I watched fnaf 1 last night and like. It was okay I'm not really looking forward to watching fnaf 2 tonight but then again I'm not really into that sort of thing

Friendly reminder that pets are not gifts, they will not magically cure depression and if your child voices that they don't think they can take care of a pet (money-wise or responsibility-wise) don't get them the pet. It's really not that hard

Technically there's two versions of vertLgo The first one is the actual series with (I hope) good writing and earned moments And the second one is the silly self indulgent mary sue ass slop that has needless violence and idiot characters, and no regards for logic or the timeline

I used to be super into wicca and crystals and stuff, but my nanna forbade me from practicing until I was 16 because apparently there's an age limit and then when I turned 16 she told me that I had a cruel streak and refused to teach me So anyway I'm not into that stuff anymore

wow amazon prime i can't wait to watch all these family friendly movies

i wrote a poem about nicolas cage while pirating willy's wonderland nicolas cage nicolas cage People who dislike you fill me with rage You're so majestic It makes me want poster to stick On the wall on the floor on the roof You're such a goof Nicolas cage

shoutout to my doctor when I went to hospital for three weeks, he was super anti-social and your typical old scary doctor guy and once while I was high as fuck on antidepressants and half asleep I told him he was kinda scary and without missing a beat or looking up his notes, said 'thank you' 1/2

Made it a rule that all my OCs that are canonically AI all have some sort of hobby related to organic life or art Saiba Rosè is really into Botany Xavier Makina likes sculpting Smudge & Smear both love birds and I forgot the rest I really need to start writing out vertLgo

I was supposed to stop buying commissions this year because I was getting in trouble with my family but I just accidently brought one I swear it wasn't my fault this time I just mentioned to a friend that I wanted to comm a gif and they were like 'bet' and then I felt bad and brought them nitro

Gave up on posting in any particular order so here's Rotorstorm!!! Read Last Stand of the Wreckers with friends and got super attached to this guy😭 I need an AU where he survives and joins the Lost Light for better or for worse [ #transformers #maccadam #idw #fanart ]

I like to think that in an alternate universe of vertLgo, one of the main heroes of the series gets shot in the face and dies, but not before throwing his arms in front of his head, showing off his 'No Regrets' tattoo he got when he was 19 and exclaiming that he has "so many regrets"

HELP I'VE BEEN GIGGLING AT THIS FOR A SOLID MINUTE

I’m noticing that they have Riachu TWO Megas but Pikachu zero Has Nintendo FORGOTTEN about Pikachu?

Reread the Deathsaurus (and cliffjumper is there too ig) issues of Transformers: Galaxies and oh my god there's a reason he's my favourite Decepticon of all time look at this diva he's such a bastard who do I need to beg at hasbro for an affordable figure of my boy

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

Being forgotten hurts more than being genuinely insulted I think

Remembered how fun the name Kondraki is to say and I fear I have been dragged back to the SCP fandom kicking and screaming

Had a dream about hazbin hotel last night but it was set on a spaceship and I don't remember much but Lucifer kept accidently getting thrown out and then fried by the engines (he was fine) and failing to fly fast enough to get back in while Alastor was like 'toodles' And baxter was on jupiter

For the love of God DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts. Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter . A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many sacrifices. Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.

god fucking dammit just found out that my favourite author actually kinda sucks (a lot sucks) and now I feel all icky

Trying and failing to convince my mother to let me get this as a tattoo because Skulduggery Pleasant is the only piece of media I've ever held an interest in for this long and a lil tiny tat of skulduggery sounds perfect

i need to do some of my reqs but the urge to write either pathetic wet cat könig or dad joke energy könig is too strong

RAHHH give me comic book recommendations preferably superhero or transformer stuff I'm bored

As someone with ARFID, meal prepping is actually the best thing I've started because I can just make pasta sauce, put it in the fridge and eat it for every meal for the next few days until I run out, then I make taco meat and do the same it's great

Okay so I can still post despite not verifying my age my laptop is just stupid

Testing testing one two three

they should make a resident evil tv show but it's only resident evil village and it's only karl heisenberg and I get to come in and kiss him

I heard someone say 'sod' irl for the first time a few days ago and it's the funniest thing in the world

just found out that Germans say 'aua' (ow-ah) instead of ow and now guess who's writing König

I feel bad because I cheated most of my binding of isaac achievements but I wish there was a mode to have all the items and characters unlocked from the start I managed to get tainted azazel legitimately though and I love him he's the best I want to squeeze him like a stress toy but affectionately

I brought Lego DC Supervillains and the DLC just for John Constantine when I was 16 and he doesn't even have any voice lines I'm still pissed off about it

Remembering that one time I watched an episode of Courage (the one with kitty and bunny) and immediately got overcome with the urge to throw that stupid old man into a meat grinder and get that poor dog out of there why do his head wounds look like coral I'm still scared for him it's been months

People and things older than me are so strange like what do you mean you've existed longer than me like what is your wisdom oh ancient one And then they're like a week older

I've only ever been to one convention, I went with my stepdad for my birthday and I got so overwhelmed at the amount of people that we wound up just leaving and having a drink at this shitty café by the train station and then he dropped me home. Good memory

It’s gonna happen!

Okay wait I'm gonna say my favourite tongue twister into speak to text and see if it works Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers a pack of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers was the pack of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked Almost perfect !

It took me embarrassingly long to figure out that I hate capsicum/peppers and that's why I can't stand most of things my family cooks

I say I have good impulse control when I'm buying stuff related to my interests but then I remember my $500 transformer collection that I got all in the span of a week gathering dust in the box one of my tfo Sentinel Primes came in

Really hungry but I can't go downstairs to eat pasta bc the evil bitch down there is emitting absolutely rancid vibes so instead I'm gonna eat art

depression makes you feel like swamp water Stagnant, icky and terrible, with all metaphorical algae growing on you so fast that you think there's no point in even trying to clean it off, and horrible little bad thought bugs laying eggs in you and gators that lash out when you just *can't* anymore

I should be a therapist with all the shitty metaphors I make every day Like how patience is a little lake, and you have you ration it out to certain people, and some people always have a bucket of your patience, and those people are special to you. And some people don't get a drop and that's ok too

vertLgo is a story about loss at it's core, I think, and the failure to cope with said loss. Café La Mortis is also a story about loss, but the characters there go through their grieving processes and eventually the pain dulls enough that they can function once more

Teaching my cat Optimitsi Prime (Mitsi) what I Love You means by saying it every time I slow blink at her

Flashback to the time I was going downstairs to get water in the middle of the night and the bathroom door was open and there was something vaugely head shaped in there, floating ominously and I thought I was on the receiving end of an urban legend until I turned on the light and found this

I think the real cure for depression is being all cuddled up in as many blankets until you can barely move and then doing that thing caterpillars do to turn into butterflies but you turn into a functioning person

oughhh i wanna write but life is kicking me in the balls rn and I just can't bring myself to do it

It's 5:30am i haven't slept (which is odd since I have a pretty good sleep schedule) and i am feeling. Pretty clear headed actually usually I'm all over the place by now, but that means no silly half-delirious vin. Yet.

everyone shush it's that time of morning when the sunlight comes through my window at just the right angle and casts everything in magical golden light

I should learn german (<-- only wants to learn it because of König from cod, and did the same thing with Latin and John Constantine except they quit after two weeks)

I might dislike the old comic book styles because I'm a fake comic fan but these clickbait covers are the funniest things I've ever seen and OH MY GOD IS THAT BATMAN WITH A GUN