When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine," That's... usually not the case! In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using. We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that? youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk

Have you ever been this cozy in your entire life? Myra and the cuddlepillar. #greyhound #cuddlepillar

Myra, completely sober, unbothered by the fireworks.

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

We threw a cookie party to celebrate Razzy’s Gotcha Day.

Razzy’s 9th Gotcha Day! I hope that she has enjoyed these 9 years with us as much as we’ve enjoyed having her. ❤️

It’s so scary and fucked up. And it will only get worse if it isn’t stopped.

This convinced me. Watching the Baldwin is what I’m going to do with my rainy Sunday afternoon.

Add this to the list of Mandela Effect examples because, yeah.

Tux’s sad tale of woe: I was having a cheese stick snack and the girls come in demanding their cheese tax, so I open another one and begin handing out chunks. Tux eventually wanders in, so I gave him the last, biggest chunk, but it FALLS OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND RAZZY SWOOPS IN TO TAKE IT!!

@simmagolda.bsky.social Hey! Glad to see you here from that other website!!

Pretty sure our neighbors thinks of us as the “Myra, quit eating grass” family because we have to shout that every time we let the dogs out. Look at that guilty, grass-eating face! #greyhound #grasseater

Men who say this underestimate how intimidating and mean middle school girls can be. A group of 7th grade girls would break his soul. They could have Rahm Emanuel crying on the floor within the hour. He’d be doing less peeping and more fighting for his life.

We bought Skippy and thought Razzy was dying. She kept walking away and peanut butter is her favorite food ever. Turns out she’s just brand loyal to Jif. All is well with our girl.

This is true and it reminded me I need to bring in $10 for the coffee fund and another $10 for kitchen supplies, like paper towels.

The weather is nice so we took off the dogs’ coats and jammies. I’m not used to seeing them walk around the house naked. I’m scandalized.

Alan and I just had a passionate disagreement about the integrity and moral character of Zach Morris. He was a good friend to Screech, the nerd of the school. When Jessie was addicted to caffeine pills, he put his ambition aside and was there for her! I am staunchly pro-Zach Morris.

It said “find the puppy,” the 2 year old clicked on “S,” but “S” is for “Sis.” I am righteously angry on his behalf. The sis is a f*^%ing puppy!!

Community notes comedy is my new favorite genre.

Super Mario Maker 1 servers are shutting off April 8th. There is one level that has never been finished. They have 18 days for someone to win it. I don’t play the game, but I’m invested in the drama of it. www.issmmbeatenyet.com

Someone just poked me on Facebook like it’s 2007. I didn’t know Facebook still had pokes!

Where do people keep track of the books they read? Is it still Good Reads? For 2024, I want to keep track of what I read/listen to.

This is a good read.

Is it still a tweet if it’s on Bluesky? Elon gave up that branding, so it should be up for grabs.

Apropos of several things, been searching all week for this fun 1907 article from The Atlantic titled “Why American Marriages Fail.” You’ll never guess why! 🙃 “(1) Woman’s failure to realize that marriage is her work in the world. (2) Her growing individualism. (3) Her lost art of giving.”

Spoiler for the 4th book in the Bridge Kingdom series… Zarrah needs to get off her high horse about the cannibals. They are on a deserted prison island! If I’m ever in a survival situation, I am 100% eating the corpses of my enemies.

This year, I want to put up Christmas decorations the same day we take down Halloween decorations. No waiting until after Thanksgiving. It’s been a hard year, we ~deserve~ an extra month of Christmas cheer.

COVID boosters always knock me out. 12 hours later I feel terrible; 24 hours later I feel back to normal. Got the booster at 11 a.m. and 11 p.m., like a wave crashing over me, body aches and fevery feelings started.

The NYTimes recommends a pillow that’s $90. Walmart sell a pillow for $4. I don’t know what a pillow should cost but both those numbers seem wrong. In related news, I have a crick in my neck.

“Can it be a meet-cute if he’s 9?” was my favorite line from the Cinematherapy panel talking about Padme and Anakin. #DragonCon

I’m going to be extremely disappointed if it’s people doing burlesque near puppets and not puppets doing burlesque. #DragonCon