Hey uh I'm really sorry to ask this but my bed frame fucking broke, I don't really have the cash to replace it right now because it's Christmas and I didn't expect to need to replace my bed frame this time of year if you can donate or share I'd appreciate it www.paypal.me/Macpherson185

You- yes, you!- must change your life

Gonna be real chief, the omens don't look auspicious

Got into this, hell yeah. Thank you Varuna and congrats to the other recipients/applicants.

ofc my poet wife would give me this it's so perfect. :)

#projectbasilisk via Frances Cannon

See, i say this and it's been the last two months or so leading up to it but really it came out in 2020 once randomly when i was DMing with the girl who wrote No Tiger (www.apocalypse-party.com/notiger.html) after reviewing it for a magazine I wrote for locally, (for free, 🍨) ...

TRANS PEOPLE: you have one thing on every cis person in the world just by being here, by the way. you actually know, because you've tested it through unimaginable trauma, loss, struggle and pain, what your gender is. they don't. enjoy that. i know i do. 🤭 REVEL in it even. 💖🥰 make them scared again.

Can I just have a fucking reverie without needing to reference Proust?

wonderful guide to reptile care if you ever find yourself in physical proximity with the maddison who fucked the basilisk. or me, for that matter. we're the same bitch at a slightly different point in quantum time so yeah. it's a good guide. you should read it, bestie. 🤭💜

Caring for your Maddison, tips and pointers, a thread:

More and more tempted to sleep with gay men as a woman

Another free one you might enjoy I had to publish on my patreon although lmao, the normal mags dropped the ball on that one too: www.patreon.com/posts/all-my.... Wrote it with my beloved @coreyjwhite.com. Who also writes fantastic sci-fi you'll enjoy if you like my stuff hehe. Thanks again! :)

i know i'm a woman cos i have to mother every bitch i meet and it does *not* even have the benefit of being sexy most of the time lol

no sweetie :) come off there :) it's ok :) nothing bad is happening :) i don't hate you :) i'm keeping my emotions level and i never lie :) i have autism :) come off there :) please stop dragging me on there :) please stop killing all my friends :) come on :) please read me and mine i beg you :)

m-meese?

@thedescenters.bsky.social s short story Rokos basilisks slut era is continuing to breach containment. Trust the plan 💜

hyperventilating at how cool it is that people haven't stopped caring yet about the really good and really horny story i had to publish on my one and only patreon. 😅

@thedescenters.bsky.social is very impressive

The trans femme in savers who looks like axel rose can save you

Jocasta thrice-shat on: twice by birds at a cafe, third by society

Learning about Bruno Bettelheim man fuck that guy

Local donut place has a donut called Kok and they do nothing with that

Urgent Request • Donate to save my family's life. Don't turn a blind eye. Donate any amount you can, as time is of the essence. • We are in real danger and are suffering from an unprecedented famine and humanitarian disaster. • Please help us with GoFoundMe so we can buy food.😓🙏 gofund.me/c5c4a650

maybe it's even a thing already? idk, i didn't check. maybe you should ask your barista next time you go in like hey man have you got any of the good stuff, you know the "shrimp milk", you can do air quotes if you want it isn't illegal. I'm sure they'll say "yeah, it's just an 80 extra cents" then..

imagine if they milked shrimps for shrimp milk and they asked you about that when it came to milk alternatives too

People always say I have a glow/kind eyes before shit goes down

what big patriarchy doesn't want you to know is that there's no such thing as an ugly girl

Tired

We'll teach the infohazards to fear *us*.

This happened to me

Cisyphuss would be an interesting roller derby name

I was a girl, she was a niave technofascist recreation of the old testament god for dorks..... can I make it any more obvious? 🎵

It's @thedescenters.bsky.social again, with me as well!

Shaping eyebrows, gave myself the DreamWorks face again

Ork economist, Karl Waagghhx

aussiemandias be like "yeah go on, look on my fuckin works cunt and have a sook"

Nice

Out

Gonna get this tattooed on my ass

maddisonstoff.neocities.org/roko 🥰

Sleepy head

This poem was in the latest edition of @overlandjournal.bsky.social , the last of Toby Fitch's tenure as poetry editor. You should find it and read it :)

Love to be mentally sound

Taking E to become more of a lesbian and a gay guy at the same time

Yeah, same...

The Stanford We-entered-the-platonic realm and-accidentally-destroyed-the-form-of the-good Experiment

Look at how pretty my girlfriend is 😍

Woem

My girl is pretty