Because of his #sonorous voice,
 carrying over every possible noise,
 the yard dogs made Patty, the pittie, barker in chief.
 The most possible horror to any possible thief,
 Patty proved to be the best possible choice. #vss365 #limerick

Amelia, the Persian cat, was #capricious and mean.
 She was proud of her beauty and wanted to be seen.
 Each day she wore a collar, adorned with a little bell.
 She loved its tiny tinkle, and pranced like a gazelle.
 Human underlings adored her Majesty, Amelie the Queen. #vss365 #limerick

Srry. Had 1 more in me 2day… Ping, the panda, misses his brother
 Pong. Who lives far away. in some cage or another. Then Pong gets transferred
 from a zoo Ping had never heard
 of. The #eventuality? Rolling around in their new compound, happy 2 have each other. #vss465 #limerich #PimgPongPandas

Burt, the penguin, lived a life of normality.
 No one in the colony cared about his homosexuality.
 For many years, true to his heart,
 he marched for miles to meet with his partner, Bart.
 They never had an egg, but nisted carefully, for any #eventuality. #vss365 #linerick 🐧

Sheep of one wool and chicks of one feather will cluck for a cock and bah for a #bellwether. I'm talking about family. What? Do I stutter? Will you please get your minds out of the gutter! It's just farm animals, OMG, keep it together! #vss365 #limerick

A love-sick student named Magnus O’Lee
 writes his thesis, struggling with the apostrophe.
 To impress the girl, he writes and writes,
 but… is it "women’s rights“ or "womens’ rights“?
 He sighs, „As usual, it'll be a #catastrophe.“ #vss365 #limerick Poor Magnus… 🤫🤪😍✍️

Fred, the cat some day came to the conclusion
 that he and his kind were at riskof #extrusion
 cuz he got a dog brother who, to Fred’s dismay
 kind of took over the house, rolicking and barking all day.
 But the pup didn’t fit through the cat flap,so… no need to plot revolution. #vss365 #limerick 🐈

2 cats were telling jokes. „Knock, knock!“
 „Who dere?“ – „It's Bob the beagle, our favorite laughing #stock.“
 The cats looked @ each other & exploded giggling, rolling on the floor, until Bob's ears folded. Dumb birds, too, were cattily cackling, ignoring the risk. A whole flock… #xss365 #limerick

Stan, the dachshund, jis snout already pepper and salt, sniffed some poop which he saw as emotional assault.
 He deduced that the perp there had to be
 Otto, his sidewalk pug arch enemy. 
 Stan's initial #synthesis proved to be without fault. #vss365 #limerick Senior pups FTW! Just saying… 🐾

A writer wannabe tried to secretly #conspire
 with ChatGBT, lazily. Her „book“ got under fire
 for being just cookie-cutter, for using AI: „OMG, it’s so bad! Why did she do it, why?“ An unending outcry, asking why and even whyer! #vss365 #limerick The whyest! Lemme tell ya...

I adore the cover, and even more the story! 😍

A rap producer was tired of even trying 2 feign
 interest in his female charge, & gave her free #rein.
 He didn’t take her seriously, just didn’t care.
 So she entered a stage & rang in a new age.Watching her, he saw his mistake, begging, „Stay! Gimme a break!“ But in vain. #vss365 #limerick Oops!

Pip, the Chihuahua, in my bed? Doesn’t even make me flinch. But… when I try to move him, Pip wouldn't give an inch.
 The mini pup can make himself heavy as a Great Dane
 or a St Bernard. WTF? How…? It hurts my brain.
 Each night we wrestle for space, ending up in a loving clinch. #vss365 #Limerick

Sam (you know, another rescue puppy) really loved to dress.
 Puppy coats, fluffy boots, the works… always looked a mess.
 He was relentless, and took him a while. At last though, Sammy got some #style. Cute and fashionable and effortless! #vss365 #limerick

Max was adopted from the shelter. His tongue was extencile, drooly & floppy, with great #potential to give puppy kisses galore, After 3 days already (or 1 day more, at the max), the love in the air around Max proved pestilencial #vss365 #limerick photo credit: Guinness World Records Limited 2025.

