This is the crowd in tolerable weather. Just wait until it's 100+ degrees.

I'm so happy this exists and to know about it. I wish something like this would have been available to my mom *ahem* 40 years ago. She dropped out of jr high to work at McDonald's and support me. She's done well without a degree, but she would have had many more opportunities with a HS diploma.

Jury duty observations so far: Empty urine cup outside the courthouse speaks volumes The OB who delivered kid #1 is here Snagged an oversized chair in the quiet room The speaker in the quiet room is way too loud Should have brought more snacks

Can't find a comfortable position for my back. Considering cutting it off. Will report back(less).

This sounds incredible. I bet thousands of real people would have shown up. I probably would have been one of them.

Nothing prepares you to meet your first grandpotato. Especially when you find it in a random pocket of a backpack.

Every city's got an ominous megastructure

Now I'm ready for a week with no kids and lots of propaganda

Day 12/12 done. Now just need to pack and prep kids for their first solo flight. And finish signing notes. And not fall asleep right now.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all algae are created equal.

Meh, Baltimore isn't ready for the progressive ticket, and I'm disappointed.

God bless the United States of Algae

Give me liberty or give me algae!

Got it done

The right of the people to keep and bear algae shall not be infringed.

1 if by land, 2 if by algae bloom.

Ask not what the algae bloom can do for you, ask what you can do for the algae bloom.

Just a reminder:

In 6 years, I will start my Real Human Consulting Service and quickly fund my retirement.

TID medication is an afternoon guilt trip in a bottle

Schrödinger's strait

Nevertheless, the algae persisted.

Louder for the folks in the back.

This tree root is overdue for a dressing change.

Saturday vibes: It is the job that never ends It just goes on and on my friends Because you started doing it not knowing what it was Now you'll continue doing it forever just because...

Bodice. 1905 created with Irish crochet lace, originally developed in the mid-nineteenth century #WomensArt

Hey I may not do your stupid modules, or publish enough, or close all those charts, or volunteer to teach at the medical school, but I always try to drop everything and go the extra mile for *actual* patient care

I feel like I need to make a pilgrimage to see the Algae of Resistance.

This is a terrifying headline. What a nightmare for this woman and her family.

I thought I was better today. I was wrong.

Ketchup. Gross. The scent even makes me gag.

Not ready for another 2 weeks on ICU service, simultaneous 1 week rehab consults/EMU, peer review due, residency graduation, GI appt before rounds, husband's birthday, and Father's Day.

Hope comes in many forms 🤞🏼⛈️🌪️

Again? Ugh.

I don't know which is more upsetting: that this abdominal symptom flare has lasted 2 weeks or that I haven't at least lost some weight in the process.

My children are excellent at catching shrimp flipped into their mouths, and I couldn't be more proud.

Everything you need to know about the Texas GOP.

Did I buy 3 new dresses? Yes. Did I need 3 new dresses? Obviously yes. 😂

Yesterday I filled my work cup. Today I filled my soul cup. The next few days I will fill my family cup. Remember to refill all of your cups as often as you can.

Thank God I don't believe in God

I hope Canada or Mexico does the obvious right thing here.

This is good. Another correct response: "I support children getting evidence-based medical care in consultation with their medical team. It's not a political issue."

Neurodevelopmental impairments have the biggest impact on quality of life for survivors of cyanotic congenital heart disease. Developmental monitoring and early interventions are recommended and really important!

It took 2 minutes to figure out how to move the EMR AI-generated summaries out of my line of sight, and it may be the most important thing I accomplish today.

The big beautiful ceasefire, which is the best ceasefire anyone's ever seen, is going really, really well. There's lots of evidence.

Talking to 13 about his casual chat gpt use and the resources it uses "for fun" Him: Well, did you know that processing beef uses 10x more water? Me: I also haven't eaten beef in 20 years. Him:

Will no one tell him no?

Every interview should be conducted like this, so people see that he's just a petulant child. I only wish she had called him out for calling her stupid.

The 10-month soccer season is officially over. I have 2 months to be the master of my own time. Naturally, the first thing I'm doing is moonlighting. 😩