Narrator: Actually, nothing was awesome.

It's a really rough time for people with feelings.

No sugar in your brain is called coma. No sugar in your blood is called death.

Every fiber of my existence is resisting getting up and driving to VA again. Thanks DST. 🫩

Messi lifts Inter Miami past D.C. United 2-1 before 72,026 in Baltimore

My children saw Messi score a goal. Core memory formed tonight.

I'm "prophylactic ibuprofen before going to a packed sports stadium" years old.

Appreciative of every person who marks "police activity ahead" on Google Maps

Just in time for spring soccer season. Driving back and forth to NoVA this weekend and next.

Had a stress dream that my alarm didn't go off for tomorrow's soccer tournament. My brain is fine with me sleeping through work today, though.

Our 1st heavy spring rainstorm is giving me life. Best season by far.

Don't get your hopes up. The only people who will be paying for this administration's crimes are the American people.

Every time I think I'm getting better I have a day where I have to decide between eating and not being in pain. Sigh.

Roses are red Orchids are wired

Army vet to railroad worker to roofer to carpet factory lineman to icee man (best job) I know absolutely nothing about my bio PGF or my step PGF.

I'm afraid I just blue myself

Did anyone send out the Bat signal?

This is lovely and so valuable.

This story is nuts The journal ‘Pediatrics and Child health’ has been published an article type, for case reports, that are made up and fictional without having any clear notice 😱 retractionwatch.com/2026/03/03/c...

Bluesky is having issues, and I keep hoping it's because It happened and too many of y'all are celebrating. A girl can dream...

I need to edit a case report, but Makro said no.

Made me giggle. The best service we (as an institution) could give to this country.

I don't know enough derm or dermatologists to give or get a satisfying analysis of this, but as a pediatrician I feel qualified to say "Eww, that's not good."

Forever grateful that we all shared* the exact moment she fell in love. *And are required to continue sharing

This is not theoretical. We will see this again in the US, and I'm so upset about it.

They have invented sports

Happy Rare Disease Day for all the 🦓s out there. It's such a privilege to take care of rare disease patients, learn from them, and help them thrive.

Operation Epic Fury is what happens when I go to work. Illegal wars have stupid names.

I got out of bed without checking my phone. So I had chai and a fresh-from-the-oven cinnamon roll while listening to 13 practice piano before learning about the newest illegal war. Everyone should be able to have a peaceful weekend breakfast without news or imminent threat of murder.

It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

I don't trust anything from a person without a conscience, so why would I trust anything from AI?

Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy. Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

@flavorflav.bsky.social I can't wait to see your version with the women's team.

I need to take a wellness day and go see this.

Show of hands: Who on Bluesky is more qualified to be US Surgeon General than Casey Means? 🙋🏼‍♀️

A life ending at age 94, not from illness, but by the body saying it is time to rest, is a beautiful thing. A life lived to its fullest.

Sarah Andersen, contemporary US cartoonist and illustrator #WomensArt

I'm listening to the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack for all those following along at home.

Omg I need this

The actual toddlers are behaving themselves better than I anticipate the orange toddler will.

Toddler Tuesday: a full clinic followed by the SOTU.

Just transitioned to snow in East Baltimore. Here we go.

No doctors or nurses either. Staffed by wellness influencers.

"What would I do with a whole weekend to myself?" she ponders during her overnight shift while trying to make plans for 3 outdoor soccer games during a snowstorm after sitting in a college gym all afternoon.

It's Robotics State Tournament day, and this is the first time either kid made states, so get ready for proud nerdy mom content. 😍🤖

I just want to give them all the biggest hugs. And steal them away back to their communities. And then set the building on fire. That's all.

My deficiencies are outstanding! Epic just confirmed. I'm so flattered. 🤩

Wait... Public officials can be held accountable for their crimes?!?

I did not have a single stomachache in Italy despite consuming only espresso, pastries, bread, cheese, tomatoes, and gelato for a whole week. The conclusion is obvious. Who is hiring pediatric neurologists in Italy?