ough last Hamelin post for today i promise but Hamelin is afab and genderfluid, but they usually prefer to present as masc

Hamelin also files their front teeth, much to Alto's annoyance because thats not healthy and he can't understand why his adopted ratbaby son can't just take good care of themself

random vertLgo fun fact, Alto's name is Alto because when he was a teenager he thought that taking that name would make him taller (he's 5"3) bonus fact, Hamelin often sits on Alto's head in rat form and on his shoulders in human form

on the bright side I got my first ever hit of gender envy in the form of Yaelokre being the most beautiful handsome pretty person I've literally ever seen I aspire to achieve that level of androgynous one day

My spotify wrapped made me so mad because I listened to one song for like 17 hours straight and it was my second most listened to song and I became a top listener, but I found out that same day that the artist is actually a groomer and I felt so icky being thanked by them in the artist clips

A Tinkatink and FOUR variations of her hammer! Very very proud of myself and how quickly I'm growing as an artist. (Mega form hammer in the reply. Heckin' Bsky) #art #artist #Pokemon

Artists are wild because what do you mean you can just. Draw silly doodles and they're literally the best thing I've ever seen?? And you can do that whenever you want??

I think an important thing to remember when you're creating something and you think you're bad at it is to remember that your favourite artist/author prolly thinks that about their art too And it's also almost impossible to be bad at something forever, because you learn from it all. Fail faster ygs

Me: I need to finish my assignments so I can graduate Brain: you should animate Megatron using Optimus as a yoyo... #transformersanimated #megatron #optimusprime #megop

I've never hated a comic more than All Hail Megatron, partly due to the fact that it's just kinda boring IMO, partly because the name reminds me of the vastly superior All Hail King Julien, but mostly because of this one panel trying desperately to make a whatshisface thirst trap

i should rewatch the penguins of madagascar show that shit was a fever dream

Gonna try working on actually commenting on posts even if I don't really have anything meaningful to say aside from 'woahh /pos'

cillian murphy's power cannot be underestimated, his jonathan crane in TDK trilogy is what got me into batman and comics as a whole in the first place

this also opens up an avenue where i can bring back erased characters as part of an event, to see which unloved character is loved the most and then Quiver gets beat up or something

Quiver being the in-universe PR manager of vertLgo is just a hilarious concept to me because what do you mean this fourth wall breaking man can and will fuck up your life for the sweet, sweet drama, or literally retcon you out of existence for not having enough fans

könig simon ghost riley könig könig call of duty men simon ghost riley könig könig don't mind me just trying to get the bsky algorithm to give me cod content

I love how my type in men is any combination of pathetic genius with the emotional intelligence of half of a cucumber (riddled, karl heisenberg, ect) or absolute wall of muscle (bane, lobo) with trenchcoat men scattered between and then my taste in women is just women in general

i appear to have fallen down the call of duty rabbit hole I blame könig and his fine asf everything

how did this happen what the hell I'm gonna sob

Decided to try to actually write up a vertLgo timeline as a guide for later and it's harder than I thought it'd be

being panromatic and asexual is a wild experience because I want to kiss everyone but the thought of going any further makes me want to shrivel up and die

deathsaurus/dezarus lovepost he's the coolest and I love him look at this giant murder chicken/dragon thing with four eyes and his stupid laugh I need to kiss him

Working at DC and having Es and John Constantine kiss for a whole issue with no plot and no dialogue and no nsfw stuff just kissing also works

I'm gonna work at Hasbro as a comic book writer and build up trust and then when everyone loves me I'm going to make my tfsona Ephemeral canon and dedicate a whole ass comic to Ephemeral kissing various transformers. Each issue will be a different character to smooch it's gonna be great

I just realised that people who buy books and never get around to reading them and know they prolly won't are almost the exact same as people who buy steam games purely to own them

Been doing this thing lately where I try to find the positives in stuff I don't like and leaving reviews highlighting those positives to cancel out the bad energy the creators get from someone not liking it

I gave transformers skybound rumble a santa hat

I think the real reason deltarune chapters 3 & 4 were released together is because Mr toby fox knew a solid 70% of fans would go insane because we never visit Castletown in chapter 3

So it’s family movie night and we’re near the end of Fantastic 4 and one of the characters appears to die and I’m all ready to be soothing and comforting like a good parent and that’s when the seven year old shouts “I GUESS NOW THEY’RE THE FANTASTIC THREE!”

