1-UP!

Waiting to board a flight at LGW. There are kids screaming, people having telephone conversations on loudspeaker, and no working toilets in this part of the airport. The day can ONLY get better ⛅️

Your first look at the stage for the 70th Eurovision Song Contest 👀 And in just a few days, the artists of Vienna 2026 will start rehearsals on it 🤩 www.eurovision.com/stories/your...

Charles and Camilla arrive in Washington DC and head to the White House WHILST the FBI hold a news conference on the attempted assassination of the President two days prior. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

DON’T ask me why but I’m watching Charles & Camilla get off the plane and meet the welcome party. They are so fucking awkward it’s unreal 😩

I’m really bothered by the use of Arial on all the Confessions II promo

This is actually so cunty I cannot deal

I don’t know how Senhit finds herself in these situations 🙃

Based on that performance from 🇬🇧 at LEP get ready for nil points in Vienna :(

Sat here with a 🍷 listening to Enya and I honestly couldn’t think of anything more ethereal 🫧

I…

I have …so many …thoughts open.spotify.com/track/04o2ES...

I don’t remember much from the arena bc I was quite drunk but, Spain absolutely snapped and did not give a flying fuck in 2024. I really am going to miss their presence this year. I mean: !!!!

Help I’ve found an insta account dedicated to attractive bald men 🥵

Keep it 🚮

The aesthetic doesn’t feel cohesive to me. Personal preference I know! The audio clip sounds *chefs kiss* though

Arial? Who signed that off?!

✌🏼 indeed.

How many amazing things can you take from one photo? I am in double figures

This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun

Straits are always trouble just sayinggggggg

EXCELLENT if you like your 🏠 🎵 open.spotify.com/track/0niU8V...

Thinking about this icon

I am a proper indie music fan. Proper 6 music. I send thousands on vinyl and gigs. Best musical experience of the last 10 years was the Steps musical.

If we wake up and find Trump unleashed devastation, Labour’s silence will be absolutely damning. If Trump has beyond hopefully de-escalated, it’s still damning. In the face of genocide, what exactly is the point of the silent UK Prime Minister?

With the threats from T***p on the table, why is an ITN journalist reporting live from Tehran?

Hot take: Medellín by Madonna is a 10/10 song

Do we think now that the new Mario movie is out there, we’ll finally hear about a new 3D Mario game for Switch 2? It’s getting awkward now

I won £50 and some flying saucers at bingo x

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Ok these running orders are ALL OVER THE PLACE! No song is where you’d expect it to be. Wild!

It’s the worst day of the year on social media

Scott Mills always gave me Ellen Degeneres vibes.

I can’t say this has come as a shock Scott Mills sacked from BBC Radio 2 over 'personal conduct' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If Delta finishes any lower than 2nd in Vienna, all eyes on Dami…….. 👀

I’ve been thinking about OK MUM NO COMPUTER

I am watching Eurovision 2015 x

Fgs it’s like the fucking Arctic out there 🥶

The news regarding Mel Schilling really got me today 😞

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The sun may have been out today but it is FREEZING I’m sorry

IT’S BIGGERRRRRRR

The whole anonymous questions thing on insta is so narcissistic sorry.

Club Song isn’t really a club song is it

I bought some baggy jeans bc trends. I feel physically sick looking at myself in them

The lack of staging they’ve given Cimberly is shocking #Melfest

#Melfest 🎈

Look Mum No Computer putting Eins Zwei Drei together in a week after BBC announcing him as the UK Eurovision entry

Sick to death of all these Swedish men walking around Stockholm looking like vikings 🥵

Nobody is more thrilled for Senhit than Senhit