Has to be… “Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets” Every line in that song is just an insane mashup of words. And it’s a fun song. Always jam out to it.

REALLY wild that @jonbois.bsky.social published this in July 2017... ...and now, almost 9 years later, on the day in question, we're closer to total annihilation than ever before.

Here's the video... NASA missed liftoff and camera/direction was terrible. The ONE thing you can't mess up (from a broadcast perspective) and they butchered it. #NASA

NASA had weeks/months/years to prep for this... ...and the YouTube broadcast was absolutely awful. Missed the launch. Too much commentary. Camera/direction drops all over the place. #NASA #ArtemisII

#SNL just did the Stefon bit…but this time they let the audience in on it. Just fantastic.

Watched the game-winning goal on my phone while standing in a Walmart. There was no cheering. No PA announcement. No cracking open of Bud Lights in the aisles. Just silence. Sad. #usa #olympics #usahockey

@awfulannouncing.bsky.social This is insane. A 10 minute cut-in with NO info and a ton of speculation. All of that over a rerun of Law and Order would be iffy. Cutting into the Olympics??? Insanity.

NBC cutting into Olympics coverage with a breaking news alert….about a Nancy Guthrie suspect?!?!? While a news story, that is absolutely NOT a story you cut into the Olympics for (or really any network program). #olympics

Tried to go to one in Cleveland recently and THEY COULDN'T TAKE MONEY. Apple Pay ONLY. It was absurd. But, man, I really wanted to relive my college days in the most unhealthy way possible.

And now Lindsay Vonn on NBC primetime. I wonder how she does... #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

The #Seahawks, who are well-known for "The 12s", won their 2 Super Bowls 12 years apart. That's pretty wild. Also, just go ahead and pencil them in for winning the title in February 2038. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 27 Walmart - kind of fun Carnival - "What is that? It's called light" got a laugh from me. McDonalds - clever camerawork State Farm - already rehashing commercials #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 26 (end of game) Nike - Clever 'congrats' commercial with Marshawn Expedia - Way to capitalize on that Barbie craze from 2023 Olympics - Time to write a song called "Bronzed" Local news Local law firm Energy Transfer - promoting fossil fuels ChatGPT - Gross #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Someone tell Drake Maye he HAS to hold the pass button down LONGER. He's getting too much air under the passes. *my son approves of this joke #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

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Break 25 He Gets Us - Really upset I didn't see that coming. Also...good lord, stop it. Hims/Hers - Addressing the wealth gap...good for them. Peacock - You've made your point. Olympics - Golden, like the medals. I get it now. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Straight from Ellensburg. In fact, the video for that song was filmed at a track/field in town. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 24 Wegovy - Skee-Lo getting some love. I wish I was a little bit taller... (related, I wish that ad was a little bit shorter) AI.com - Stupid ad. Stupid product. Stupid. And Elon? Ewwwww. Base44 - Oh good, MORE AI. We're doomed. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Jason Myers - SUPER BOWL RECORD 5 FG. Love me some fun stats. @pro-football-reference.com #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 23 Cadillac - Race cars with JFK talking...okay. Genspark - Wasn't good the first time. Even worse on round 2. AI stinks. Red Bull - has there EVER been a good Red Bull ad? No. Hellmann's - Meal Diamond. I like that. And the line (I will not type) was FUNNY. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 22 Alexa - Chris Hemsworth making fun of AI...good. Also this ad combines Ring and Alexa/Amazon. Gross. Lays - Is anyone complaning about chips NOT being 72 hours fresh? No. They're chips. Salesforce - Mr. Beast...gross. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

