performing in the 2nd half of the 2nd semi final #Eurovision

Comedy moments are not a strong point for these two #Eurovision

Spain 😢

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.

From trash to excrement. But he does have stables to heat

Natasha Hamilton just put this up… 👀

open.spotify.com/track/2FiAoX... 💃🏻

Well this is EXCELLENT 🇱🇹 #Eurovizija youtu.be/do2_I5T0sIs?...

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

I AM WATCHING EUROVISION 2013!

His face looks like it’s about to cave in from surgery despite potentially having had no surgery. That’s the only way I can explain it

He knows he’s at death’s door, and doesn’t give a flying fuck about running this planet into the ground

CLASSIC time wasters! #APlaceInTheSun

I must make a note to book a holiday for early Jan next year

Today was so bleak I had to have a sunbed

*temperature falls below freezing* straight men:

Just had a brief scroll through L*nked*n for a laugh and honestly don’t know how these people do it

I AM WATCHING EUROVISION 2011

Drag queen name idea: Amy Looftah

I wish I didn’t have errands to run so I could listen all day 🥺 #ESC250

HEY HO! LET’S GO! 🎉 This POPPED OFF in the arena! #ESC2025

Will We Rave? #ESC250

The Lena discourse of which song is better 😂 (Satellite won for a reason) #ESC250

Do you wanna hear a joke? #ESC250

🚨MICHAŁ SZPAK KLAXON🚨 🧔🏻‍♀️ #ESC250

“Everyone grieves differently” Erika Kirk:

Sekret is a banger and I won’t hear any more about it #ESC250

“Everyone grieves differently” Erika Kirk:

The problem with (another) potential new Spice Girls reunion is they effectively only have 2 albums worth of material (Forever was a write-off). When you think about it, they were incredibly short-lived which is a massive shame considering the impact they had.

Happy MONDAY?!

Look at Zelenskyy’s face 😩

Someone call Rosie Gaines

“Everyone grieves differently.” Erika Kirk:

Pronouncing star anise “star anus” and ruining what is left of the holiday spirit

listening to songs you forgot about hits very different

2026 will see the downfall of Trump …right?

Started doing a bit of a clear out. The situation has escalated and now I can’t see a way out 😫 send help

Time for my annual (daily) Boxing Day browse on Rightmove to check out (judge) peoples lovely homes they’ve strategically listed today, made look nice for the photos, and can’t wait to move out of 🏠

To say I need a detox is the understatement of the century. First time ever I’ll be setting a New Year’s resolution. I am 90% pudding at this point

Nicki Minaj is a cunt pass it on

YES! 👏🏼

This is sensational! #ShkodraElektronike #Montesong #Montesong2025

BALLER?! Yes. #montesong #montesong2025

#Montesong #Montesong2025

🦵🏼STOP EVERYTHING send Rhythm Boy🦵🏼 #montesong #montesong2025

20 minutes in and we have the first song. Phew! #montesong #montesong2025