So…. That WAS one of the greatest England performances ever, wasn’t it?

Move the Norway match to La Paz, you cowards

Goodnight everyone, see you in a few hours.

Well, Toy Story 5 wasn’t great.

Been hit with a nasty bout of lurgy. Tonight could be interesting.

Paul Weller: great Paul Weller’s audience: the worst people on earth

Friday train station update: Paul Weller fans much better behaved than last week’s Streets fans.

Tonight. I know he’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m looking forward to it.

Christ. It’s 9am and I’m on my third Olivia Wilde/Ed Norton interview of the morning. They’re really pushing this film aren’t they?

Those shirts make the Austrians look like school kids on their last day. #SPAAUT #FIFAWorldCup

By the way, #SpiderNoir is great fun. Lots of Nicolas Cage overacting, and a title song that could easily be the next Bond theme. (Couldn’t figure out how to make it work in black and white though)

Love this - I feel like it would be right up @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social ‘s street. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Nice of Belgium to make England look good.

Some tough decisions for the Mexico game then. Stay up and push through, or get an early night and a few hours’ kip before kickoff? And caffeine or alcohol to get through it?

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This has got Iceland 2016 written all over it.

That’s an absolutely shocking bit of Names In Songs from Hawkins. The song’s literally called Kevin Carter, there’s no way you can mistake it for “Matthew”.

Might stay up for the second half of this, just for the fun of watching Olise on this kind of form.

Hope the Japanese fans leave the stadium in a right state.

Gah.

This game’s…. not a classic.

Oh well.

Stokes had better open the batting after he takes these last two wickets, otherwise he won’t have time to get to his double ton by tea tomorrow.

Son’s mates have just turned up unannounced on their bikes to ask if he can come out to play. Screw you, Facebook Nostalgia Idiots Who Think That Doesn’t Happen Any More.

Take That’s audience has just got on my train and this is the angriest crowd I’ve ever seen in my life. Fucking hell. The shrieking. The Yelling.

@serailway.bsky.social What time will this train leave please?

Those who spread fearmongering regarding 15 minute cities live on the internet and never leave their house anyway.

Jesus. Scenes at Faversham train station that can only be described as Hogarthian. Trains delayed left right and centre, pissheads returning from their day at the beach, and a load of middle aged people who’ve started early on the cans and are trying to make their way to The Streets’ gig in Margate.

Happy for Shoab Bashir. #BBCTMS

Just remembered I took this last night.

Heatwave Day 4, and I’ve only just been reminded we have some fans in the garage.

Oh, to be an Ecuadorian tonight...What a magnificent game of football, and what a magnificent result. Raw emotion. This is why football must be saved from Fifa. It is too precious and too beautiful a thing to be left to them.

Apparently they talked about not relying on Enner Valencia. As someone who watched him play for West Ham, I can strongly recommend not relying on Enner Valencia.

In my day job I’m a member of the Capitalist Scum, just like the rest of us. Organised an offsite event. The venue we used had hardback books with the covers off as decoration. One of the books was John Peel’s “Margrave Of The Marshes”. It made me feel happy, and a bit superior. Is that ok?

Co-Pilot’s been activated in work, and now it keeps trying to write emails and book rooms for me. I didn’t fight in the Clippy Wars for this

It’s confusing having two red and white teams. I have to keep double checking who’s who. #SUICAN #FIFAWorldCup

Tell you what, Kashmir would be a great tune to run out to. You’d want to run through walls with that blaring out. #ENGGHA #FIGAWorldCup

Proper England this, I’m back in my comfort zone. Didn’t like it when we were good, it’s not natural. #ENGGHA #FIFAWorldCup

Any time a newspaper/website makes a false allegation or mistake, the retraction has to be published in the same font, size and position as the original article.

When you‘ve Nearly won at Guess Who

Wholesome Father’s Day walk round Oare Marshes.

I didn’t need to hear the phrase “ruptured testicle” on Sunday teatime telly. Thanks Steve Wilson. #BBCSport

I know I’m dreaming, but is there not one journalist brave enough to ask: “Mr. Farage, you must be really pleased with the example of “pure, cold rage” shown in Edinburgh on Friday. Any comment?”

Hydration break changing the flow of the game again.

Canterbury. This’ll do.

Was all ready to judge the teenagers sat outside Spoons this morning, then saw they were drinking tea and playing chess. Fair enough.

Steven Bartlett has done a podcast with JD Vance.

England at a tournament then.

If he scores one more goal, I think we can finally put that tired old “Who’s better between Messi and Miroslav Klose?” debate to bed for good.

Just let out my first involuntary laugh of the tournament. Blimey.