And last night I was sat 10 feet from @colbertlateshow.bsky.social as a producer told him what had just happened to @jimmykimmel.com. Horrifying.

Last night we ate Korean food and tried a bunch of bars. It was Quite Nice.

Twenty years married. NYC, on a carousel.

Nasty cold, day 3. Downgraded to “unpleasant”. Feels like progress.

In Yorkshire for the weekend with men. Cottage on the moors. I made a friend.

Les Mills can fuck off.

@drdavidgk.bsky.social hello! Do you recognise my username at all? 😃

Holy shit!!! Bob Smith special guest with Olivia Rodrigo

Went to lunch. Took a selfie. Then Jon Bon Jovi walked past me, with a nod of the head. Sundays, amirite?

Ok, late to the party, but I’ve just started to practice my #yiddish chat on copilot. And honestly for a beginner like me it’s super encouraging! Weird to type in transliteration though.

Sometimes the universe SPEAKS. Yesterday it told me to make the dough for these. Thank you Felicity Cloake www.theguardian.com/food/series/...

Thank you to chemists for fexofenadine. (2 hours after first photo)

Hayfever did me a dirty this morning

Good morning. My kitchen, 7am

Today: PT, coffee, made a cake. Now considering hotels in Brooklyn

From tiny posts, giant cakes grow

Saturday. Coffee. Enjoying not having to be anywhere until 2pm. Doing nothing is the ultimate luxury.

Did some jetwashing. Now feel like Boudicca.

Houseguests fed and coffeed. That’s my achievement for the day.

Well this aged well #eurovision

Get me Mr Bates on line 1. These votes aren’t mathing #eurovision

This is WILD #eurovision

Nope. Malta was extraordinary #eurovision

Switzerland seem to have built Al Kaaba to vote from? #eurovision

Juries voting like idiots #eurovision

Could someone come round and reload the dishwasher please?

My coffee is now cold and I want a glass of squash. But I can’t quite get up

Fell asleep for over an hour #eurovision

In case this isn’t your speed please enjoy Australia (who was robbed) youtu.be/EJ0RdIU_G8g?...

Just furious this was picked over #australia #eurovision

If they played this at Berghain I think I might go. #Ger #eurovision

Won’t someone think of the tan lines? #pol #eurovision

Watch out for Bowie /Mick Ronson #eurovision

10 civil engineers it took to get that structure stable #fin #eurovision

Oh Erika. Giving Trisha Paytas. I wish I was you #eurovision

Oh bless him #eurovision

Good Eurovish banger this one #ned #eurovision

Axolotl chic is big in Latvia #eurovision

Every time this one comes on I sacrifice a policeman in a giant pyre #lat #eurovision

Stop trying to make bucket-hats happen #ice #eurovision

Actual technique. Someone missed the memo. #aus #eurovision

Please also sack the stylist #eurovision

The only melody they found was Billy Joel’s It’s My Life #eurovision

So I thought this was a great idea, but they forgot to write a melody. Which is a shame #Uk #eurovision

Have sent Matt to make the coffee. Eurovish is an endurance sport #eurovision

Chalamet after six hours in the hairdressers chair #ukr #eurovision

A magnificent thigh. Well done, Spain #eurovision

Yo soy esa diva. #justsaying #eurovision

This one bored me in the semis. #eurvision Wish I needed a wee now.

I’d wear the heck out of that outfit. #eurovision