I really need to finish this chapter update.... #Verbie #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossVerosika #HelluvaBossBarbie

Last push for those who haven't read my take on Stolas getting plant-wrecked while Blitzø watches. 🫡🤭

Loona [not buying it nor looking up from her phone]: Pffft! I give it a week. You’re both a pair of damaged dumbasses whose jagged edges fit each other’s like a puzzle and it’s sickening. Stolas and Blitzø:

Season 3 Stolitz: Blitzø [nervous]: Stolas, I... I love you. Stolas [regretful]: It'll pass.

2nd day push!!!

I Beg You Don't Embarrass Me, Motherfucker #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossAU #StolitzAU #Stolitz 🌱 Written for #hellaversekinktober25 @hellavkinktober.bsky.social 🌱 Stolas x Plant 🌱 Angst and Porn 🌱 Dead Dove 🌱 Covers Week 1 Link 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/71895246

Blitzø in this. Stolas in this.

This is gonna be canon in Season 3.

So very Stolitz-Season-1-coded.

Don't mind him, he's high. 😭

GTKY convo not going as well as one would've hoped... or is it?

Blitzø: Stolas? Stolas: Yes? Blitzø: What are we? Stolas: We are but tiny specks of stardust with no understanding of our existence and our lives have no meaning in the grand scheme of things in Hell... Blitzø: Blitzø: I meant... Just... Never mind.

Blitzø: [kicks the door down looking panicked] Stolas: Darling, what did you do? Blitzø: Nobody died! Stolas: Why not? Go finish your job!

Loona: Dad. Blitzø: Yeah, sweetie? Loona: Why are you lying under the Sinsmas tree? Blitzø: Because I am a gift to all of you. Stolas[from another room]: That's right, darling!

Stolas: Blitzy? Are you asleep? Blitzø: Yes. Now shut up. Stolas: If humans think that 666 is evil, then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil. Blitzø: Blitzø: Maybe I should've left you at the courthouse.

Via: Why are your tongues purple?! Stolas: Umm... we both had slushies? Blitzø: I had the blue one. Stolas: And... I had the red one. Via: Oh. Via: Wait—Ewww!!!

If you can’t Then you don’t handle me deserve me at my at my

I love Mission Zero!!!! #helluvabossspoilers

Blitzø: How's your fever? Stolas: [confused] What fever? Blitzø: Idk, you just looked hot to me. Loona: [slams paws on table] I just need ONE normal dinner!!

Blitzø: [before date w/Stols] Can I tell him he looks nice? Millie: Sure, hon. Blitzø: Can I tell him I missed him? Millie: ofc. Blitzø: Can I show him this painting I did of us and our nine children at a farm in Wrath with a stable full of Hellhorses? Millie: Better save it for your 2nd date.

Blitzø: [holding Stolas protectively] You stupid bird, I didn’t need you to protect me! Stolas: [voice fading] Sorry darling... my body... moved on... it's own... Blitzø: [trying not to cry] Bitch, don't you dare leave me! Moxxie: [exasperated] For Hell's sake, we're only playing paintball, sirs!

Blitzø: wanna see me cartwheel around the world? Stolas: but darling— Blitzø: [cartwheels around Stolas in a circle] Stolas: Blitzø... you... Blitzø: you're my world, Stolas. Stolas: [crying] oh, darling! [Kissing noises]

Helluva Boss x Youtooz photos without the logo.

Don't Tell Me It's Over, We Can Start Over #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossAU #StolitzAU #Stolitz 🌧 Written for #StolitzKissWeek2025 🌧 1 chapter per day 🌧 Post-Sinsmas, Pre-S3 🌧 Lots of kissing, of course 🌧 Stolitz navigating getting back together

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

Artist signups are open! Remember - this event is for ANY Hellaverse character or ship. You're not limited! #RadioApple, #radiostatic, #stolitz - whatever you want to draw, you will have someone write a fic inspired by your art! How cool is that? Sign up here! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

reminder that this is also why it’s great to leave comments, because we won’t know if you’ve liked something if you don’t say anything where we can see it 🥲

Yellow Diamonds in the Light #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossAU #StolitzAU #Stolitz 🔶️ Pre-canon 🔶️ Teenage Stolitz 🔶️ Clubbing 🔶️ Birthday sex 🔶️ Hurt no comfort Link 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/70139751

Blitzø: [training mode] I'm gonna pretend to rob you, okay? Think fast! Stolas: Okay, darling. Octavia: [rolls eyes emo-ishly]. Fine. Blitzø: Hey chickens! If you want to live, give me all your money! Stolas: Bold of you to assume I have money. Octavia: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Stolas: [the next day] Come on, I wasn't that drunk! Blitzø: [deadpan] You tried to colour my face with your highlighters because you said I was important. Stolas: [teary-eyed] Because you are!

Stolas: [heavily eggnant] Darling, did you eat all the doughnuts? Blitzø: No. Stolas: Why are you lying to me? I can see the powder on your pants! Blitzø: [panicking] That's cocaine!

Blitzø: [sliding a photo across the table] I need you to shoot this guy in the leg. Moxxie: Moxxie: [double-checking] But sir... That's a picture of you. Blitzø: Stolas and Fizz want me to try Zumba.

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I got my digital copy of the zine (you don’t have to wait for the digital version!) and it’s a really wonderful and well-done collection of art and fic that all the contributors should be super proud of! 💜 Don’t forget to pre0rder while you can!

And finished! For @khosh3kh.bsky.social for their fic 'I Felt You Question the Way I Was Brought Up As a Baby' 🩷🩷🩷 #stolitz #blitzø #octavia #helluvaboss #jyinxeart

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

For my second collab of the Helluva Musical Bang I did a series of sketches for this edit ✨Thanks for working with me Kirb! We bring to life an scene of Fea's fic "Helpless", please check it here and give it some love!💖 archiveofourown.org/works/697387... #helluvaboss #stolitz #helluvamusicalbang

We all love Bryce 🥹💜🦉 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas

ナゲッツ牧場 【I Will Be Okay】1-4

It looks like we have an unplanned meeting here👀 . #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitz #helluvabossoctavia #helluvabossloona #moxxie #millie

2nd day push!!!✈️✈️ Fic out on Ao3 now. Kudos and comments are appreciated. 🫡 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/690809...

It was wonderful working with you @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social you are such an amazing artist!!! 🫂🫂🫂

Learn to Fly (I Need a Devil to Help Me Get Things Right) #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossAU #StolitzAU #Stolitz #Icyago ✈️ Written for #HelluvaMusicalBang ✈️ Art by @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social ✈️ Human AU ✈️ Aviation School ✈️ Self-discovery ✈️ Falling in Love Link 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/690809...

Canon.

Gonna steal this.

Excited for Tuesday!!! That's when my fic with @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social for the Helluva Musical Bang will be dropping!!! 🤩🥳😁 Here's a little teaser for you. 🤭🫡 #HelluvaMusicalBang #HelluvaBossAU #StolitzAU #Stolitz

Stolas[mid-sex]: Oh Blitzø, I can feel you in my cervix! Blitzø[?]: Huh? Bitch, you don’t have a cervix! Stolas[pouting]: I'm just quoting that spider porn you have a subscription to! Blitzø[!]: I haven't watched porn since we got together! And spiders don't have cervixes!

I would love to hear from anyone who's read one of my fics at least. 💜💜💜

I bet this happened at least once during their Full Moon deal. #Stolitz

PRE-ORDERS OPEN NOW!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 LET'S GOOOOOO!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