Good morning from Mr softie

Good morning from Mr softie

Good morning, come get my back

Damn we didn't do shit for pride month smh

Muscles are a scam because even if I work out I still need to hit my protein goals but too much protein hurts my stomach and if my stomach hurts I can't work and if I can't work out and I can't get muscles

Big and greedy

Do I post the ass pic here or on my alt hmmm

Thank god my job has a gym and locker room to shower after

Apartment complex hired landscapers to mow to the lawn at 7 am on a Monday morning 🫩🫩

Everytime I post hog it flops I need to stop trying fr

It's pride month so can one of you gay guys celebrate by folding my laundry for me 🫪👉👈

It's pride month so can one of you gay guys celebrate by folding my laundry for me 🫪👉👈

The backside 😉

No actually I'm glad Instagram is down my brain is actually rotted from it

Popped an edible last night to help me go to sleep, woke up and I'm still high

heb cameo??

Do I put the speedo on and go to the pool party or do I stay in and play fortnite all day

I in fact did NOT get my body speedo-ready during the winter

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coconut wata! 🥥

coconut wata! 🥥

I can't believe this FUCK ASS STATE is making me take a math exam I HATE COLLEGE IM IN SCHOOL FOR LAW NOT ALGEBRA!!!!!

How my Sunday is going btw

I love getting my emission inspection done for my car and the mechanic asking if my car has a gas cap and I was like "... the snappy thing?" LMAOO dumb faggot

Me: I love fat bitches Me in the mirror, seeing a fat bitch:

My 4 day weekend was cute and I don't want to go back to work

@aurioz.bsky.social and I are engaged btw

Gm

Don't text me or my bf unless it's with this energy

Still thinking about the frotting video Cole and I made 🤤

Thank god my job has a gym and locker room to shower after

God knew not to give me a nice dick I would be even more insufferable

I still hate having a baby face why is my head so round

The Doechii/katy song and Doechii/Jennie songs are better than the Gaga one btw

Hippie Hollow got us 💔

New Kehlani album so good I might post pole

I don't get the Pokémon Z-A hate I liked it almost as much as Legends Arceus

I'll never be a nasty pig girl :(

hi

Vegas was funnnn

I hate a bitch that acts brand new in Starbucks why the fuck are you asking the barista what sweet cream is hoe ORDER YOUR FUCKING DRINK i need to catch my flight

Just gotta survive one day in office and then it's vacation time

At least give yourself 20 minutes before you start taking ass pics fresh off the toilet 😭😭 toilet seat still imprinted on your butt hello

thick thighs pussy salad