Beware flying geese Heed well their honking warnings Of projectile poops #dailyhaikuprompt #flyinggeese

Where was this #splendor they spoke of, Maya wondered. All the world looked like a watercolor painting someone had crafted with too much water, too little color. Until the day she had her first #cataract removed, and she wept at the sight of her lovely daisies. #vss365

Fresh As a Daisy "But he DOES love me!" "He loves you not!" says Daisy, her last petal shed #dailyhaikuprompt #fresh

Mom: "How's it going with the astronaut?" Jess: "We're in an #orbital relationship." Mom: "Oh! Is he going back to the moon?" Jess: "No. Everything revolves around him." 🙄 #vss365

They broke blackbird's wings And expected him to fold But his feet still worked. #dailyhaikuprompt #blackbird

Stanley soon realized his awful mistake He screamed his wife's name through a torrent of ache - "#Stellar! Don't leave me! I'm sorry!" he plead But sick of his fists and his accent, she fled Hopped on a streetcar and ended her strife While Stanley lamented his sad wifeless life. #vss365 #poetry

Gave them seed money To build their AI empire- The bots stole it all 🤖 #dailhaikuprompt #seed #haiku

The township of Tydes became #crazed When they tilted their heads up and gazed At their moon, whole and bright Day by day and by night But the Moon kept on shining, unphased. 🌜🌝 #vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday

Manny's feelings, quite #blatant to Sue, Caused him anguish and made him feel blue For sweet Sue, with blond curls, Was way more into girls And pretty much everyone knew 😫 #vss365 #limerick

School districts slide by Alphabet of joyous kids Home for a snow day ❄️☃️ #dailyhaikuprompt #day #haikuoftheday #haiku

#Beastly, the wolf jumps out Cowardly, I scream: "Lowly creature! Keep your Ghastly paws off me!" (Manly I am not.) "Friendly I am," insisted the Wily creature. Otherworldly he must be, I deduce, for wolves can't talk. Unholy alliance we now enjoy. #vss365 #writersofbluesky

🍀 4-leaf clover plucked And shoved into a pocket Not very lucky 😫 (Poor lucky clover) #dailyhaikuprompt #clover #haiku

Blissfully #mystified Wade Stood in awe while the pianist played Till the player's hand tripped But the song never slipped Exposing the busker's charade (Now Wade knows how the sausage is made!) #vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky

A goose egg's great if You're a goose. But for the rest? It's a big zero. 😆 🪿 #dailyhaikuprompt #egg

My armpits are dripping with sweat; My forehead is wrinkled and wet I'm not at the gym Or taking a swim I'm just carrying a #mountainous debt! 😫 #vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky

A magic tree centrally planted In a forest they say is #enchanted Did not grant my wish To catch a big fish When asked why - "'Cause you take me for granted!" #vss365 #limerick

Lovemaking high note🎉 Too bad we were frolicking under a skylight 😫 #dailyhaikuprompt #note

What the sly fox knows: Every grape beyond his grasp Surely must be sour. #dailyhaikuprompt #sour #haikuoftheday

“Things were going so well," Cupid told his best friend. "I gave her the flowers and wine. I kissed her—” “What KIND of kiss?” Cupid hit Pan with his lovestruck baby blues. “The kind worth waiting 3000 years for.” Well, hell. Pan had been thinking more along the lines of tongue or no tongue. #VSS365

I pine for a love That's evergreen and sappy To spruce up my life #dailyhaikuprompt #evergreen

While swimming the coastline at #dark I encountered a handsome young shark. I was starting to drown Till he drove me uptown To his mansion at 72nd and Park #vss365 #limerick #writersofbluesky

"Hey, how's the weather Down there, Violet?" asks Red. 🤨 "Don't make me drop you." 🌈 #dailyhaikuprompt #violet #haiku

Sofia, averse to men's #touch, Kept the boys at arm's length with a crutch Lamar, who'd no hands, Stole her heart and her glands And gave her some new pearls to clutch #vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky

Can Pats spring forward From harsh Superbowl defeat Or will they fall back? #dailyhaikuprompt #spring

Agent's gruff tone A child thrown held prone pained moan No mercy shown Chilled to the #bone I won't condone This must be known. You are not alone! I lift my phone... #vss365 #writersofbluesky

A flurry of flakes Drift off to build a snowman ...And miss their tour bus 😱 #dailyhaikuprompt #flurry #dailyhaiku

