Gm

Don't text me or my bf unless it's with this energy

Still thinking about the frotting video Cole and I made 🤤

Thank god my job has a gym and locker room to shower after

God knew not to give me a nice dick I would be even more insufferable

I still hate having a baby face why is my head so round

The Doechii/katy song and Doechii/Jennie songs are better than the Gaga one btw

Hippie Hollow got us 💔

New Kehlani album so good I might post pole

I don't get the Pokémon Z-A hate I liked it almost as much as Legends Arceus

I'll never be a nasty pig girl :(

hi

Vegas was funnnn

I hate a bitch that acts brand new in Starbucks why the fuck are you asking the barista what sweet cream is hoe ORDER YOUR FUCKING DRINK i need to catch my flight

Just gotta survive one day in office and then it's vacation time

At least give yourself 20 minutes before you start taking ass pics fresh off the toilet 😭😭 toilet seat still imprinted on your butt hello

thick thighs pussy salad

Really wild nobody is showing me their bush rn

Not to be anti woke or whatever but me not being able to take off work because of a Filipino holiday is so whack. Wym I can't use PTO because my job has too many outsourced employees who will all be off 🗿

If u see me in your comp game BAN INVISIBLE WOMAN I will put belt to ass if you don't

Love when people accidentally contact my jobs international/mandarin office and get mad when our employees... *checks notes* speak mandarin?

My professor is so fucking annoying omfg he literally refuses to follow the course calendar that HE CREATED so I have no idea what's due or when

Hey biggums

Just bought a switch two who's coming over to play strip Mario Kart

Sweaty n gross

Curative is quite literally the worst company I have ever interacted with. I hope everyone who works for them gets a brick thrown through their car window.

My baby

Truly don't know how people sacrifice having nice things for a cat like this bitch doesn't let me have SHIT bro

Nothing makes me hornier than people liking my music recommendations

Glad all the people who can't aim are not insta locking deadpool anymore

softie sunday? #softiesunday

You can go live now but still can't send images in DMs omg this place is so ghetto

Kinda feeling skinny idk

Must be nice for all the bitches who wfh with bosses who aren't up their ass what's it like being gods favorite

Kinda feeling skinny idk

All I want is to get back into Celestial but marvel rivals players are allergic to critical thinking

Busted a nut on the face of two bearded white men happy New Year's Eve ✨

The way it's Sunday and my job still hasn't fucking paid me since the 12th... I'm about to start fucking burning shit down

My Christmas miracle was almost getting 8 hours of sleep for the first time in years 🥹🥹

Hi

shoutout bussy’s for these rad sweatpants

Stop putting those fucking diapers on my TL I'm so serious

Finally over the flu

Finally over the flu

I need to start only using one music platform so my shit is actually accurate