I was feeling bad yesterday because I didn’t have a valentine this year and then that one video hit my feed on TikTok and I think I’m good

Sometimes and for no reason, my brain goes back to that episode of Regular Show where the dude got knocked of the sleep cycle and they said he died

My valentines plans is to hop into every marvel rivals game and instalock gambit so couples can’t use those damn wedding skins

Not far enough

The fact that it’s been under 0 degrees outside and I can’t paint any of my art because if it is really fucking with me

Whatchu doing out here with all that booty

Elon Musk ending up being the weird kid who Naruto runs through the hall of rich people is absolutely frying me right now

This that get in the car and yell a bunch of cuss words after you close the door weather

Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😌

That dry ass sip from the straw is devastating

The job market is bullshit. Since everything in my life is going to hell anyway, I’m just going to do what I want to do, and start making and selling custom art while still looking for work, first print is done, Gonna paint and sand it and see how it turns out, there may be more

You leave me and my super long can of pringles alone

Looks like no painting is getting done today either holy zombie Jesus

It’s time like these that make me wish I had someone I was attracted to to text on a regular basis…

We were the folks when they put us on shelter in place, that realized not a single thing about our lives were going to change And it’s the same thing right now lol

Oh boy, TikTok is acting weird, can’t save or like videos and it’s doing the 0 comments thing

In case you didn’t know, both seasons of frisky dingo are up on adult swim

We ain’t got no damn snow

Oh man a he-man movie that’s awesome!! …..what do you mean Jared Leto is Skeletor?

God damn English muffins fucking slap

No spoilers about the Bone Temple, however I will say that it confirmed that Vinyl records are a viable thing to stock up on in an apocalypse

He working hard to beat the couch humping allegations…. Unless….

God dammit the plans I made last week for tonight were just confirmed and now instead of laying in bed and catching up on Gachiakuta I gotta go socialize

Feeling better so my favorite breakfast is back on the menu Grits with an over easy egg and hella chili oil

Once you get the reflex mallet in Quarantine Zone, you can whack dudes in the balls with it It’s pretty much become part of my inspection checklist

Trying to paint with kids in the house:

It’s so amazing that the I have to start the year I’m supposed to be working out more, not going to the gym because my heart is trying to kill me

Ya know what’s funny about Ted talks? A lot of em were bullshit and they would let LITERALLY ANYONE do them 🤣😂

I need a churro

Instead of going on dates this year, I’m just gonna collect Japanese stationary items Starting with these cool ass mechanical pencils

Where can i get me one

I was bout to mcfreaking lose it

“How did Jelly Roll lose all that weight?” Motherfucker he’s rich

I’m fighting the urge to just fall off the face of the planet

Me walking past the kid freaking out because they saw I grabbed shin ramen with K-pop Demon hunters on it:

When I make something for myself to eat, and someone asks for a bite, it usually means I’m getting up and cooking again….. It’s an honor and a pain

We bout to get The Last Of Us’d

Me: Oh shit, my heart feels like it’s racing My Apple Watch because yesterday was New Years Eve :

I said this before and i’ma say it again, if anyone I know does this stupid shit to me I’m gonna haunt the shit outta you

Why am I having to remind people in comp to play the god damn objective???? Talking bout some “heals???” NIGGA GET ON THE POINT

I just saw a guy in a mocap suit kick himself in the balls with a robot he was controlling and I honestly don’t know what to do with the rest of my day…

I have come to the conclusion this weekend, after alot of thinking and self reflection, that I no longer have the attention span to date anyone and I’m okay with that I think….

New project on deck

Can the next person Jake Paul boxes, break his thumbs too holy fuck….

Son of a bitch Steam is moving so damn slow right now 🫠

Update: I got my light saber

same energy