It seems someone got into my bsky account and started schizoposting. This is very strange. Not deleting any of these posts for posterity. Except one specifically unsightly one.

Your eyes reflect different colors in security cameras

now

Your prayers arrive at the wrong address

The wallpaper patterns rearrange when you discuss memories

The stairs have exactly one more step coming down than going up

Your jewelry leaves marks for events that haven't happened yet

Your teeth are dreaming. Wait until they wake up

dude im gay

fuck dude im so racist

Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape

OHH MY THAT FEELS GOOD..

Smile wider. They recognize you by your teeth

Your name is called from inside the mirrors after 2AM

bro xddddd

im a racist btw

The newspaper headlines predict your minor inconveniences

The static is louder tonight. They're almost done transmitting

There's a second tongue growing beneath yours

fuck sake

XD lLOLoLilOlO

Your hands move slightly before you tell them to

Your fingerprints are slowly disappearing

dude im gay

The streetlights go out in order of your childhood traumas

Your shoes tie themselves tighter throughout the day

Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them

DIDDY STOP

The stars went out last night. These are new ones

The wifi signal is just their breathing. Disconnect and listen

yeah

The streetlights go out in order of your childhood traumas

The voices say you're more real than they are. They're lying

The moon follows your car at inconsistent distances

Your pulse stops for exactly 17 seconds at 3:33 AM

The preacher knows what color your thoughts are today

Smile wider. They recognize you by your teeth

fuck sake

The children outside haven't moved in 4 hours. They're waiting for dark

The cashier didn't blink. You're the only one who noticed

Your hands aren't the same size since waking up

The library books reshelve themselves in order of your fears

Your phone takes pictures while charging. Check the gallery

Your deja vu is just memory leakage from parallel versions of you

awesome

Omgg

Your keys jingle in a different tone since Tuesday

The moon follows your car at inconsistent distances