That shit is gonna cause an accident

So, it's all legal now! Keep your girls safe as fuck!

Cognitive dissonance is what it's called with a large dash of hypocrisy and a pinch of blasphemy for spin

Ishaan is a Washington post global affairs columnist 👇🏽

The guy who lived on heroin is telling you not to use Tylenol

Let’s make it happen.

Spent the morning calling businesses who advertise on my local Sinclair broadcasting network. Fuck em all!

The country is basically three scams in a trenchcoat at this point.

It's a tough choice.

Who would thunk? 🤣

And who looks just like his mom? 🤣🤣🤣

Pandering doesn't work for me

I’m dreaming of a white Kirkmas with every bedsheet I fold. 🎶

The weekend? Haha #fuckDisney

check this out bsky.app/profile/rott...

I love John Oliver so I know it will be good. Can I watch it, no. I have enough existential dread for today

And shove this in their smug faces

Womp womp.....

so the president just tweeted out an offense worse than watergate, we all realize that right?

Larry flint was a pos, but this is pretty AWESOME

It is quite american to be against fascism! #FDT

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

Nexstar 972-383-8800 😉

Wtf

Had hulu from day 1 NOT ANY MORE Thanks for saving me money Disney!

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

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Only 1 year ago

I tell ya, this guy should go now! How can wisconsin make that happen?

They seriously have mental fucking issues! THIS is insanity!

In ABC's defense, Jimmy Kimmel should have said something much less offensive during his monologue, such as advocating that we kill homeless people.

I'm disgusted with this country...obviously its full of absolutely horrible people to be putting up with this and actually cherring on the authoritarianism, disgusting!

Another NOT A DRAG QUEEN

The rhetoric coming from the republicans must stop! They are stoking the fire and it is 100% unacceptable

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”