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Just saw a tax company ad that inplied heavily that my two options were to use their service or go get a degree in tax accounting, if I wanted my taxes done properly. HMM, FUCKER, IF ONLY THERE WERE A SECRET THIRD OPTION USED BY THE REST OF THE DEVELOPED WORLD
1 day ago
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Might fuck around and start doing a Christoph Waltz accent at work. I think it'll lend me some gravitas
5 days ago
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Getting wicked sonder on the drive home. By which I mean I'm amazed that it's the FIRST TIME ANY OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE EVEN SEEN A CAR
6 days ago
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He keeps fucking saying "Aberbaijan" oh my god he's so fucking STUPID
7 days ago
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Just passed 6 gallons of O- blood donated
8 days ago
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Staring dead-eyed at The Big Bang Theory in this laundromat. Not a single chuckle. Nary a grin. Odious show
12 days ago
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Three day weekend. Three LoTR movies. Someone who's good at math help me out here
13 days ago
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Every leadership-level meeting starting with "as you all know there's a lot going on right now" is code for "these fucking idiots are making my job so much more difficult and I'm gonna make it your problem"
13 days ago
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Comforting to know that every city has their "doing wheelies on my dirtbike down the center of Main Street" hooligans
18 days ago
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You know, I bet even the Pluribus hive mind would jam up traffic at the Monitor Merrimac Memorial Bridge-Tunnel
20 days ago
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Figured out that Tamiya paints need to be thinned with isopropyl and we're off to the fucken races
21 days ago
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3d printing freaks will be like "if you spend a hundred hours honing your machine and techniques, you can avoid a single trip to the hardware store to purchase something that comes 1000 for a dollar"
26 days ago
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Yeah, the killer bee robots that burrow into your skull and inject you with acid until you die are pretty rough. I'm not saying I'm a fan of them, but they're not going anywhere so we just have to figure out how to adjust to work with them.
29 days ago
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Football coaches should also have to wear the uniform. Helmet too
about 1 month ago
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There is no way for an actor to portray telekinesis without it being deeply, deeply embarrassing
about 1 month ago
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Third year in a row I've gotten a flip-out box cutter for Christmas and I can't lie I'm stoked about it
about 1 month ago
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"By far" and "100 times" can't fit in the same sentence. For fuck sake
about 1 month ago
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Christmas meals got me breathing like Tony Soprano
about 1 month ago
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Starting to think M$ is actively trying to push people towards Linux
about 1 month ago
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I wish I knew where my obsession with rooting a tablet is coming from. I don't even know why it would be useful it just seems FUN
about 1 month ago
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> Watching a youtube video titled "i programmed an X to do Y" > ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn > "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..." > exit video
about 2 months ago
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There's a new class of generic, crappy ads on Youtube that look like Spotify Wrapped ripoffs and it's so demoralizing. I already don't care about your ad, so if you don't care either what's the point.
about 2 months ago
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Everytime someone at work sits in the stall next to me, it sounds like they're trying their level best not to pull an Elvis. Y'all have GOTTA start taking fiber pills or something
about 2 months ago
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I'm so fucking stupid. The dominoes they're talking about in "Good Kid, mAAd City" is NOT pizza
2 months ago
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The thing is, the nonstick pan is never actually NONstick, but then you can't actually clean the damn thing without introducing your pancreas to a fun little sprinkle of forever plastics
2 months ago
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The health insurance industry is such a fucking mess. Evil Riddlemasters roaming the Earth conjuring up new convoluted ways to screw you out of your money. "Ahhh, yes, we will make a coinsurance that only pops in after the deductible has been copaid. No one will be able to decipher this!"
3 months ago
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Asbolutely wild to me that we've had the technology to clone humans for so long and there's this overal agreement of "uhhh fuck that no we shouldn't," and yet AI is just... here?
3 months ago
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The increasing prevalence of multi-color 3d printers is so depressing to me, man. Such a wasteful method, for something that can be accomplished with conventional techniques, better, SO EASILY
3 months ago
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Mildly concerning how many different serial killer biopics have come out in the last few years
3 months ago
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Y'ever think the subjects of those scuffed Medieval protraits were like "forsooth ist this verily how thine eyes beholde mine countenance?"
4 months ago
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They should call transitioning MtF 'escaping the cycle of man-sara"
4 months ago
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Costpoint is so bad, oh my god. I almost think it's intentionally designed to make it so frustrating to submit expense reports that I just eat the hotel cost.
4 months ago
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The emotions were, mostly, new flavors of Cry
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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When the bassist for Fall Out Boy hits his nuts on stage, call that Pete Wince
4 months ago
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Silksong is just a constant parade of "oh what NOW"
5 months ago
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Excited to go to this Lucy Dacus concert so I can experience emotions that haven't yet been invented
5 months ago
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"We fed the culmination of your graduate studies into the Copyright Infringement machine and it killed itself"
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5 months ago
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Absolutely crashing out over Adobe Acrobat saying "Hey this document feels long no one wants to read that shit let our AI bullshit summarize it for you" about my DISSERTATION
5 months ago
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"This lathe is only $300 on Marketplace. That'd such a steal" -- me, someone who doesn't have enough room to set up a 3d printer in their home
6 months ago
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Overheard some parents talking to their very young child. Dad: "That's Squidward. What kind of animal is Squidward?" Kid: "A starfish!" D: "No, that's Patrick. Squidward is an Octopus" A beat went by, then the mom flatly said "...Squidward is a squid"
6 months ago
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First episode of the new King of the Hill is roooough
6 months ago
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Some of these rocket scientists don't wash their got dang hands after they piss
6 months ago
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If we had more ears Qtips would be a fucked up shape
6 months ago
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Took a little menty-H break from Bluesky but had to come back to see what sort of kneeslappers my boy
@loves2dunk.bsky.social
cooked up
6 months ago
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Joining a Jubilee 20 vs 1 where I'm the only non-Nazi, but I neglected to tell them that I swallowed 10 kg of C4
6 months ago
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The Cate Blanchett cameo in Squid Game had me rolling on the floor
7 months ago
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Pretty sure they invented Grey Knights for people who got to this stage of model building and thought "PLEASE LET ME BE DONE"
7 months ago
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Ignoring the sword of damocles because there's a bigger, sharper sword hanging even further above it
7 months ago
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@loves2dunk.bsky.social
Help. I was talking to Laura about needing a confidence-boost model to paint before tackling my Porco Rosso plane, and she said "well, why don't you go to that League of Legends store and buy one of those lil fuckoff guys?"
8 months ago
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Michèle "I don't feel at all" Mouton is still alive???
8 months ago
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