It prolly doesn't help that Hamelin is kind of a pathetic baby when they're around their father figure because they think Alto is the greatest thing since sliced bread

I keep forgetting that my OC Hamelin is legitimately a horrific weirdo that canonically forced 700+ children to drown themselves due to sheer pettiness because Hamelin is also 4"5, genderfluid, can turn into a rat and has a stupid baton that turns into a pipe, they're just a little guy no evil there

had a dream last night that the original Fantasy Life for the 3ds got ported to steam and I had max time played, max level in everything on that, I fucking loved that game and then my 3ds broke Never got the DLC either since I grew up without internet and couldn't get it

photoshopped a comm i brought from .rootrot on quotev to be wearing a fedora because I drank too much coffee and am wearing a fedora irl, because that it the most logical course of action

Drinking a vietnamese iced coffee in this cute little coffee shop near me and it's great but I didn't know how strong it'd be and I might be up for the next three days

i can't get this one batman meme out of my head I keep quoting it

I hate first-person stories 99% of the time because most of the ones I've read were written terribly (Outfox on quotev, you are the exception), and also I feel like I'm reading someone's diary and I hate that I hate how personal it feels

Es is a very sleepy little fella, but they'll only sleep in certain places or around certain people. In canon that list is very short, only having Axel Slander and their happy places, which consists of a little house in Ireland and a little glade where it's always night and everything glows softly

Something pretty fun about Es is they love hats, they wear a fedora sometimes and have a favourite top hat with a really droopy white feather that they have to brush out of their face... But they're cursed to never be able to wear a hat onscreen because the hats keep getting destroyed in stupid ways

This is one of my favourite c0mms I've brought of Es, because just look at them!! (art by my friend Sparks)

Pretty sure I've already shown this, but a friend of mine (cirrus) drew my tfsona Ephemeral ! They're a 1954 Bentley R-Type Continental and they're literally just Es but big space robot I don't know what to tell you

I lowk want my ocs that are AI to be voiced by different vocaloids because I think that'd be so fun to showcase how they're not human and totally not because I want to make Orion Sage (the main guy that makes androids and robots in vertLgo) a massive vocaloid fan

Since Amily and Keith hate each other but love their dad, I have this image of them glaring at each other from across the table while Axel is wishing that he lost his ability to feel awkward instead of his humanity in the 'divorce'

I had a short story that I lost about Amily getting beaten up and slinking back to Axel with her tail between her legs and just venting about this stupid serial killer who's stupidly good at killing people and Axel just smiling and nodding and beating the guy to death with a chair ever so calmly

I like to think that the main villain of vertLgo, Axel Slander, keeps a close eye on his two very capable adult kids and anyone that Amily and Keith/Kaizuto don't beat up for stuff against them, Axel personally goes and gets his hands dirty because he does truly care in his own way

A friend asked me to proofread smth they wrote and it made me realise that switching vibes halfway through to express a sudden temporary freedom/joy that comes from an action (in their story it was music) can work really well in getting the reader to feel what the character is feeling

My Skulduggery Pleasant autism rant took me an hour and I didn't even scratch the surface please please please read the books Derek Landy is a cool guy i promise you don't have to pretend there isn't anti gay subtext in SP because it's all gay subtext

Hang on I'm gonna try to explain all the Skulduggery Pleasant books by memory but I forgot my own name a few months ago

Skulduggery Pleasant is literally harry potter but cooler, gayer, cooler, has a better magic system, cooler, has copious amounts of violence and skrungly war criminals, AND is way funnier. Did I mention it's cooler too?

I might be stupid, but I really didn't like Losin' Streak. I understand why people do, it was just set up for failure when they put it right after Love in a Bottle

Making eye contact is a great way to assert social dominance. Simply by staring into their souls without blinking until they glance away, it shows that you do not fear petty things like 'social anxiety' and that you are a force to reckoned with. Or you got cat eye language mixed up with human stuff