An atheist, a rabbi & a priest met in the #doorway
 of a bar, & that was it. No Joke! Simply because they
 didn’t go in. Didn’t sit down. Ordered no drink.
 Spoke not. The barkeep didn’t even wink.
 They just left. Without argument. They’ll try againnext Sunday. #vss365 #DailyLimerick

A pitbull & his human mom, they loved 2 sing & dance & practied dancing all day long behind their garden fence.
 The mom praised, „Good boy! U spin so well, Bubba!“
 But as 4 song,Bubba only knew the 1 tune by ABBA 
 & went, „Tecka-chance, tecka-chance, tecka-tecka-chan-#chance… #vss365 #Limerick

The #articles in Spanish are la & el, in French la & le.
 In English , easy 2 memorize: the & the –
 fem & masc are the same. But in German, U see,
 they’re not only different. Plus, we don’t have 2, but 3.
 „Der, die, das“ – male, female, neuter. That'll B hard 2 learn 4 ya. #vss365 #DailyLimerick

The loss of 1 of my 1st teeith always seemed such an #arbitrary act to me, and there wasn't even the promised tooth fairy visiting me at night. It just wasn't right. 😡 Same with the leg hair fairy läter: I would've shaved but my legs weren't hairy. #vss365 #DailyLimerick

Harry, the dachshund, barked to his friend, „Dude! Fetch the ball!“ But Dick, the great dane, was not in the mood.
 Since the ball was with a grim pug named Howard,
 and Dick, to be honest, was just a big coward
 with a big bark, who knew how to pretend and #delude. #vss365 #DailyLimerick 🐾 🎾

With 1 arm in a sling and 1 leg in a cast he left the ER, & when he rolled #past his pals in a wheelchair, he yelled, "U should see the other guy!" He stood, aided by the nurse, then said Good Bye. "the other guy" had been a mouse chasing him till he stumbled & fell at last. #vss365 #DaulyLimerick

One clear summer night, day was almost dawning, he took her by the hand and stepped out from under the awning pointing out and naming all the star #constellations to impress her, so romantical, but she didn't have the patience. She just had a hard time stifling her yawning. #vss365 #lDailyLmerick

The flutist I told u about yesterday got the order 2 ensure silence of the cats & the recorder. Still, people used FFP masks & opted 2 drench them in perfume, 2 fight off the pug poo's #putrid stench. He had stopped flutisting, but not being a tone-deaf, anosmic cat pet hoarder. #vss365 #limerick

A snarky young flutist had a tiny jlat for low rent. There he flutisted all day long. It was a shrill instrument. He also loved pets. 3 cats & an ill-bred pug co-existed there. Dog pooped, cats whined, flutist flutusted. Neighbors cried, "Smell, sound, sarcasm… all too #pungent. #vss365 #Limerick

Always friendly, telling dad jokes, always #jovial, Jim, the spider, found college humans surreal. The females were screamy & scary, most males not at all. Still, Jim hid, cowerung on all 8s in his fave shower stall, welcoming any naked 1 who didn't try 2 crush him. Good deal! #vss365 #Limerick🕷️

A certain pollen in Betti's garden land was popular among the bees as an inebriant. Sometimes Betti noticed a single bee rapscallion, tumbling wildly, hum-singing opera (in Italien!). That musically gifted, tiny #sentient underbee, drunk or not, knew Betti was their friend. #vss365 #DailyLimerick 🐝

Quiz time. Bonnie Tyler was the famous one who A) pulled #audacious tricks with a loaded gun, or B) invented something to treat DVS, Dry Vagina Syndrome, as well as a heart condition called angina, or C) sang Total Eclipse of the Heart, uh, Sun? #vss365 #DailyLimerick

Bookish creepy-crawlies called him "Hunchback of Notre Dame". Said, his belly's 2 fat, his wings are 2 short, and then some. Being allegedly #malformed, he still bumbled & bee'ed & warmed up 2 the idea of flying, & does so up 2 this day, despite the big bum. #vss365 #DailyLimerick 🐝

My dog's eyes seem to say, "Mom! Smell me!" Big brown eyes shine with confidence. "Sniff me, then tell me how sexy I am. Tell me I'm hot!" I don't have the heart to say that he's not. The #reek of the crap he rolled in asks for a bath. So, shall we? #vss365 #DailyLimerick

If you're solo and without a drum, well, then use your guitar like Marcin and #pummel its body as if there's no tomorrow. But don't do it just so-so. Watch Marcin. But caution! Don't get whiplash or become ill. #vss365 #Limerick youtu.be/3vTYkWO6CUY?...

