as if it needs repeating but lee pace could have me any way he wants

in the meantime here's my hair pre-chop when i was feeling like a grade school english teacher

wait guys i forgot to tell you i kinda have mullet now. i have succumbed to the peer pressure

to update on last night i got a lil stoned and did take that bath and i think for a brief moment i achieved inner peace

found the epsom salts. it's happening boys

oh no an excuse to post this pic from my summer mustache era

did i just cancel plans so that i could take a long hot bath tonight? yeah 😌

coworker was telling me about the thai massage she got and now i desperately want one

i'm currently having the internal battle of do i buy a switch 2/legends ZA bundle orrrr do i get a new tattoo

since everyone was wondering pk-diagram.pages.dev

emotion 10 year anniversary yes but also speak for yourself 20 year anniversary 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

2/3 are forgiven. that one... literally never

i have lived in this apt for almost 6 months now and haven't tested out the tub... that may have to change tonight

everytime i clean my humidifier it reminds me i need to clean my humidifier more often

cleaning day fit 😋

annnyways

coming to terms with cooler weather means losing my tan lines but gaining being able to dress better

🚨yet again🚨

lost the ari war and just lost jade war. i guess the only way to see people in concert is if you're cool spending hundreds of dollars on resale 😔

guys nobody worry i'm home now so my rapture outfit will be my classic big tshirt, tiny shorts 🙂‍↕️

if i get raptured in my work clothes ill be so pissed

the saga of me turning children's shirts into lil cropped tanks continues

following up on this some 2xist briefs have been order 🫡 i shall give my review after arrival and try on

like 1.75 lol happy trail is not that long but also there's a lil bit on the chest

got the day off cant wait to yearn in trader joe's and convince my self that all the employees want me so bad

was just looking through my camera roll and damn 3 years ago i was way more consistent at the gym and i looked soooo different. do i need to bulk up a lil again

iwouldlikearingiwouldlikearingiwouldlikeadiamondringonmyweddingfingeriwouldlikeabigandshinydiamondthaticanwavearoundandtalkandtalkaboutit ya know

sweating it out ✅

is it crazy if i l go on a run to sweat out the last of icky sickness

ok so my flu an covid shot has me failing like a frail victorian child today

got my flu and covid shot today and now my left arm feels like deadweight

ok fine it's my pfp since yall are being so sweet ;)

as promised a fresh upper lip reveal

i have some bad news to break... i shaved the mustache 😔 please don't be mad

haven't been logged in for a sec so brace yourselves oomfies for a liking spree 😌

was booted out of the queue right as it was my turn to pick seats for ari. feeling violent 😋

ordered a theragun i'm about to become a new man

felt pretty while waiting for therapy and thought i'd share

wearing a giant crew neck and lil shorts because it's princess di season again

my body is rejecting putting clothes on and going to work today the urge to call in sick is so severe

ok so genuinely i need recs for comfy but cute briefs. I need some new ones but sometimes the wrong brand can be so uncomfortable. So if yall have any recommendations preferably not too expensive 😅 Im all ears, your boys in need

need a "it's fcf are you sure you want to open the app right now" feature so that i stop accidentally showing oomfies contributions to people on the train

just thinking about milo manheim and how he could have me on silver platter if he wanted

Insta getting too good at suggesting content…

done quite literally nothing but lay on the couch today and it was what my body needed

the best comedy of the century argue with the wall please and thank you

in case anyone was wondering what my gay awakening was

top 5 from every region

felt like a dad on a camping trip yesterday

also if you hate mega dragonite... you just hate women. i'm not explaining nor justifying this