First page of this book and I have to stop reading for some reason? 😢

Now do a three-make with SH3.... please? 😁

I love me a good steelbook 💜 #SilentHill

My friends wonder why I'm so fiercely political. I grew up admiring many people I now realize are terrible. There is this uncomfortable putridity that I was built by faulty material. So, I've been trying really hard to become someone completely opposed to what was laid before me.

Three weed gummies, an energy drink, and some Rick and Morty will fix me

Happy Caturday! Probably the only "family photo" I have of them, and no one's looking at the camera 😅

I want to enter the PGA Tour and see how long it takes for them to notice I know nothing about golf

I think he's broken

For the younger crowd: Life is a game, and I'm just a cloud save with a bad network connection

Life is a game, and I'm just a memory card with a bad battery

Instead of the rapture coming, can we just reset the last 2 years? Are there other options?

Slayer absolutely killed it last night in Hershey, PA. We also saw Power Trip, Suicidal Tendencies, Knocked Loose, and Cavalera 🤘

Being bored is so important. You have to stop every once in a while--that's when the ideas creep in. That's when you Figure Things Out Creative people glued to screens often push their spark into the margins of digital life. Give your mind room to wander ✨ (she says on teh interwebs)

Show me someone that wrote a best-selling novel and I'll show you someone that plagiarized the dictionary and the alphabet

Who collects Funko Pops? These are some of my recent pickups!

Still one of the best sounds you could EVER hear. Give your eyes and ears a little nostalgic trip.

Finishing season 5 of The Sopranos tonight, prob start season 6 tomorrow and then play some more Assassin's Creed Shadows to round out the weekend 😁

#Caturday has been a bit traumatic today. One of my other cats attacked this sweet, innocent boy and there was bl**d all over the house. Fortunately it was a small cut and didn't need stitches. He's doing alright though 🥺

Anyway,

When it comes to social media, I'm usually a day late. I don't like to miss things happening with friends, but also cannot possibly keep up with everyone. I still appreciate you all, however brief our interactions may be 💜

More is lost by indecision than wrong decision

Instantly transported to 1997

I forgot about Silent Hill f. FUUUUUU--

I'm trying really hard *NOT* to buy Cronos, but I might give in anyway. I'm trying to play games from the backlog this year, but I failed that when I bought AC Shadows 😂

I just spent over $600 in two days, on toys and gaming things. I'm cutting up my credit cards

I just rinsed off my apple core before throwing it in the trash. THAT high.

In an effort to be more social, you might get a friendly DM from me, just saying hi. Maybe. (apologies if that sounds mildly threatening)

15 Days #Slayer 🤘

Am I an introvert because I have imposter syndrome, or do I have imposter syndrome because I'm an introvert? 🤔

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve that doctorate hanging on your wall

Hey kids don't forget! The plural of Lego is still just Lego. You don't want to sound like a fake nerd, do you?

Fun Sopranos Fact: Fountains of Wayne, known for their hit song "Stacy's Mom", is named for a lawn ornament store in Wayne, New Jersey. The store is featured in season 3, episode 5 of The Sopranos, "Another Toothpick" 😎

OK, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Here's four pics of my cat hanging his paws over the edge of stuff:

Seeing all the hate on certain people just because they enjoy something you don't is, to say the least, infuriating. I came to bluesky to get away from all that. I may not be the social butterfly, but if I have an opinion that you don't share with me, be civil, or keep it to yourself. Or fuck off.

IYKYK

Okay, enough slacking off. It's time to play video games until my eyes bleed 🎮

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This is who runs this account

If I go on a date, I look for grey flags because I'm colorblind

I'm on season 2, episode 4 of The Sopranos (I know, I know), and I've heard "Con te partirò" three times in four episodes. The only reason I know this song is because I've seen Step Brothers a hundred times already 😂

Too good not to share... I have DC's Doomsday, Super Grover, Megaman, two Bob-Ombs, and a wrench. I think we'll do fine 💪

Tickets to Slayer acquired! I'm going with my brothers and stepdad 😁🤘 Anyone else from bluesky going to this one?

What are some of your favorite personal gaming achievements? 🎮 🎮 7 Day Survivor achievement in Dead Rising 🎮 Defeating Malenia, Elden Ring 🎮 All Darksiders games 100% 🎮 Master of Ceremonies achievement in Rainbow 6 Vegas