Just watched #Crime101. Fantastic film like they don’t make any more, one for the Michael Mann fans.

Today I learned that Ian Broudie wrote “Life Of Riley” about his son. Then I actually listed to the lyrics, rather than just enjoy it as the goal of the month music. Now I’m in tears. Genius.

This was a fantastic read. www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

One for the kids & grandkids...

Shit. Turn back, lads.

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As someone who thinks the Moon landings were basically the best thing that ever happened, it’s amazing how unfussed I am about about this Artemis mission. Thanks Trump.

'St Paul's at Sunset' (1914) by William Hyde (Private collection)

Posted 15 minutes ago. Absolutely amazing. Have their trains been an hour late all day?

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James Tolkan was one of the great “That Guy From That Thing” actors. When he appeared in something you’d be happy. #RIPJamesTolkan

Hodgson just texted Redknapp. “Too old for it are you, you fucking mug cunt.”

Yay! Non League day! Boo! Crappy AI picture!

So they lied and they lied again. What absolute clusterfuck.

Today I found myself giving CV/career advice to the bassist from a 90s British heavy rock band. Funny old world, innit.

Whoever was on hear recommending that Special Friend album, it’s very good. Thanks!

I see Ipswich have surrendered their status as one of those “I’ve always had a soft spot for…” clubs.

This has made me go out and get a Twix.

Best not, mate.

Nico O’Reilly has too much going on in his name. Nick O’Reilly? Fine. Nico Reilly? Solid. The double “O” sound doesn’t flow though. Sure he won’t lose sleep over it tonight mind you.

Sunshine putting everyone in a good mood. Even saw some people enjoying cans on the way to the ground. Think part of me prefers it when spectators are a bit grey faced and miserable.

One underrated pleasure of having a teenager is watching them squirm with embarrassment when there’s something vaguely rude on TV.

Rewatched From Dusk Till Dawn last night, maybe for the first time this century. Got me wishing that George Clooney had played against type more often, he’s really good in it.

*Quickly googles which Chuck Norris films are available on streaming*

They’ve gentrified Rola Cola

One up/downside of the new Gorillaz album is that I keep getting Mark E Smith’s voice in my head at odd moments shouting “DELIRIUM! DELIRIUM!”

Apologies to everyone who attended last night’s pub quiz. I thought the JFK or Jill Dando round would be fun but I’ve misjudged the public mood again. Also, I’ve checked the CCTV and Fat Margaret was definitely Shazaming during the music round. No way has she heard Pansy Division. She’s now banned

On the plus side for Pep, I like his shirt. #UCL #MCIRMA

I think they’re going to do The Thing I Thought They’d Do, the mad bastards. Also, yoga basically gives you superpowers. #Paradise

Strands #743 “The Big Dance” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵

This is really weird from Davey. Choosing to be on the same side as Badenoch and Farage in some confected culture war nonsense, when Replacing Historical Figures With Fluffy Animals is perhaps the most Lib Dem Coded thing I’ve ever heard of.

Making the most of the weather.

BREAKING: Arsenal announces Gunnersaurus as new pope

Gorgeous day. Morning all.

Enjoyed the McCartney doc.

Happy weekend, gang.

The headline writer for BBC Business has just woken up from a two week coma.

Well, I really like this. youtu.be/r_Z3JL42L5Q?...

This BBC Sport poll has been bending my head all day. If “Yes” wins then surely that means he’s not underrated and if “No” wins then people are underrating him. 🤯

Amazing. He just never misses.

Best league in Europe, lads.

Finished Small Prophets last night. Great stuff.

This technology is going to turn us all into idiots.

MIKEL ARTETA’S CAR!!!