Slightly increase a band The Whom

Update: The soccer drama is OVER and that's as good of an excuse as any!

I have no excuse not to exercise tonight, and I'm really sad about it.

He was holding on so he could say goodbye. His final weeks should have been spent making memories with his parents, not in fear that they would never see each other again.

Message from middle school: Happy Mother's Day! We're putting your child through standardized testing this week in your honor!

I need these to be a double feature

Do I take myself out for a nice lunch or do I feed everyone a boring lunch? No, there will be no other options presented. #MothersDay

I can't wait for the @dieworkwear.bsky.social analysis of how to dress an oversized groin.

A beautiful and sad article. Erin has cared for several of my patients and helped them live their best life until the end.

Taking my child to HIGH SCHOOL accepted students day. 😵

Is there a petition to bar Makary from returning to Hopkins? Because I would like to sign.

This guy*? *Child

Me: I think this baby's belly hurts. RN: What makes you say that? Me: Gut feeling

Maybe it will happen before June 14

I will not be attending the Met gala, but I'm serving some delicious looks for Star Wars day.

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

The Crumbl stage of capitalism is a little too on the nose.

Hmm... Who to trust? Becky With The Go(od Stare) or JAMA? Impossible choice! Influenza-Associated Acute Necrotizing Encephalopathy in US Children | Critical Care Medicine | JAMA | JAMA Network share.google/dJiWxr3KthEj...

Happy Birthday to Santiago Ramón y Cajal - the "father of modern neuroscience."

At least we made it to May

Look, if anyone wants to pay money to hang out with me, I'm open to it.

When you went to sleep too late, so you wake up too early

Repost with a captioned image that will either enrage an expert or start a fight. "Negative Babinski"

There's an almost but not quite zero chance this headline could be about my child one day.

I'm at the Dunkin. I'm at the Tobacco King. I'm at the combination Dunkin and Tobacco King.

It's a good day to do something offline.

This would be a great time for it to happen.

+1 for science!

On-call song (you know the tune): I was gonna go right to sleep But then I got called I was gonna get my forty winks But then I got called Now I'm checking Bluesky, and I know why (Why doc?) Because I got called Because I got called Because I got called

Come for the wishes, stay for the dishes! @3wishesprogram.bsky.social @thanh-neville.bsky.social

Um, actually, it's 700%. thehill.com/policy/energ...

He's 600% asleep.

Seriously though. What happened to stage 3-4 sleep? I've been either barely asleep or dreaming all week for no good reason.

CNS Brainstorm Podcast! Kathryn Xixis, MD, hosts Megan Bone, MD, to discuss ADHD, its causes, and diagnosis. “About 10% of U.S. kids between the ages of 3-17 are diagnosed with ADHD,” says Dr. Bone. Listen to the full episode on Apple Podcasts and Spotify: https://ow.ly/u5MU50YOOfu

Time to submit my Jeopardy application. Thanks for the nudge!

Children in school when they get an F on their math test: But I used Trump math!

Why am I sleeping so poorly?: An anthology

I need a vacation

Golf headlines can be very scary for neurologists.

When the autocorrect version is actually correct: What? The duck is wrong here?

What a mean ducking sign!

I am bad at free time

10 drained his own paronychia and based on his reaction, we might have another future doctor in the family.

So you're saying I need a hot tub...

I'm on service AND have clinic on my birthday this year, but I can't complain about it because then people will know it's my birthday and try to do things.

Had a dream that I adopted a dog while the husband and kids were out. Good thing they never leave me home alone?

Clavicular's life is fractured, but will heal with stabilization and supportive therapy.

I know my gut is healing because I'm able to gain weight again. Unfortunately. 😒

Nearly 30 years later, the Ducktales theme song still goes so hard.

No, I don't want no scrubs. A robe is the garb that can get some blood from you.