I GOT A NEW SERVANT

@reclusedtruth.bsky.social i have something to show you come here right NOW

want me to open them its heh kinda hot in here isnt it haha

w what what wind

my room 8pmWHOA whoa dunno man mustve been the wind

i want youWHOA whoa what was that did you see that

can you not pmo

i'm! i ran out of things to say #endingitall

i'm gold!

i'm mold!

i'm old!

today im gonna be talking about one of humanities biggest fears.... A JOB❗❗❗❗❗

can people not ask for my babies for 5 minutes

no i wanna see my boy

Sir YESSSSSIIIRRRRR

cut the fancy words boy i just went through the horrors HIII HIII ITS SO NICE TO SEE YOU

sorry guys i was going through the horrors on twitter

i kinda fell asleep

oh hi son

hoyoverse upon ye

(@beastofdeciet.bsky.social) //Dark Cacao worries about the threat of the Beasts. More Specifically, the return of Mystic Flour Cookie.

i speak only the truth, and the truth is: kill and eat people

Are any of us ok in the head? the anwer is: No! Nobody is truly ok in the head, we all simply look for means to release happy chemicals in our brains until the day we die, get reborn, and do it all again

Well...Yes, thats kinda the POINT?? i mean even I, a cookie, EAT OTHER COOKIES FOR FUN

im acookie but like its chill you gotta give it a try did you know human meat is composed of 90% protein

i will make that man my husband

hghhhfhfghh gfhfghgAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! !AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like to play a nd draw

disuginsting. d isugting plush. i hate you .i jate you with al my haert.

We're all puppets in this joke called life

Ah Yes The 4th Dimensional Tesseract A Great Source Of: Protein on tuesdays

KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE KILL AND EAT PEOPLE

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i think i just noclipped

Hi! i am normal cookie! i like to do nomal things like going to the store! do you like to buy things from: Store

the voices

... Y'know what? I'll humor you, what're you doing now, my boy?

And what you'll be doing to achieve that...?

[ hitting his signature pose ] You wouldn't get mad at lil ol me right

//Pinned. //Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.

being a freak

tease is an understatement

yes pleas- [ COUGH COUGH ] mhm yeah sure whatever

nilly, you're too kind, lets cook together!

im a snake! not some soggy canine! [ yearned for vanilla the whole night, hug getting tighter and tighter ] im the best of deciet......you cant just...hold me and...ᵏᶦˢˢ ᵐᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵉʰᵉᵃᵈ...but i am NOT telling you to stop❗its the LEAST you can do

[ JUMPING for a hug, he's still sobbing ] it was so cold.......the rain didnt make it any better........keep me warm PLEASE 😭😭😭😭 [ totally not using this as an excuse to shove his face in pv's chest ]

SNIFF...SOB....NNO IM NOT...... [ Soppy wet gay as fuck cookie he stayed out during a rainstorm ]