It's almost the best week of the year for joyscrolling

Baltimore hero.

Meanwhile, in evidence-based government...

In related news, the claim ‘the Tooth Fairy does not actually take lost baby teeth from under pillows’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that magical beings are secretly thieving teeth in the dead of night…” www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

Just burn it all down

I once drove halfway across the country for a party and drove back the next day.

So clearly they went through and classified all the documents that directly implicate Trump and his friends (AKA investors), right?

He's not ashamed of what he did. He's ashamed he got caught. Harvard should be ashamed, but he's not the first and won't be the last. Harvard has more female students than male. They have the power, but decades of misogyny make them rightly fear repercussions. And it's not just Harvard.

NWGA deserves leadership that means it all 365 days of the year, not leadership that wakes up twice a day by accident. Marjorie is entitled to her opinion, but not her own set of facts. Don’t let her rewrite history. Leadership matters!

It was worth it. 🤩⚽🏆🥇

When you want to go back to bed, but you have to go back to the soccer field instead.

To ensure MTG's safety, I propose she immediately return to being a private citizen and be relocated far away from NW GA.

50 mph wind gusts make for interesting soccer 😖

One day I will get to turn off my alarms and sleep past 6am. Today is not that day. ⚽🏆

I recently had a brain MRI and it was beautiful. Outstanding. Best brain ever. Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Woke up screaming inside my head. Bodes well.

In the year of our lord 2025, itchy clothing tags should no longer be a thing.

Active dream night, woke up more tired. One example: my dream family took in a couple young kids so their parents could get back on their feet. Except the parents and the social workers were all staying in our house. I was trying to give phone sign out to a big group (pts seen in earlier dream) ...

I'm still upset about ACA subsidies

Nothing in Baltimore, but still not a bad view. Might try to get out of the city tomorrow night

Get yourself a job that sometimes requires cuddling children. Trust me.

Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader Sign the petition: c.org/c5PbGWk6hM (Change(dot)org will ask you to donate. You *do not* need to donate.)

It looks like my kids took advantage of an incomplete note I left open yesterday 😒 😂

California health officials say tests show that ByHeart baby formula linked to a botulism outbreak contained the type of bacteria that produces the toxin that has sickened at least 13 infants in 10 states.

So would my brother. My parents declared bankruptcy when we were young due to his medical bills (with insurance). He could have never gotten his own insurance prior to the ACA. His body would shut down pretty quickly without his daily medications.

At least the Ravens won

1. A vote will do nothing. This is the end of the ACA. 2. A vote in December does not allow people to plan their healthcare coverage or, more likely, lack thereof. 3. Vote them all out as soon as possible.

ALERT: Baby Formula 13 cases of infant botulism reported from Aug through Nov 2025 coming in 10 states thus far. Please see web content for specifics on lot numbers and more. Special shoutout to our friends and colleagues at CDC and FDA who got this out quickly all while not being paid.

10 finished his fall ⚽ season today with a 6-1-1 record, 2nd in their league bracket. More importantly, he only gave up 10 goals, the fewest in the league, and had 5 clean sheets. He's a keeper! (Pun absolutely intended) 🤩

People need affordable healthcare, not planes in the sky.

I have a f*ing doctorate in epidemiology and I’m still so confused about how to pick a health insurance plan. Open enrollment should not be this hard!

Being on service means I don't have to drive 1+ hour for the early soccer game in the rain, but can instead sip my chai in a quiet house while baking French toast for my team. ☕

High risk of skin cancer?

OR, just hear me out, the government could keep the money and give the people healthcare, cutting out the big, bag insurance companies altogether. We could call it Trumpcaid or Donicare.

Resisting the urge to "Well, actually 🤓" a "seizure" video. 🫢🫢🫢

Chief resident reminded me that I have to take my kids to the pediatrician before I come in to round tomorrow. A+++. 🤩

Today's verdict bread an American hero. I bet olive his friends can't wait to ketchup.

Fighting sleep, trying to learn everything I can about interferonopathies. 😵‍💫

The jurors, starting to deliberate: "This case is a real pickle. Lettuce decide whose arguments cut the mustard."

Good morning to everyone waking up feeling slightly less terrified for the future.

This is so important. Don't lose this thread.

Feels very appropriate that I'm supposed to read poems about hope tonight

Same energy, but way better

News flash: Married people can have separate lives and different personalities and still support each other.

13: Hey, when my [cheap, not smart] clock reset for DST, the minutes were corrected, too. It's no longer behind. Me: When it reset? Him: Yeah, you know, it connects to the Internet a couple times a year... Me: Or... Him: 😐 Me: 😐 Him: Thanks mom 😆

Many of my patients rely on SNAP, and they will go hungry if it isn't funded. So I just made a recurring donation to @mdfoodbank.bsky.social because my job is to help children, and right now they need help getting food to eat.

Birthday season is finally over! 🫩🥱

A truly terrifying display

Ready to play with littles! Fun fact: When people forget my name, they usually call me Rachel.

Yesterday I did everything I was supposed to, then we had a lovely birthday dinner, I solved a costume problem with things I had at home, and the Ravens won. Needed that good day. He's hoping for a few more. 🤞🏼