When do we get to rip all the rich people apart like Domino's cheesey bread?

People who claim the restroom is the bestroom have clearly never shit in the sun room.

Predicting it now so I can say I told you so, there's gonna be a headline somewhere one day that says "Wedding Venues are Getting Expensive, Mark Zuckerberg Suggests Getting Married in VR"

T-cap would've been 1000% funnier if Chris Hansen had lunged at the predators to make them flinch like he was a 90's bully.

Sexy Why Doesn't My Dad Reply To My Texts

Did Michaelina's TV dinners always smell like feet or is that just like a new thing they're trying out?

I recognize it's probably unintentional and this reaction is uncalled for, but it still BOILS MY PISS how often someone will post a screenshot from a movie that looks absolutely fire and just REFUSE to include the title. I WANNA WATCH THAT SHIT DUDE PUT THE FUCKING TITLE IN YOUR POST PLEASE.

I'm so excited for this AI dogshit to be the entire Internet aren't y'all? Isn't it such a cool idea to give people with 2 entire brain cells an infinite garbage making tool?

Fucking LOVE Breaking Benjamin dude, what's that one song they had? Diarrhea Jane?

Happy Scary Month, here's old art cause I'm too lazy to draw.

Had to draw him, absolute legend.

"America" *looks inside* 10 investors.

Imagine how much more awkward it is to get multiple takes for a scene where a character says the N word.

Saw this on the corpse of the bird app today.

Suddenly it becomes more "acceptable" to eat half a pound of cheese in one sitting just because it's cubed and put on toothpicks.

I've been here nearly 4 months and almost exclusively played stuff like System of a Down and Linkin Park, gonna shake it up on the neighbors with Natasha Bedingfield and Katy Perry.

I've learned so much while living in the mountains, like how quickly you should learn to appreciate having power and/or Internet.

You ever heard of the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Well I'm the Creature that Jacks and Goons.

I'd argue AI isn't at all a tool tho, a tool is something directly guided by your hand. AI doesn't give you the level of control that a real tool like a pencil does, it takes broad wording that would be interpreted in wildly different ways by real artists and shits out a result.

I sit to piss because you shouldn't have to calculate the arc of a parabola in real time to relieve yourself.

Traveling back in time to swap the first publication of the bible with Lord Of The Rings.

Another tragic victim of gum violence 😔

They should make toilet paper brown so it looks like you're done faster and you save time.

Mountain See Mountain Dew.

C'mon guys, don't make fun of his divorce, there's plenty of other things to mock him about. Like how it looks as though when god was making him he realized he drew the head too big and tried to erase it but just ended up smearing his entire head to the left.

There should be a law that no more than 2 white women are allowed inside a business at any given time.

New more positive name for a small penis; Party Toe.

Nothing's quite as freeing as squatting next to a mini fridge sucking grape juice straight out the bottle.

I changed my mind and drew today after all.

I did a Watto last year and don't feel like drawing today so here ya go.

😏 Is that a cucumber in your pocket or do we need to go to the hospital?

Having a ciggy when I noticed ash fell on my pants, tell me why it was easier to brush off than sugar from a powdered donut is?

Tony Hinchcliffe is just Andy Dick on tequila instead of cocaine.

Babe it's Monday night, let's go canoodle outside the Liquor Store.

Any professional athlete destroying their own equipment should be deeply embarrassed by their own behavior actually, including this guy whoever he is.

Drink. This stand is overprotective of its user, often sabotaging their social life to keep them isolated and dependent on it.

Random face doodle at work.

Welcome to Michaelsoft, creator of Windows 11, now before I hire you there's one requirement; you have to enjoy binging Netflix's Bigmouth and laughing hysterically at every mind numbingly generic and played out puberty joke while clapping your feet together like a baby.

@bongrot.bsky.social Hey man, I'm glad you're having fun, would you mind labeling your content properly so I don't get flashbanged with your anus while I'm scrolling through Bluesky on break? Labeling as having nudity will hide it like this;

I cannot WAIT to visit home. I've just gotta get thru my shifts today and tomorrow and I can get my grubby lil mitts on some PENCILS, draw some epic shit for y'all honkeys.

Get off my nuts babe you're chiefin them hoes.

Rejoice for he is risen.

I miss him so much 🥹 I'll have the chance to see him on the 19th when I visit home thankfully. Sound on for the ideal Birch meow experience.

God damn it I'm like halfway through my masterpiece and now wplace won't load 🤦

+10 Bloozby Bucks to anyone that can guess what I'm drawing. Shades doesn't count he already knows.

At my current rate of pay, I would not be able to afford the lowest priced home I could find nearby for 11 entire years, yet if I want to eat I still gotta show up to work every day with 0 promises that a serious injury and subsequent hospital stay won't leave me destitute.