Makin breakfast yall want anything?

Chat I have a drug test tomorrow does this mean it's NOT screening me for THC or am I cooked

Good morning from me and the bane of my existence ☀️

Bf had me outside in 85° weather at 8 am so I had to pretend I didn't want to die

Check bank account before work: sigh Check bank account at lunch (before buying lunch): -200 dollars I haven't even BOUGHT ANYTHING

I really hate living here I wish my man was travel size I would just put him in my backpack and move us to Tsushima

happy monday bsky!

Bluey pajama pros: cute ✅ Bluey pajama cons: dick falls out every two steps ❌

Thirsty

Why are the pumpkin candles from target so fucking cheaply made this year???? Some of them literally wouldn't even close because the adhesive already wore off and that was in the aisle???

hey what’s up hello

Shoutout to the shower steam

How am I expected to leave the bed every day when I can feel my bfs morning wood against my butt :/

Daredevil confirmed in rivals

slut pop

My hat didn't match but it's fine

My hat didn't match but it's fine

Checking in

My 18 year old sister is visiting Cole and I for a week, why did I just come out of my office to see them in the living room watching those baby sensory fruit videos

How it feels when the chipotle is only 2$

Uber Eats delivery driver texted me saying to tip good before he arrived, then cancelled my order after I didn't respond LMAO

I hate insurance agents

I'm so tired of being the best player on my team every game

Finally got my hybrid shift

My FCF post is on my alt btw

Lots of gay boys in open relationships talking about the new chappel song like ain't yall got a man at home?

Handjobs are sooooo underrated fr

Need Fortnite buddies

the hat stays on, son #fcf

Had to grab cat food and immediately leave target after because I saw they had fall candles out

The Pedro Pascal hate train on Twitter has only made him hotter to me

fun angle ft. fuzzy belly

Wish I was back in bed

Twink powers activated!

5 o’clock somewhere

Guess who got a new Apple Watch yesterday not know wrist tattoos can affect the heart rate monitor and will constantly pause your workout because it can't sense your heart rate

It's so muggy in here

If you live on the first floor and your windows are open I'm looking in them sorry I'm nosy

He's a lil too sexy sometimes

It's so muggy in here

Does anyone have Hevy and wanna be friends 👉👈

Lake day

back and bicep day

Boss bought me lunch twice this week so I'm either doing a good job or about to file for unemployment

happy saturday!

#FCF again 💔🥀

Justin thanking Druski everytime he said he's black is fucking sending me

Gm

Kesha did her big one with this album

I love being gay