Well, it's been real, it's been fun, and now it's time to say goodbye. I wish you all the very best in life. This account will self-destruct in 24 hours.

Taking an extended break from everything. Later tonight, I'll be deactivating this account for the time being; I need to focus on getting this hatred out of my heart, or at least harnessing it into something productive. Be well, everyone.

On the subject of @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team giving the current White House a verified account here...

Really, @bsky.app?????? You're gonna let this kind of misinformation onto this platform? Wow. Just... wow. I may be jumping ship over this.

As if we needed any further reasons to continue to not eat there.

Imagine being the kind of pussy that's afraid of chalk messages. 😹😹😹 I'm beginning to think that Stevie actually DID get cucked by Elon, and that's truly saying something about his wife's taste in men. 🤮🤮🤮

My policy is to refrain from posting any Google-related links, but this was too good not to! 🤣 In less than 30 minutes, he went from "Big, Bad Bro-Wolf" to "Itty, Bitty Bitch Baby". Not so tough without your Ice Barbie Doll, are you, fucknut? Bonus: He gets shoved into the cop car! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A tip for anyone attending a No Kings protest: A traffic cone and a jug of water make for a handy smoke grenade killer. Just in case.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good! Let those fuckers live in the very fear they impose on others. They've earned every last sleepless night.

Labubu: The "Don't Feed Them After Midnight" Beanie Babies. Why do these fucking things exist???

The end can't come soon enough...

These #ICE agents deserve the same fate. They're just lucky it wasn't my dog.

And even MORE Hilter-blowies! Conservatives can never say again, "This isn't who we are." Oh, but it is. It's who you've been for a very long time.

The GOP is truly turning "saying the quiet part out loud" into an art form. And by art form, I mean finger-painting on a paper plate.

The Aussies told Pick-Me Candace to indefinitely fuck off. She's totally winning at life.

Look who's desperate for user interaction... Can't wait to see the onslaught of inevitable deepfake lawsuits. OpenAI: We'll Do Literally Anything for Attention.

We are truly in the presence of criminal greatness. "Let's report my diamond ring stolen, then take a bunch of photos later on where I'm still wearing it!" A Mensa-level mastermind.

#KeiraKnightley serving "I Know Nothing!" on a bed of "Kumbaya" with a heaping side of "Bitch, please." Respect is earned, girly-bug. The sooner our oppressors learn that, the sooner we can all shut the fuck up.

More. Just because. 😛

Another custom bumper sticker is on its way!

Monochrome indoors to match outdoors. #MonochromeMonday

Creature Feature Day!

I took @jmcl1980.bsky.social's advice and found something to cackle about. Granted, it's the Fisher-Price Nazis of #TurningPointUSA clowning on Pick-Me Vivek, but still! 🤣

Apple computers are literally the worst fucking machines on this goddamn planet, the offspring of a brain trust that woke up one day and said, "Let's make this shit as needlessly complicated as fucking possible."

Just die, already.

Two things: 1) Given the players involved, it's way too soon to be claiming that peace in the Middle East has finally been achieved, and 2) While I'm glad the Palestinians are finally catching a break, the details of all of this have been very vague, so we have no clue whether this will last.

Sure, they are. I mean, it's not like you asked their permission before releasing the app, so why wouldn't they be lining up to see their IP turned into nonsense? Side note: Sam Altman is fast replacing Fuckerberg as the world's most punchable face.

Oh, so ICE is now considered a marginalized group? In that case, I feel like we should do everything in our power to make sure that they never know a moment's peace in life. You want the "suffering" classification? You got it, incels.

If your world is crumbling to pieces because you can't get an app to make a video of Mickey Mouse whining about copyright law whilst fucking Minnie right in the ass, then your next vacation should probably be in a padded cell.

This all eventually trickles down to the consumer. Insurance pays out billions, raises rates across the board to compensate. Businesses raise prices to compensate for higher premiums. Consumers pay higher prices. Just another way that AI fucks us more than helps us.

Said goodbye to everything Microsoft months ago. I encourage anyone capable of doing so to do the same. Linux is easy to learn and so much more gratifying as a user experience than anything Microsoft, Apple, or Google has put out in ages.

Aww, poor Pick-Me Candace is feeling irrelevant today. Maybe the larger conservative collective will finally welcome her into the club. Maybe I'll eat some pussy. I strongly doubt either will happen.

"An 1886 law states that ‘only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities’" Well, there IS a solution to that...

OpenAI is still bringing out the best in humanity, I see. It'll be interesting to see if his estate pursues any legal recourse, which- if it exists- they absolutely should.

County that voted 2/3 for Trump losing their hospital. Cue the sad trombone! Hang the "Have the Day You Voted For" banner! Point, cackle, etc.

Flooding your basement over Trump and Hegseth is not the flex you think it is, sweetie.

Hey, Face Filler... what exactly is your endgame if he does, in fact, pardon her? Oh, that's right: you'll adjust your grift accordingly by blaming everyone but him. (Question: How much Botox does it take before someone's face simply gives up and hits the floor?)

Enjoy, fellas! 😈😘😉

"Staggeringly little thought" is Altman's stock in trade. Side note: "SpongeBob cooking meth" videos are not the cancer cure we were promised from this claptrap of a technology.

Up close and personal. 😉

"Today, as Israel is demonised and delegitimised, and October 7 is paid little more than lip service." We didn't forget; we just choose not to allow it to be a genocide scapegoat. You can thank your bloodthirsty leader and the people who legitimize him for that.

I'm feeling like today's going to be extra cunty. Here's a preemptive snack to help soften the blow. 😘

Girl... really? 😆 You were deepfaked all over the fucking internet last year, and now you're lending legitimacy to the very tools that allowed it to happen by sneaking it into your videos and thinking people won't notice?

I don't want no fash, A fash is an ass who can't get no dick from me, Hangin' out the passenger side of Ice Barbie's ride, Tryin' to holler "Sig Heil!"...

Even Stephen Miller's own family can't stand him. His cousin's post really says a lot. (I can't copy text from the public Facebook post in my browser, so sorry there's no alt text. The link to the post is below, if that helps.) www.facebook.com/story.php?st...

Since quite a few of you have asked, here is the link for the shirt I designed. www.zazzle.com/z/ab95089x (FYI: I don't make any money off any purchases; just helping to spread the good word, is all.)

Good. They can shit their pants like the Nazis did in the days leading up to good ol' Adolf performing a self-craniotomy. #KristiNoem #Cunt #TemuNazi

I literally lost brain cells reading this.

Just because. 🤷‍♂️