Don't try to recreate this picture Keith, it's actually from a movie!

When something costs $30-"Now, that's MY kind of of Labubu!"

Not a single funny tylenol joke so far, tant pis.

I've been drawing with red pastels and it smeared on face so when i saw the mirror i looked like Ralph Fiennes' character from 28 YEARS LATER.(Bald)

We...voted for this?

Happy birthday

Thanks to ordering kiosks fast food feels as fun as voting.

"I'm the perfect age to handle this"

I beat the Hank Greene adhd game (fully decorated bed room for my bean).

Sew thick you can see it from the back...

"Never attribute to malice to what you can explain away with an amateur autism diagnosis." - zoomer comment sections

Seeing a close up in a TV show or movie and you see the 3d printing striations on props.

This is good sound byte but it's never been true. You're telling me it wouldn't be devastating to most of MAGA America if they "take out" Trump? Get real.

Like Zero Cool at the beginning of HACKERS.

"Rent it through Apple or Amazon, like everything else in the world."

🥰🥰🥰

Not only are opportuties for artists shrinking, but even the surviving options are shrinking.

I got a Bugmane Bolo

Edward Gorey Ass Snack

WALMART has finally answered my letters about relabeling the "Nintendo" products so that your mom can find them and buy you a present.

Equal parts heartwarming and heart breaking: "Suzy" who works at McDonald's well past the age of expected retirement is still proud to brag her adult sons can "cook, do their own laundry- they can do it all".

"Made in China", h.12", Collage. 2025.

I wrote a very sincere article about volunteering to teach art in Atlanta for MUKOLI Magazine. I'll link below:

Your most depressed homie cleaned his room today

Using the LITTLE CAESAR pizza guide as a racial profiler.

I don’t know what changed, but this is what it feels like to use this website now

Jim Varney' estate 🤝 deposit a potential homebuyer gives to a seller to demonstrate their seriousness about purchasing a property. (Ernest Money)

Invited to share my artwork art a local party for better local transit

:: gaming on a ziosk::

Rip Hulk Hogan he provided a good scene in ROCKY 3 and took down GAWKER and nothing else worth mentioning.

Meg Stalter and Parker posey should host the Oscars

A blast as strong as a baby's breath

The premise that he is a "daywalker" the belongs with neither humans or vampires because his mom was attacked while pregnant with him, IS famously in the movie, though.

"What had happened" is a funny way to put it.

Day One 'till I die, Manny

If i had a week to live id get a chiropractor to do all those risky spine cracks that could leave you paralyzed instead of doing crack or whatever drugs.

I wish it was still 2006 too, but this doesn't seem healthy

Bugmane Returns August 6th @ the Elysian

Cheeseburger Bobby will sell you the ingredients to make a dirt cup but won't put them together for you...

Robert Egger's WERWULF: NOSEFARA-TWO

I came up with a sadder story than "for sale baby shoes never worn". I realized I'll never save enough points for a Big Mac because I'm always redeeming a mcchicken when i have the chance. 😓

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "I wish it didn't happen at all" said Gandalf, "I guess I'm just built different?"

I know bodega discourse has gotten pretty stale, but they are the only place i see selling 3 liters of soda.

Can industry plants have impostor syndrome?

Gon Freecs specifically should not try using an industrial embroidery machine.

High brow / low brow observation: They remind me of the family that owned madame trash heap on FRAGGLE ROCK. youtu.be/IDkXJ_bb5qY?...