With that TD: Records no longer in play: - Lowest combined score - Game with no TDs Records still in play: - First shutout - Most FG #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 21 (end 3rd Q) Boys & Girls Club - Another Mr. Rogers reference - love it. The Burbs - Yeah, let's reboot the movie 40 years later. (local break - Dallas ads) HEB - Jim Parsons doing local grocery ads in Texas. Nice. Raising Canes - fun music #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 20 Xfinity - Stupid AI de-aging nonsense. Ritz - Could have been funny. It was not. Grubhub - What?!?! NBC - When a normal promo is the best commercial of the break, that's not good. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 19 Pringles - Sabrina Carpenter Pringles man...what a mess of words. Ring - 'We use your video without your permission to find dogs" Olympics - 'Golden' is a fun song, but playing it every 30 minutes is a bit much Budweiser - Clydesdales...finally #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 18 Pokemon - I'm old. Poppi - Seriously, I'm old. VW - Okay.... Peacock - Lot of self-promotion (as expected) tonight #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 17 Google Gemini - STOP USING AI. USE YOUR BRAIN. Don't care how cute the sales pitch is. PSA Test - 'relaxed tight ends' is a GREAT sales pitch. BUT STOP USING AI. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 16 World Cup - Owen Wilson learning Spanish is clever. Peacock - yes, we'll pay for 1,000 different streamers. Southwest - Assigned seating IS NOT GOOD. No matter how you frame it. BOOOO. Dreame - What? Transformer Roombas? TG Therapeutics - She's good people. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Between Kendrick Lamar (2025) and Bad Bunny (2026), the last 2 halftime shows have been FUN and POWERFUL. Even if you don't know the music, how can you not enjoy the spirit and the life it all provides? You know who doesn't? People full of hate. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 15 (post-halftime performance) Svedka Vodka - robots getting us drunk. Okay. DetectTheSOS - okay... Genspark - Ferris Bueller take-off is fun...but COME ON. Stop using AI. RealFood - MAHA is stupid. Mike Tyson's message was good. Meta - dumb glasses #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Calling out every Central/Southern American country....while a message says "the only thing more powerful than hate is love" THAT'S THE STUFF. How can you hate any of it??? #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

From Menudo to the #SuperBowl. That is a career arc. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

PLAY LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA!!!! #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Every year, the cameramen/women who shoot the halftime show amaze me. SO many moving parts. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Maybe the skeet of the night right here... #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Didn't see that coming. Lady Gaga. And, I guess I have to withdraw my statement about not knowing any of the songs. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

First time I don't know any of the songs of the #SuperBowl halftime show...and unlike a certain segment of society, I DO NOT CARE. This is fun and makes you want to dance. How can you NOT like this?!?! #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 14 (pre-halftime performance) NFL - every year, they do a good job with this. This was okay. Other years have been better. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 13 Toyota - That did nothing. Fanatics - Betting and a Jenner...we're cooked as a society (like we needed another sign) Bud Light - First Bud commercial is at HALFTIME? Times have changed. Still funny. Olympics - Yes. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 12 (End 2nd Q) Reggie Dinkins - Eh. Spectrum - Eh. Tree Hut - What was that?!?! Truist - Clever. Kind of funny too. EOS - Is It Cake joke...pretty funny. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 11 Dunkin Donuts - That's almost TOO many references in a commercial. Also, was that all AI??? Coinbase - Lo-def and dumb. But the Backstreet Boys are having a resurgence (apparently) tonight Kinder Bueno - Chaotic #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 10 (1st H 2 min. warning) TurboTax - your tax prep pays that Adrien Brody cash. Don't you wish it was free... Project Hail Mary - subtext about global warning...sure people will like that Universal - That was cute. Ted - it's a show now? #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 9 Microsoft Copilot - Stupid. BE SMARTER THAN AI. ADL - Hate that these have to air every year. Liquid IV - That is a GREAT and GROSS commercial. NBA all-star - more parody lyrics (albeit subtle) NBC shows - maybe they're funny?! #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 8 Nerds - Candy commercial in the Super Bowl. Interesting. Uber Eats - "The Hall of Fame's a juicer Bradley!"...funny. Bosch - yeah, no. Although the French joke was funny. Olympics - Always yes. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 7 Redfin - Mr. Rogers and emotions and moving and a not so subtle message about the country. BRAVO. GREAT. Dove - Always will support anything about body positivity. Levis - This commercial will be the butt of many jokes this week. HAHAHA. Mario movie - Fun. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 6 T-Mobile - I guess parody lyrics are a thing this year. Machine Gun Kelly was funny. Pepsi - oh...attacking Coke AND the Coldplay couple. Good stuff. WeatherTech - Every year, I wonder how they have the cash for this. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Except dot com companies were innovative...AI is GARBAGE. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 5 (end 1st Q) Lays - Cute. Meta - You know these glasses are spying on you (and supporting Trump) Squarespace - Remember when these commercials were new in 2005 (more or less)? Minions & Monsters - that's fun #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 4 Coming soon? Netflix? - I literally said "What is this???" Liquid Death - alright, that was a funny premise Claude - I want to like them making fun of AI...but it's also AI. And AI sucks. Law and Order - Dum. Dum. A+. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl

Break 3 Apartments/Homes.com - Meh Ro - interesting to see an ad in the Super Bowl. Related - Serena could win a tournament tomorrow. Wix - Feels like an anti-AI ad. I like it. Codex - The WHOLE ad is about how you study and become smart. AI is SO dumb. #SuperBowlLX #SBLX #SuperBowl