Somewhere, a pastor just changed my WiFi password to "blatant antagonist." #humor #satire #myeohmye

Gated community theater now in molt flavor. #satire #humor #plumagepolity

America: where you can slash the FBI budget in the morning, then order a SWAT escort for your girlfriend’s anthem gig by noon. Audit folder or scrapbook—what are we calling it this season? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...

Coffee because sometimes you’re awake most of the night mourning Democracy. #Resist National Womens March womensmarch.com Bring a friend. Be peaceful bc the felon is looking for a way to ban all protests. 1.18.2025

This isn’t health care reform—it’s McCain’s 2008 voucher idea wrapped in a bad hairpiece. A trivial band-aid for open-heart surgery, packaged in slogans about “freedom.” www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

#satire #humor #myeohmye

#satire #humor #myeohmye

There’s a reason the Senate’s GOP hawks are livid: a capitulation so sweeping it rewards aggression and undermines alliance. Democracy doesn’t acquiesce—it refuses to outsource merit to power.

New political satire piece on Substack: substack.com/profile/4163... Madge will endure—but only satirically.

#democracyinpractice #serviceoverspectacle

#satire #humor

No additional briefing or toner was provided.

Handlers were advised to use caution, then Rogaine. #politicalsatire #humor

Mediation will now be handled by QAnon and Jesus (immigrant). #politicalsatire #humor

By the alleyway of NATO and Kelly Blue Book...

Handshake weight: 4 pounds gold, 2 tons criminal. #politicalsatire #humor

The feral era of coffee complaints...☕ #humor #satire

#satire #political

New piece on Substack. The East Wing now has a drive-thru. Please use the left lane unless you’re requesting extra malfeasance sauce. 🍔⚖️ Link: substack.com/home/post/p-...

Whoever is making these hilarious memes should be ashamed of themselves. Just stop it.

In New Yorker Humor, the White House undergoes additional renovations. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/preliminary-sketches-for-the-white-house-renovation

New piece on Substack. The East Wing now has a drive-thru. Please use the left lane unless you’re requesting extra malfeasance sauce. 🍔⚖️ Link: substack.com/home/post/p-...

New scorched-Earth report on penny abolishment—an issue you’ve never cared about until five seconds ago, and now it’s urgent. Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/pennies-ar...

This one is rated PG—Petty Grudging.

New humor on Substack: a ribald newsletter and a field report on senatorial spines folding into briefcases. Welcome to your daily frontal-lobe collapse. Aesthetics and neurology have never suffered so well. Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/shady-sena... Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/teddy-bear...

New research confirms: the spine is largely symbolic. Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/shady-sena...

New piece: teddy bears as coping mechanisms, PSA rinse cycles, and a national perfume with overtones of damp prophecy. Link: mifalcone.substack.com/p/teddy-bear...

Aphrodisiacs always uncouple around mid-anus.

Dinner is always better paired with a voyeur and aged salmonella.

Some heaven is just surviving Aqua Net.

The 80s bassist no one remembers. Except Robert Smith. A.A. And one eyeliner.

Statement piece out of Stephen Miller’s closet. Size: White Supremacist. Also comes in “Weekend Klan Rally” edition.

No one requires the soundtrack to Pete Hegseth's failures.

He says he toured with Billy Idol. We think it was Andy Dick.