Just saw a tax company ad that inplied heavily that my two options were to use their service or go get a degree in tax accounting, if I wanted my taxes done properly. HMM, FUCKER, IF ONLY THERE WERE A SECRET THIRD OPTION USED BY THE REST OF THE DEVELOPED WORLD

Might fuck around and start doing a Christoph Waltz accent at work. I think it'll lend me some gravitas

Getting wicked sonder on the drive home. By which I mean I'm amazed that it's the FIRST TIME ANY OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE EVEN SEEN A CAR

He keeps fucking saying "Aberbaijan" oh my god he's so fucking STUPID

Just passed 6 gallons of O- blood donated

Staring dead-eyed at The Big Bang Theory in this laundromat. Not a single chuckle. Nary a grin. Odious show

Three day weekend. Three LoTR movies. Someone who's good at math help me out here

Every leadership-level meeting starting with "as you all know there's a lot going on right now" is code for "these fucking idiots are making my job so much more difficult and I'm gonna make it your problem"

Comforting to know that every city has their "doing wheelies on my dirtbike down the center of Main Street" hooligans

You know, I bet even the Pluribus hive mind would jam up traffic at the Monitor Merrimac Memorial Bridge-Tunnel

Figured out that Tamiya paints need to be thinned with isopropyl and we're off to the fucken races

3d printing freaks will be like "if you spend a hundred hours honing your machine and techniques, you can avoid a single trip to the hardware store to purchase something that comes 1000 for a dollar"

Yeah, the killer bee robots that burrow into your skull and inject you with acid until you die are pretty rough. I'm not saying I'm a fan of them, but they're not going anywhere so we just have to figure out how to adjust to work with them.

Football coaches should also have to wear the uniform. Helmet too

There is no way for an actor to portray telekinesis without it being deeply, deeply embarrassing

Third year in a row I've gotten a flip-out box cutter for Christmas and I can't lie I'm stoked about it

"By far" and "100 times" can't fit in the same sentence. For fuck sake

Christmas meals got me breathing like Tony Soprano

Starting to think M$ is actively trying to push people towards Linux

I wish I knew where my obsession with rooting a tablet is coming from. I don't even know why it would be useful it just seems FUN

> Watching a youtube video titled "i programmed an X to do Y" > ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn > "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..." > exit video

There's a new class of generic, crappy ads on Youtube that look like Spotify Wrapped ripoffs and it's so demoralizing. I already don't care about your ad, so if you don't care either what's the point.

Everytime someone at work sits in the stall next to me, it sounds like they're trying their level best not to pull an Elvis. Y'all have GOTTA start taking fiber pills or something

I'm so fucking stupid. The dominoes they're talking about in "Good Kid, mAAd City" is NOT pizza

The thing is, the nonstick pan is never actually NONstick, but then you can't actually clean the damn thing without introducing your pancreas to a fun little sprinkle of forever plastics

The health insurance industry is such a fucking mess. Evil Riddlemasters roaming the Earth conjuring up new convoluted ways to screw you out of your money. "Ahhh, yes, we will make a coinsurance that only pops in after the deductible has been copaid. No one will be able to decipher this!"

Asbolutely wild to me that we've had the technology to clone humans for so long and there's this overal agreement of "uhhh fuck that no we shouldn't," and yet AI is just... here?

The increasing prevalence of multi-color 3d printers is so depressing to me, man. Such a wasteful method, for something that can be accomplished with conventional techniques, better, SO EASILY

Mildly concerning how many different serial killer biopics have come out in the last few years

Y'ever think the subjects of those scuffed Medieval protraits were like "forsooth ist this verily how thine eyes beholde mine countenance?"

They should call transitioning MtF 'escaping the cycle of man-sara"

Costpoint is so bad, oh my god. I almost think it's intentionally designed to make it so frustrating to submit expense reports that I just eat the hotel cost.

The emotions were, mostly, new flavors of Cry

When the bassist for Fall Out Boy hits his nuts on stage, call that Pete Wince

Silksong is just a constant parade of "oh what NOW"

Excited to go to this Lucy Dacus concert so I can experience emotions that haven't yet been invented

"We fed the culmination of your graduate studies into the Copyright Infringement machine and it killed itself"

Absolutely crashing out over Adobe Acrobat saying "Hey this document feels long no one wants to read that shit let our AI bullshit summarize it for you" about my DISSERTATION

"This lathe is only $300 on Marketplace. That'd such a steal" -- me, someone who doesn't have enough room to set up a 3d printer in their home

Overheard some parents talking to their very young child. Dad: "That's Squidward. What kind of animal is Squidward?" Kid: "A starfish!" D: "No, that's Patrick. Squidward is an Octopus" A beat went by, then the mom flatly said "...Squidward is a squid"

First episode of the new King of the Hill is roooough

Some of these rocket scientists don't wash their got dang hands after they piss

If we had more ears Qtips would be a fucked up shape

Took a little menty-H break from Bluesky but had to come back to see what sort of kneeslappers my boy @loves2dunk.bsky.social cooked up

Joining a Jubilee 20 vs 1 where I'm the only non-Nazi, but I neglected to tell them that I swallowed 10 kg of C4

The Cate Blanchett cameo in Squid Game had me rolling on the floor

Pretty sure they invented Grey Knights for people who got to this stage of model building and thought "PLEASE LET ME BE DONE"

Ignoring the sword of damocles because there's a bigger, sharper sword hanging even further above it

@loves2dunk.bsky.social Help. I was talking to Laura about needing a confidence-boost model to paint before tackling my Porco Rosso plane, and she said "well, why don't you go to that League of Legends store and buy one of those lil fuckoff guys?"

Michèle "I don't feel at all" Mouton is still alive???