Will I regret getting back on Instagram? We'll see! I need more hmj on there too so follow if you'd like! www.instagram.com/amyhoneyjell...

A snowflake landed on my arm this morning and instead of melting right away I could see its perfect little shape, nature is magic and everything's gonna be ok!!! 😭❄️

A fuck ass white being 2026 color of the year feels pretty on brand for some reason

Will my cough go away by next week? Time will tell!

The most important parts of the YouTube wrapped I think

I'm in the phase of growing my hair out where it always looks bad and I want to cut it all off again. I will resist!!!!!

When resting and recovering, be sure to have a pile of cats on or near you, as the purring will speed up healing

Yall ever migrained so hard that the room spins?? (Help)

Hoping this smoothie and oatmeal from Jamba Juice will save the day!

Ok who still doesnt love her? youtube.com/shorts/3lZSi...

I always manage to miss an entire chunk of hair when I braid it what's wrong with me?

LMAOO imagine quoting me and THIS is your argument. We got meditation at home bestie, zero dollars. (Not requoting because I don't want this random man to keep interacting with me)

Hey so why are some Lego sets nearly $500?!! What's up with that?!!

OF COURSE the peak of my sickness was on the actual holiday and now l'm feeling a little bit better! I needed this energy yesterday! 😭 Oh well we got through it, hope everyone else who has been sick this week is starting to feel better too! We made it through divas!

Ever since we moved several hundred miles from any of our family members, holidays like this have been small and quiet. And while small and quiet isn't what we grew up with, we always make too much food and eat super late because we're awful at timing everything, I've been enjoying it!

Not the prettiest display but still a yummy appetizer 🥰 Thankful for this community!!

Me, staring at the coffee machine in a sick delirium: "Huh why does it look so clear.." I, in fact, did not put coffee in the machine before starting it.

nyquil and chill

Ya'll ever eat a bell pepper like an apple?

My skin hurts and my throat hurts!!!! Happy Holidays!!!

I miss Steve

Getting sick on a holiday week should be banned!! How do I ban it?!! I've noticed several people in chat are also sick, I hope we all get better soon!!!

A movie that takes place where youre from (Technically I grew up about 20 minutes outside the city but literally no media has taken place in my hometown)

Eeeeep!!!

I love our community so much we always pop awf for charity 💖💖💖💖

The kittens figured out they can just climb over the gate we have up to keep them from going upstairs unsupervised, it's over for these bitches (we're the bitches)

Love that my !husband knows me better than I know me (He was ordering himself a late night snack, asked if I wanted anything, I said no, he said okie dokie and then ordered me cookies that I ended up devouring, thanks bestie!)

Why do cats just...

Our big boy Toby is only a stealthy cat when he wants to cuddle. We'd just be chillin and then suddenly his big ol head appears in our peripherals, jumpscaring us. Every other time you can hear him from a mile away.

One of mini honeyjellys friends confided in him about her bi-ness because he's talked about me being bi before and felt ok to talk to him about it and divas I started crying at the club (in the car)

Found out the best way to make myself go for my walks everyday is to start a new audio book. The only time I can focus on listening without my mind wandering or any other distractions is when im on a walk, so if want to know what happens next I gotta get to walking!

Now what are these supposed to be?

Literally just turned on the VOD from yesterday what the fuck am I watching and will you please never stop playing it @halfmoonjoe.com ??

Turns out I don't hate my new walking route

Mahjong tiles up the ass?

Something about Chinatown on a chilly evening 🙂‍↔️

Do yall think switching from coffee to herbal tea will fix me like it fixed Minnette?

Making stuffed peppers for dinner and I'm using alfredo sauce instead of tomato, sorry to not be very tradish I just like them creamy (I also really like the normal tomato sauce ones)

Should I do a Buffy rewatch??? It feels like it's time

Oops

Husband: "We have a lot of leftover chili right? We can have for dinner." Me: "Yeah for sure." ✨️LATER✨️ Me: "What if we got Korean bbq tonight instead???" Husband: "Oh my god.....yes." Enabling each other in the best way I think

Got a new phone case and I'm UPSET because it does not actually fit my phone as advertised (doesn't hug the edges very tight) 🥺 thinking of safe diy ways to keep my phone in the case so we don't spend more money on another one. Going to try double sided electrical repair tape first wish me luck.

Ok that walk i went on the other day, 3.5 miles over 4000 steps, was the first one I've been on since pretty much mid summer and divas when I say my thighs, side butt, and ankles are nonfunctional...

Imo pigeons get too much hate, I fuckin love those little turds

Just got Little Witch in the Woods do you think it'll heal my depression????

Also Miss Charli ex-fuckin-SCUSE me?!

So the walk was fine but then we got a $4500 bill from our old landlord and it ruined the vibe, mama we all know thats going to collections let's be real

Thinking of going for a walk in the new area we moved to and it's going to feel WRONG and SCARY (habitual) but I will be brave about it!

Spooky tries to nurse on all of our blankets 🥺 I've never had a cat that does this but it's apparently somewhat normal if they were weened/removed from their mother too early? It's kinda adorable and we don't mind having a million tiny wet spots on our blankets lol

Where's bald man screaming when you need it