Sorry, kids. Santa won't be visiting this year. He lives at the North Pole, which makes him a foreigner. So if he crosses into America, he risks getting brutalized by ICE.

Minnesota sports Sunday

Of all the Vikings football games of all time, that was most assuredly one of them.

Football players don't become less injured as their careers proceed. The Vikings cannot go into 2026 without at minimum a very stable plan B option at quarterback.

A dozen students at Brown were shot over the weekend. But the real violence on America's campuses is the silencing of conservative voices.

Everyone who didn't say Charlie Kirk was a saint should be doxxed and fired from their jobs. Here's why it's fine that Donald Trump is celebrating Rob Reiner's death.

JJ McCarthy with a 9/11 TD/INT ratio is appropriate since it's a comparable disaster.

Vikings are eliminated, but we have a chance to ruin things for Dallas, Detroit and Green Bay. Be a spoiler. #skol

Waking up to this temperature on a Vikings gameday 🤔

Donald Trump has ruined my life. But liberals want to make him stop ruining the lives of other people that I don't like. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Donald Trump has unilaterally decided that one of America's largest media companies must be sold to one of his cronies. Here's why America has a liberal media bias problem.

31-donut Vikings Tank Nazis in shambles, but for a fanbase desperate for any kind of hope in this QB and regime, we needed this BADLY. #SKOL

A 19 play, 98 yard, TWELVE minute touchdown drive by the 2025 Minnesota Vikings. The Christmas season truly is a time for miracles! #Skol

Breaking News: The Minnesota Vikings have scored a touchdown!!! #skol

Harrison Smith gets the last out of the tunnel honors today. I've probably seen him play more games in person than any Vikings player ever, and this is likely the last time. Kinda sad tbh.

Vikings playing "If you don't love me now you can never love me again" in their game trailer is a bold one.

Purple Palace I am in you for likely the final time in this lost season. I'll never be a Tank Nazi, so hopefully these clowns can pull off a rare home win today. #Skol

Under Trump, America is committing war crimes. But under Biden, there were irritating student protests at a college I did not attend. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Whether it's Donald Trump murdering the survivors aboard a sinking boat or Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference, both presidents engaged in some truly norm-busting behavior.

I've been watching the Vikings since 1987 and this feels like rock bottom both in terms of entertainment value and hope in that time. Couple bad Tice years but we still had Daunte and Moss. When it got the worst with Childress we still had All Day.

Huntington Bank Stadium I am in you. It's the Gophers vs the stinking Badgers for the axe. AND IT'S SNOWING! ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

Hey you, person sitting at home reading this post. Yeah you. Congrats. You gained more yards in the 2nd half today than the Minnesota Vikings.

I truly feel dead inside. The Vikings are completely humiliating themselves at Lambeau and I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I feel nothing at all.

The sheer number of very bad decisions (both roster and in game) that have taken a 14 win team to a nearly guaranteed last place finish is astounding. Heads aren't gonna roll, but this entire regime is on instant hot seat heading into 2026. #Skol

When they do the movie about the 2025 Minnesota Vikings

Vikings will have 1 Pro Bowler this year and it'll be the kicker.

Same old Vikings. Defense isn't playing that well, but is hanging in there and keeping things from getting out of hand. But the offense is offering nothing.

Another day of watching Strychnine play quarterback.

Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.

Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.

I don't think I've ever felt this hopeless about this football team and its future. Cause we're gonna have to watch this horsebleep at least part way into next season.

"You know, a lot of young QBs struggled at the start." Oh yeah, were they all reaches to begin with who couldn't make the most rudimentary throws on a consistent basis? It's not required to be absolute dogshit at the start. Teddy Bridgewater could at least do the caretaker thing right away.

JJ McCarthy's new nickname is "Strychnine" cause he makes me want to drink it.

Put me in all the clown makeup if JJ McCarthy winds up being something. I don't care. I'd gladly take that L. He was an obvious bust coming in. He can't make basic throws. He has enough talent to make an occasional play, but you can't build a franchise around an occasional play

When Adam Thielen does something #skol

Harrison Smith out of the tunnel last for game #200.

I *think* the Vikings win a close one today, in the 27-24 range. But who even knows anymore.

Purple Palace I am in you. The season is pretty much at stake for one of the most frustrating Vikings teams of my life. Win and the playoffs remain possible. Lose and it's a miserable final 7 weeks. #Skol

Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

The Minnesota Vikings are talented enough to win every game left on their schedule. They are stupid enough to lose them all.

This is why you don't indulge some idiotic "durr my alter ego is 9" crap. He's just going to be a very average QB at best. Will win some games, but may lose a lot more.

The Ravens have gagged away some big 4th quarter leads in recent memory, but I think we are just about at curtains here.

You have the QB you want. You have both your backs healthy, plus Ham. You have 4/5 of your planned OL and Brandel has been fine. It's 3rd and 1. RUN THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL YOU WANNABE OFFENSIVE GENIUS!

JJ pick totally swung the momentum, but also we got KOC once again flat out refusing to run the football.

Today at US Bank Stadium #skol

Purple Palace I am in you! It's the once again hopeful Vikings vs the once again powerful Ravens. It's Jonathan James vs Lamar. We need this W! #Skol

#SKOL GameDay