lost the ari war and just lost jade war. i guess the only way to see people in concert is if you're cool spending hundreds of dollars on resale 😔

guys nobody worry i'm home now so my rapture outfit will be my classic big tshirt, tiny shorts 🙂‍↕️

if i get raptured in my work clothes ill be so pissed

the saga of me turning children's shirts into lil cropped tanks continues

following up on this some 2xist briefs have been order 🫡 i shall give my review after arrival and try on

like 1.75 lol happy trail is not that long but also there's a lil bit on the chest

got the day off cant wait to yearn in trader joe's and convince my self that all the employees want me so bad

was just looking through my camera roll and damn 3 years ago i was way more consistent at the gym and i looked soooo different. do i need to bulk up a lil again

iwouldlikearingiwouldlikearingiwouldlikeadiamondringonmyweddingfingeriwouldlikeabigandshinydiamondthaticanwavearoundandtalkandtalkaboutit ya know

sweating it out ✅

is it crazy if i l go on a run to sweat out the last of icky sickness

ok so my flu an covid shot has me failing like a frail victorian child today

got my flu and covid shot today and now my left arm feels like deadweight

ok fine it's my pfp since yall are being so sweet ;)

as promised a fresh upper lip reveal

i have some bad news to break... i shaved the mustache 😔 please don't be mad

haven't been logged in for a sec so brace yourselves oomfies for a liking spree 😌

was booted out of the queue right as it was my turn to pick seats for ari. feeling violent 😋

ordered a theragun i'm about to become a new man

felt pretty while waiting for therapy and thought i'd share

wearing a giant crew neck and lil shorts because it's princess di season again

my body is rejecting putting clothes on and going to work today the urge to call in sick is so severe

ok so genuinely i need recs for comfy but cute briefs. I need some new ones but sometimes the wrong brand can be so uncomfortable. So if yall have any recommendations preferably not too expensive 😅 Im all ears, your boys in need

need a "it's fcf are you sure you want to open the app right now" feature so that i stop accidentally showing oomfies contributions to people on the train

just thinking about milo manheim and how he could have me on silver platter if he wanted

Insta getting too good at suggesting content…

done quite literally nothing but lay on the couch today and it was what my body needed

the best comedy of the century argue with the wall please and thank you

in case anyone was wondering what my gay awakening was

top 5 from every region

felt like a dad on a camping trip yesterday

also if you hate mega dragonite... you just hate women. i'm not explaining nor justifying this

we are scheduled together again today so i'll keep yall updated

the little worm in my brain that makes me do a whole photoshoot every time i workout and work up sweat has won yet again..

bringing this back for some #humpday appreciation

hot straight guy at work just said to me "i think it'd be just way more fun to be bi"

Grass type🌿🍃 (duh) #pokemon #WhatGymLeaderAreYou

guys don't worry i ordered a new lint roller lol

remi says hey (ignore the cat hair we just had cuddle nap time)

there's nothing worse than a hot guy having bad breath but unfortunately that is such a deal breaker

also i acknowledge i keep posting with wet hair lmao i promise sometimes it's dry and nice

caught in torrential downpour chic i guess

uh oh i fear the need for attention is sinking in yet again

all i want is weather that i can walk outside and not immediately sweat through all my clothes please im begging

you + your fav pokémon 🥊🦖🍄

What if we kissed while riding the Legendary Dog Trio carousel?

furtherest i've been: N: Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 E: Johannesburg, South Africa 🇿🇦 S: Cape Town, South Africa 🇿🇦 W: Sedona, Arizona 🇺🇸 lol i need to get out west i guess

muggy in here

oh did not realize i kinda did a pit reveal in that those pics but you're welcome i guess 😌

also the hayley williams singles??? perfect soundtrack to late summer early fall