"This thing is dead. Only held together by rust", Seth, Jedi mechanic, said. - Yoda: "Rust? No! #Pixie dust it is. Riding this one she likes." in the photo, she wore a #pixie cut. Gone were the iconic buns. Seth: "Yikes!" Yoda: "Yes, f*ck rust. just make it mobile again we must." #vss365 #Limerick

I'm 10 years old, trapped on an apple tree. My friend Su grins. The tree's on a bull pasture. I'm encircled by horns & nose rings. "Throw apples 2 distract them", from the fence yells Su. "Then climb down & come back here, as fast as U can!" What do I care? I'm 10 – I have #wings. #vss365 #Limerick

In James Bond movies, villains always seem 2 like #grumpy Persian cats on their laps, looking snobbishly funky, while hatching plans for world domination
 or ways 2 brutally kill Bond in their secret location.
 But I like ships, pirates, talking parrots & the well-dressed monkey. #vss364 #Limerick

The rhino braggs to B a unicorn, a #mystical
 beast! Hyenas laugh & lions huff, egotistical..
 Flattering fabulous lashes, & after she's rapidly blinked,
 the giraffe leers,"Ü're just fat, Jabba. & btw extinct!“
 „I'm mystical AF,U checkered beanpole! Even anachronistical!" #vss364 #Limerick

On CSD, I was strutting my #rainbow stuff, wondering if it's just a vain show on my behalf, to be part of the fun rally, to say, "Look at me being cute, I'm an ally!" Louis/a, my drag king friend, complained all day about his too tight boob bandeau. #vss365 #DailyLimerick

A farm hand named Jim was paid time & a half
 for the hours he cared for a premature calf.
 He would have done it anyway,
 with or without the extra pay.
 Jim loved the baby. It made him smile & cry & #laugh. #vss365 #DailyLimerick

A #spider in my room, or any crawly insect, I simply grab Bella, my cat, & direct her to it. Then I ungrab & off she goes. A helluva huntress. Plus: she eats them. A quick & clean maneuver. Works only with really BIG bugs. But then it's perfect! #vss365 #DailyLimerick #Truefax

Tnis is the story of Frank, the ant, & his lice farm. He 1st thought it a #prank when the government sent a draft call, His Pa was a war vet & also lived on the farm. Back in woods war 12, he'd lost 3 legs and 1 arm. Frank petted his fave dairy louse & whispered, "I can't." #vss365 #DailyLimerick 🐜

I dare to say, they were my biggest wealth, the keepers of my happiness & my mental health, were my goats, Lucy & #Brownie, & my dog Bobo. The day my husband died & I was already down, he & the goats were gone. Animal Control took them by stealth. #vss365 #DailyLimerick #TrueStory

When a writer learns the #rules of grammar, then proceeds to break them in precisely the right way for the most impact, that's called art. #vss365 #writersofbluesky

The jackass told the female horse: "Only a fool will always play it by the #rule. Show me your backside," he said to the mare. Then he had his way with her. They did the naughty and made a baby mule. #vass365 #DailyLimerick

The scot rudely grabbed her bum. "Bonny lass!" She reached under his kilt & squeezed. He cried, "Ow! The #sass!" "Tit for tat", she said. "BTW, nice family jewels." Having none of that, he whined, "Ken the rules! Yer no leavin scot-free. C'mere." - "Thanks," she said. "I'll pass." #vss365 #Limerick

I once saw an #angel while being on a walk. I once saw an #angel emerging from the fog. I know #angels exist because we constantly meet. In peoples' houses, in the park, even in the street. You know what #angels smell like in the rain? Wet dog! #vss365 #DailyLimerick My #angels, recharging:

In the zoo, the mercat knew how to #charm me, with its cute face, wäving with one arm. The giraffe, fishing for compliments, said, "What the heck? What about my long lashes, my elegant neck?" I told them both they're awesome. It couldn't do any harm. #vss365 #DailyLimerick See me compliment them:

Farm animals & pets played soccer. The crowd cried "Foul!" The umpire was a pug who with a #scowl brandished the yellow card & punished the foal. The game went on. The crowd roared "Goal!" She got in with a wild card. Now she had scored: The owl. #vss365 #DailyLimerick Owls do have SOCCER LEGS ⚽ 🦉

Betti Boo, the bee colony's mediator,
 teamed up with Billy Bee, the pollinator. He carried pollen on his fluffy bum.
 And she translated his every #hum
 when he reported the yummiest nectar to his home hive later. #vss365 #DailyLimerick

My great-grandpa planted an #elm tree & let it grow.
 So that children 1 day would play Hide & Seek there, or so.
 Indeed, as a kid, my mom leaned at its stem, 
 shouting "Ready or not", after counting to ten.
 When *I* was a kid, Dad hung up a tire swing, & I gave it a go! #vss365 #DailyLimerick

1983 in France, Lady Di had a flat tire,
 so she took her world famous diamond and #sapphire
 engagement ring and gave it to some random French
 guy in exchange for a car jack and a wrench.
 Yeah… never hapoened in RL! Now you know I’m a liar. #vss365 #DailyLimerick

I think it was not long ago,
 possibly a month or so,
 when the prompt given was „marrow“, 
which I then lamely rhymed it with „#sparrow“.
 And that now gives me writers' block, so… #vss365 #DailyLimerick sorry, don’t worry!
 Tomorry
 I’ll give it another go. 😜