Third time's the charm I guess?

I can never keep still when I'm filming myself cum

It's raining and I'm bored. Guess what I'm going to do

Rain is cute but I'm tired of the dampness and fighting back against mold 😭

Esse meu amigo faz anos hoje e vi que tinha feito uma story, e não é que é um post sobre a empresa??

Oh yeah it's #fcf

Kind of rooting for GameFreak here because I get the impression they really want to work on other stuff besides Pokémon

Adoro

Adoro que não seja o único atento aos videos do bear do Aldi

Was looking forward to the Sands of Time remake 😕

#humpday pic in a #mcm font

What's your sign?

Already in it I'm afraid

Ver O Senhor dos Anéis nas versões estendidas no cinema relembrou-me o quão idiota foi terem acabado com os intervalos nos filmes

Still loading. Heavy version. 🖤🤍

Keeping a mustache neat is a full-time job

Now I'm cozy

SZA and Gundam wasn't a collab I expected but I'll take it

Evening pic

Não se esqueçam ☝️

happy hump day 😈

Uma tomada no meu quarto começou a fazer barulho e cheirar a queimado...

Good, horny morning 🌞

Not really feeling Leon's haircut in RE9

Vou ver A Irmandade do Anel (versão estendida) no cinema esta noite. Será que o meu cu aguenta?

Now I'm stroking #fcf

I was just looking for spinach recipes

#fcf or something

And again... 😑☺️

Um dos meus amigos só publica stories quando são coisas relacionadas com a empresa onde trabalha, o que me faz não querer vê-las

Alguém sabe-me explicar o porquê dos restaurantes japoneses em Portugal serem todos iguais no que toca ao design interior?

no new pictures where are you mentally?

Wait, there's no mission select option in DMC1?

I need to unwind

Was struggling to get my DualSense to work with DMC: HD Collection, as well as installing mods. Then I switched to Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain, again not being able to use my DualSense. Now I've gone back to the former after I've managed to fix the controller issues 🫣

My butt in B&W #mcm

I fucking hate playing old ass games on Steam/GOG and them not letting me play with my PS5 controller

Pisses me off when I like a pic only to realize it's not the guy's actual account but instead someone who just goes around collecting and posting others people's stuff without their permission nor giving them any credit

It's like every week there's a new problem at home. Sockets mysteriously don't work but the lights on my walls and ceiling dl. I wonder what's next

Alguém sabe-me dizer se estes refrigerantes são bons? Tenho curiosidade 😲

I hate accounts that post other people's sexy pics and don't credit them

Need a ride?

I just remembered I took some pics for #fcf earlier

Throwback to when I faced off against an enemy with a very questionable design in Earthbound

I suck at trimming a mustache

This is how I unwind

I just think it's hot when guys with goatees or mustaches also have stubble

Wondering what more car expenses I'll have this month

Horniness helps me not freeze in this cold af room