What a day

Oh how I've missed the Astro updates 😭😭😭😭 new phone who dis

Apparently my natal promise is being the breadwinner for financially dumb as fuck men forever and ever and it's pissing me off

Almost nasally regurgitated an obscene amount of chai latte when I read this. Thank you Tumblr user tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit 🫡

Apparently my Eclipse Story™️ is me feeling extremely motivated to fix my gut health and spending all day making that happen 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Moon get the fuck out of Scorpio challenge

I have such a visceral need-to-protect-at-all-costs reaction to my partner injuring himself that it is actually concerning, and I'm just wondering if this is what maternal instinct feels like?

Moon-Mars conjunction on Mars day and I have cramps?? Say it ain't so

Hey Pretty Committee, here’s the scoop for Virgo season 🌿

One of these days I need to finally open up my witchy store I've been dreaming about for decades, because I just came up with the coolest spell candle concept and I need to try it out 👀

Seriously though, it's something that needs to be talked about more because yeah, I'm almost 35 and have zero savings of any kind, let alone an RRSP, and certainly no pension to my name 🙃🙃🙃

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THE HOUSES GUIDEBOOK IS HERE!!! If you have been looking for a resource that will guide you through the meanings, stories and significations of the houses then your search is officially over.

Officially plagued by the July 2028 partial lunar eclipse on the exact degree of my sun, AND THEN the chart that pops up on astro-seek before editing location shows the Asc exactly at my Asc degree????????? 😶😶😶 🎶Signs signs everywhere a sign🎶

SALIVATING over this chart tonight!! Rejoicing, exalted Moon in Taurus enclosed by the benefics, chart ruled by an exalted Jupiter (conj rejoicing Venus in Cancer)… Don’t use it for money/financial purposes whatsoever, but everything else is fine!! Visibility, career, fun…

Understanding how it is people get addicted to things like sleeping pills etc. I took a couple extra strength Robaxin last night and apparently had the best sleep of my life 😐👌

Oooooooooo I'll be thinking about this one the rest of the day (it's me I'm the malefic)

Mars has begun its quick conjunction with my moon in the 10H. Good thing my boss -- who's having his Mars opposition now -- has the day off because I think this means I'm cosmically obligated to fight him 💀💀💀

When the lions gate portal is during a Mars Saturn opposition

Happy Rectum of the Lion Day to all who celebrate

Also strange: Growing up in a world where the Internet didn't exist at all, watching it expand from a seed into an incredible resource, then watching it collapse into utter shit in less time than it took to arrive.

Current dilemma: trying to find a comfortable position to lounge in bed that won't render me blinded by rainbows, courtesy of the abundant sun-catchers I decided to put up. 😐

In more Venus in Cancer happenings ♀️: my partner, yesterday, randomly brought home a portrait of the Madonna that a church was getting rid of. I guess my decision to reignite Goddess worship was decided for me 👀 (And it was made in Italy)

Having the most nostalgic night possible with my partner just after Venus slides into Cancer (7H)? Iconic.

The planets are trying to kill me

Hey Pretty Committee here’s the scoop 🌞🦁

This is a minor example of why I like the idea, inspired by Ptolemy, that a given individual's fate can be outweighed or limited by the fate of a greater power (your government/nation, the org that pays or resources you, a ruler, etc, not just a higher non-human power)

I'm sorry but if you're using any sort of generative AI or chat bots or whatever for magical workings then you are, in fact, not at all doing any magic 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Of all the dehumanizing things that exist in the world, why must "taking pain relievers when I have period cramps" feel like one of them?!?!?! 😑😑😑😑

Gotta say this whole Pluto in my 2H steamrolling back and forth over my Venus while Saturn has its toes in my 4H is rrreeeaaalllllyyy showing up and showing out, and then this morning I wake up to a little financial blessing (payroll whoopsy) and maybe good things DO happen sometimes...

Reminder to myself

And realizing in general (for me) if they're worth fighting for then I actually HAVE TO fight for them

Stove clock telling me I'm divinely protected while I'm making my broke bitch pancakes cuz I'm sad ✌🥲

Stove clock telling me I'm divinely protected while I'm making my broke bitch pancakes cuz I'm sad ✌🥲

So uh... what's it mean when you come back from a bad interview (scammy business) and see this?!?! (There were 3 others too, all eating a rabbit)

Eating with your hands is normal and natural especially when consuming chicken wings - up until its me eating chicken wings in the break room at work and suddenly I feel like I'm breaking the law 💀💀💀💀

Okay my boyfriend having a career counseling appointment on August 11 while Venus and Jupiter are making out in his 6H????? Iconic. 😎💅

THE SUN IS NOW IN LEO — WELCOME LEO SEASON! 💫 #astrology

I don't know what the heck was in the astrology today but my makeup was flawless and my boyfriend took the coolest photos of me. I went full on tumblr 2014 vibes 😎

Watching a makeup tutorial from 2014 and it's healing me 😌😌😌

Eating the most Granola Mom snack i have ever ate in my entire life 💀💀💀💀💀 It's raw pumpkin seeds, organic almond slices, goat feta, and local raw honey. Like????? Who the fuck am I????

MY GROCERY STORE IS GETTING RID OF SABRA HUMMUS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Does keeping a lid over the straw prevent this? 👀

F F S

Yearning for football season (nfl) to return because I miss the routine it created

Capitalism won today (I bought that stupid protein powder that i always get ads for)

So I'm really fucking dumb and need to buy that damn planner because DUH! Saturn has been and will be opposing my Moon for a while so maybe that's contributing to the shit???? 😒😒😒😒 Also today has been L after L and I'm genuinely just exhausted.