Brought a very simple card game to family dinner, and my dad took it as his opportunity to punish us all. Is this all dads?

I had to find the hilariously bad punk list myself because apparently no one wants me to laugh :{

Carcinization claims yet another victory

Crop top for a juniper tree

Falling asleep in the driver’s seat

Moose call competition

Part of me really wants to move out of the country; another part of me hates this cowardice

I enjoy the music of Kelela FYI

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you think I’m not actually like this all the time

If I wanted to “go live”, I would “leave my apartment” or perhaps even “smell the roses” Do not fool around with me, sir/madam, I was there when and so on an dso on

The new Odyssey movie looks hilarious. RPantinous bullying Telemachus Holland could be its own 2 hour film and I'd watch it.

Between platform/vendor lock-in and sunk cost, I know inertia is against it, but I'm hoping to see subvert.fm work out. It seems thoughtfully made. Plus, no union-busting

Jorkobin. Haha got them

I hear jacobin posted something embarrassingly stupid. Quelle surprise.

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Let the Muppets have guns. Arm Sesame Street. Elmo should have a Glock. Tickle this, bi

Why is nuking shit these people’s solution to everything? Did Captain Planet peddle red scare propaganda for nothing?

XIXA is a band I like. You didn’t ask, but I have forced the knowledge upon you.

If you know what I mean, please keep it to yourself; if I wanted to know, I wouldn’t have written it down

The problem with being pants-shittingly mad for days on end isn’t, as you might think, that all your pants are full of shit, but rather that all the shitting threatens to leave you too exhausted for anything else

It was bad enough, but apparently I lacked sufficient imagination to see how bad it really is

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license. They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

Disconcerted that anyone could expect the UN to say (let alone do) anything meaningful. Tepid, cowardly both-sides-ism at best. Pantomimed dissent. They won’t bite the teat! So many masks to obscure a single face: capital

Ghoul country

Patriotically jerking it one time for each murdered child

Is it time for my semi-regular “celebrities aren’t people” rant? No. I am too lazy. And this is a Wendy’s.

My brother is bullying me (again), so rude

Been thinking that maybe we shouldn't make any new SciFi

Antefacial Irrigation accounts following me... laughs.. . you came to the wrong hood, dweebs. Log off. Delete your accounts..

Kids love saying shit like "dog food actually is low key fire" and "kibble got the whole crew drooling" but then look at you with disgust when you ask them which kind.

Cackling every time I read another story about someone getting screwed by their openclaw installation. The schadenfreude is just so delicious…

My cat knows I’m sick. And she’s mad at me about it.

I am more than a million years old

Idk why I decided to post about this when I’m not much of a poster. Guess I just need a place to vent that’s isolated from anyone connected to the situation

And this is the lowest stakes. Suggest maybe we shouldn’t MELT Palestine and the “compassion” disappears without even a shred of self-awareness

I’m hardly the first to observe, but it feels so impossible to get through to people like this.

Performative loving thy neighbor

I am so tired

Unfortunate convo today during which I was told that xtians have to “vote their conscience” to oppose “gay marriage” because gays go to hell and they love the gay people too much to let them go to hell. Meanwhile, they can’t understand why people who “disagree” are so “hateful” “nowadays”. I just…

I love that we use performative so much. Performative use of the term performative. Beautiful stuff

Performative Tech Decking

Missed connections in Portland

Instead of sleeping, I’m doing an audit of all the takes on my feed… things aren’t looking good, folks.

RE LRT:

The scam is to conflate everything that computers do (or ever have done) with the current "AI" craze, so that the AI scam tech that nobody wants feels inevitable, rather than a tech bubble run by villains, that needs to crash immediately.

Went here and everyone knew you

I slither out from an unseen chasm in being, make a tasteless joke, and then, lo!, I am again disappeared!