trump reading the bible on tv, his polls with evangelicals must be bad bad lol

In a nutshell. 😊

*walks into porshe dealership* “got anything in here for cheap?”

don’t worry about the negotiations with iran, jd vance is on the case 👍

“chatbot, what is my purpose?”

fair’s foul, and foul’s fair

the existence of the war doctor implies the existence of the plague doctor, the famine doctor, and the death doctor

adding “getting stabbed” to my bucket list

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Has anyone done “Elon Mush” yet?

“up yours, woke moralists!” he quavered, mopping his fevered brow with a trembling hand.

not me languishing at work

maybe I should read dhalgren again

“we’re wearing out our heels, on a road to hell” 🎵🎶

more wes anderson michael cera collabs please

The titanic, except when the old lady drops the jewel in the water the guy jumps in after it and grabs it

to sink, perchance to swim?

Miles Davis: “I call this one the Doo-Bop Song.” *Proceeds to play the coolest shit you’ve ever heard*

“Oh yeah? Could a depressed person do this?” *plays video games and drinks alcohol all day*

if trump runs for a third term it would be really funny if obama runs against him lol

Others might go mad communing with the eldritch entities that lurk outside our reality, but not me. I alone have the mental fortitude and daring to bend them to my will.

Clytemnestra had a point actually

shouting “look out, he’s got a gun!” every time you see a cop

a swan is just a fancy goose

married wizards buying love potions to try to fix their marriage

they should bring in guillaume david and the astartes guy and have them make a movie together

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it’s not a bribe if the guy paying me is a Close Personal Friend

what do I know about soccer? it involves ball kicking, and there’s a guy who keeps biting people

What if jesus got deported

hiding eggs? in this economy?

Saying “Judas Priest!” like people say “Jesus Christ!”

china now a more stable and less isolationist trading partner than the us oops

the eternal sorrow is but the eternal hunger of insatiable desire

time to buy egg futures

An obsession with having authority without accoutability should be classified as a mental illness.

as the poets said, “it’s the economy, stupid.”

assemble, my yes-men

each corporation competing to be the one that triggers cultural fugue

hear me out: alien vs hellraiser

bring me my fainting couch

To celebrate the coming year, heres the mob pycho 100 handshake animation i did for an interaction assignment in uni!

*me going to work on monday* “this was a mistake”

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could someone regulate AI please?

my new year’s resolution is to have a yummy sandwich

By his Libby hold list you shall know him

he didn’t fall from heaven he was pushed

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