Fuck off

Working remotely at the library (because of the heating) and one of the librarians here looks like Ben Starr

Uma gajo a tentar poupar dinheiro e de repente é convidada para um evento de karting com + de 20 pessoas no autódromo 😭

Because it's time of the week #humpday

Porque é que de repente vejo tanta gente a estacionar (ou ligar os 4 piscas) na faixa exterior das rotundas??

Sometimes I look up prices of games and consoles that I own thinking that I'll discover that I'm in possession of something very valuable, but nope

If you ever wondered what an Among Us anime would be like then check out Gnosia. Also has a surprising amount of non-binary characters (including the lead?)

Just purchased a game on Steam only for it to be not appear in my library despite the money spent on it exiting my account. Oh and before that I broke my French Press 🙃

Wishing you a good Sunday

Had such a weird night. Woke up with chills and my feet absolutely freezing and ended up going inside my sleeping bag. Then I had fever dreams. Yet oddly enough I felt better this morning, just very dehydrated

I miss being comfortably naked. Now I'm fully clothed + wearing a robe 😭

I can't keep defending you OPM

I hope this meets the #fcf criteria 🙇‍♂️

Met up with one of my mutuals and it was 🥵

If you wear a t-shirts, shorts and flip-flops below 20° then you're crazy 😭

Lost Odyssey mentioned 🙌

I just want to stay in bed all day #humpday #merculedi #hairyass

HIS WHAT??

The Game Awards GOTY nominees are all great though I think it's pretty likely Expedition 33 is going to win. If not that then DK: Bananza. But would be fine with any one of the nominees winning tbh

Not an official full version but close enough. They had no reason to go so hard with this cover for a Pepsi ad but I'm glad they did

One of many reasons why I wish I was hairier 😢

Sinto-me preso com esta chuva

Porque é que não trouxe guarda-chuva comigo?

Remembered that I have a video that's a good fit for #fcf

Speaking of FF MMOs, my XIV character misses me. I finished Shadowbringers but still need to get around to doing Endwalker (and maybe Dawntrail)

If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs

Sharing one of my favourite pics of my ass this #humpday

Dá-me pena que o dia de São Martinho seja tão ignorado 😢

Apparently my little dermatological issue has not been resolved so I have to shave and refrain from fun until it's gone for good

Sure Jan

Me with the goofy-ass pokémon I like (Slowpoke, Goomy, Flapple, etc...)

Just realized that I've reached the 1k mark on Bluesky. Very thankful to those of you that decided to follow me 😳

Amazing how deleting just one app throws off the balance of everything and messes with muscle memory

Dug up my old DS and realized that that's where I left this gem

Suddenly felt horny

Went out for lunch and they served me this ❤️

This is the second time in the span of a month that I spot a pretty well-known content creator on the apps in my area 😮

Close-up

Trying to shake the drowsiness away this Monday #mcm

Had a bit of a shitty weekend but at least my dick is getting hairier and my skin better. Focus on the positives 😌

Not like it's a big holiday in Portugal or anything but I wish there was something fun to do this Halloween

Inundações no Algarve significa que começa oficialmente o Outono

Getting ready to go out...

Something to brighten up this gloomy Wednesday #humpday #merculedi

I'm kind of obsessed with the Bomb Devil design in CSM

Black briefs this #mcm

Had a great time watching the Chainsaw Man movie last night. The action was insane and well worth watching at the cinema. They even gave me a free poster. Not exactly stylish but still a free poster.

Need my dick to look like this again but due to a dermatological issue I had to shave the bush 😢

Love how on the day I'm watching the Chainsaw Man movie is when Instagram goes to town with the spoilers