The self-flagellation of googling “{{celeb crush}} wife”

I think you have to want to get better at things

She’s too rich to write about any actual human experience. Anyone who holds that much has escaped real life.

Any bears, cubs, leathermen, or kinksters want to let me use their likeness for some bar promo graphics? The gay bar I play at is using AI slop for our leather nights and I want to set them up with some good images, sourced with consent. Please help! You’re hot!

Blowing up group chats with honest opinions is my hot new hobby 🍿

I forgot I had this flight alert on from when I was thinking of a Manchester Leather Weekend trip. How is this price jump legal?

Pizza therapy

Can’t sleep, need attention

We should turn off most of the internet

Selfish, lazy, and unconcerned

Putting together a boy band called mpreg4

Techno nap

As usual

Anyone want to make me bigger?

You’ll thank me: 5x your guillotine productivity with this one simple hack

Every time a play an EA game I just think of the plot of Douglas Coupland’s JPod and the fictionalized EA game in it.

How much would you pay to hug a friend?

IG got it, so it would be rude not to put here too.

Can today be a new boot goofin kinda day?

Flickr was peak

Feeling the wurst

Promoted to Senior Reblog Curator

“political violence is simply just another opportunity to grow your personal brand if you can turn your phone on fast enough and make it out alive”

If you see me making new friends, detain me. Send me home. Take my phone away.

Every immigrant thrown in a concentration camp is political violence. Every person who suffers and dies from their insurance claim being denied is political violence. Every homeless person raped on the streets is political violence. Forgive me if I'm not clutching my pearls when a Nazi gets shot.

Goodbye, nipple rings. You were cute but my body never liked you.

Drag name Ozempic Vulva

People holding up phones with notes app song requests make me want to quit DJing

Booking a quick Montreal trip to fix my brain (kiss boys)

Object in mirror is less upset than it appears

Interior, apartment: drenched in the amber glow of a wildfire smoke sunset, some gays dress up for another leather night at The Vicious Poodle

Maybe looking at unattainably-sexy men in every spare moment of my day for the last 10+ years hasn’t been great for my mental health. Maybe.

It’s my time to be awful

Holy place

Touched moss

Remove me as you would a skin tag

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Katya in Weapons

If I tell you I love you it’s because I love you.

Stew all men. Reduce them from their rolling boils. Deepen and strengthen their flavours. Remove their bay leaves. Serve.

Getting into a cool, healthy “effectively disappear for 5 years” kind of headspace

Selfie because new camera app

Saturday morning ‘gar goons

Absolutely not spiralling at all about not being tagged in any of these MySpace top 8s going around. Totally healthy and confident and unbothered. ✌️🫠

Ow my brain

Daniel Bedingfield hot (still) 🔁

Fuckin Game Changer making me sob on my lunch break 🥹😭

great day to remove all your Azealia Banks songs from your music library