The coupon arrived in my mail A tanning bed - "QUICK! IT'S ON SALE!" A tough lesson learned My whole body is burned 😖 And I'd sooner be walking around #pale! #vss365 #Limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky

What is it about that lopsided grin that leaves me weak in the knees? #dailyhaikuprompt #grin #haiku #haikuoftheday #dailyhaiku

First Noah had to deal with a flood Then the Nile turned from water to blood So I'll never complain When I'm caught in the rain And my sneakers get covered in mud. #vss365 #limerick #writersofbluesky

An older gent seeking romance Enrolled in a workshop for dance Very much to his dread All his classmates were dead But he still stood a #ghost of a chance 👻 #vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky

Hot beef barley soup With a giant marrow bone ...I could stay all day #dailyhaikuprompt #barley

Worst waiter ever Prob'ly leaves blue fur in soup We love you, Grover! #dailyhaikuprompt #grove

There once was a virginal lass Who suffered severe lack of class Hot for a guy tall and brawn She joined the keen man on the lawn And he gave her a #pain in the grass #vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky

Southerners curse rain For ruining outdoor plans- Found out snow is worse.🥶 #dailyhaikuprompt #rain #haiku #haikuoftheday

To both, a mind of their own and a beating, feeling heart, a pair of eyes to see the world as only they will, a mouth to speak out when the world is unfair, and a spine for courage to do so. But one #soul will they share, two halves living in separate skins, mates only whole together. #vss365

On a crisp clear day beyond the #shadow of a doubt Under every rock, you'll find a bad guy hanging out But the law is clear, the verdict's in The guilty pay for every sin 😁 #vss365 #writersofbluesky

Frantic twittering Looking for social treasure ... Now X marks the spot 😉 #vss365 #twittering

He still loves me so ... See that glimmer in his eye?😍 ... Slipped while brushing teeth😁 #dailyhaikuprompt #glimmer

Three people in front of me in the boarding line stood an anxious- looking woman holding a King Cavalier in a diaper. The lady fussed over that dog, hand feeding and soft talking and gentle petting. "Is he okay?" I asked, now a bit anxious myself. "Oh yes, he #soothes me so I can fly." 🤨 #vss365

Harry the heavyweight Needed his diet to vegetate. Not wanting to alienate His client who overate, Harry's chef tried to #obfuscate Healthy foods on Harry's plate His big belly to obliterate. Not deceived, Harry did litigate The chef met an unhappy fate Left in his own juices to marinate. #vss365

The way your heart breaks when Cupid understands the full force of his punishment-the first girl he's ever loved is not meant for him, and he must find her Right Love and let her go-and he must find her MTB without his #quiver of love-tipped arrows. #vss365 #writersofbluesky #romantasyreads

An unfortunately named man called Wayne Couldn't finish his wife off - poor Jane! She left him for Peter (!) Thinking life would be sweeter But his mojo, too, then proceeded to #wane. Was it Jane? 🤨🤔 #vss365 #limerick

𝑂ℎ! I never liked steak Till I tasted one not burned to a charcoal crisp #vss365 #dailyhaikuprompt #charcoal

With Miranda, Dale acted the perfect boyfriend he ached to be. But whenever he and Jack got together, his bad boy side couldn't resist coming out to play. Dale needed off this wild roller coaster ride on the #cusp of maturity, but which half of him would win? #vss365 #writersofbluesky

Nothing's as lonely As lying in bed beside Your own estranged spouse. (A divorced friend told me this 35 years ago, and I've never forgotten it.) #dailyhaikuprompt #lonely

A scam artist out on a cruise Painted her hip with a terrible bruise Deemed the deck slippery Claimed her sail should be free But the crew didn't fall for her #ruse #vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky

Eggs, milk, bread fly off pre-blizzard grocery shelves - Storm menu: French toast #dailyhaikuprompt #blizzard #haiku #haikuoftheday #poetry

While strolling the deck of the ship Mind your steps so your feet do not #slip Unless the first mate Is your too-proper date And you want him to get a good grip! #vss365 #limerick #writersofbluesky

I only meant to #drizzle a modest stream of chocolate, but soon my churro was 10% fried dough and 90% chocolate, and I have to say it tasted really, really good. #vss365

A hot air balloon came #unmoored While a bull and two ewes were on board 🐂🐑🐑 As they sailed toward a cloud, Farmer Joe cried aloud, "You best not do anything untoward!" #vss365 #limerick #limerickoftheday #writersofbluesky