They're a 10, but they only read one specific genre... They're a 4. I'm an English teacher, and to know me is to know that's straight up unacceptable. You gotta expand your horizons buddy. The literary world is TOO DAMN BIG! #BlackSky #BookSky

Literally started recording to do the Nicki Minsj challenge and my ADHD forgot why I was down there and I ended up in a yoga pose 🙃 😂

What state is this??

Lawd yall brought the damn dicks back out

Looks like yall chilled out on flooding the app with booginas lmao

Some of you niggas are only pretty…

Lmaooooooo you old queens irk me ... why are you 55 in my young ass business? Don't you got better shit to do? Like utilize your senior discount at the movie theater?

Happy Pride F*ggots! 🏳️‍🌈

I need yall to get UN-bold on this mf internet. Playing with your lives ... For some of us violence isnt the answer, its the question, and the answer is always yes.

Bummin it tonight. No freak show for youuuu lol

Listening to the love of your life snoring in the middle of the night brings so much comfort. It makes you feel as if all is okay because you and this ONE person are safe together. No matter what is happening in the world you have each other 💛 #cantwait

Send the flood lord ...

It comes to my attention I'm not on the same level of "Unc" as yall Wym you were on your 2nd year of your PhD program the same year I turned 18??

It's no fucking coincidence that in these times we get the first American pope. Fuck the hell off.

Lmaoooo yall I tried to be a good cat dad and feed Sebastian some fresh food ... Why I walk over and this boy covered it with 2 of my socks 😭😂 He said "fuck outta here where is my kibble?"

I do not subscribe to the summer body thing. Summer get whatever body I give it.

I've worked at N*rdstr*m PART TIME for literally a month and a half. Why did I find out today the 2 AP guys are beefed out because they both have crushes on me and it's affecting their work?!?!? What the helliante...

Hottie hottie Like a bag of takis I'm the shit I'm the shit

Noah

Lemme nut in yo butt

I'm craving him

Explain your @ Simply I'm a dark-skinned Honduran Catracho is a honduran person, and my skin color is LITERALLY the same as a hershey bar (people who get weird about that are weird to me)

You gotta suck his dick a lil bit while eatin his ass! Makes the happiest bottom :)

Saw a post discussing sex on the first date & here’s my two cents: Sex on the first date isn’t the problem. The problem is how some men are wired to pursue, conquer, then detach—treating intimacy like a finish line. Society never questions that pattern—they just shame the person who said yes.

I was 10 in 2007

Maintaining a friendship with your ex is not for the weak because hearing about sexual flings makes you kinda wanna jump out of your skin.

Today’s Feelings: Not like it!

I feel like they have ... You can just tell they have A couple times!

When I hear or read “cock”

Yall be nekkit in front of your pets??? Them is babies!!

Being a grower is real because the amount of MEAT this man go in them lil ass drawls is crazy.

The 12 inch club is crazy ... why do you wanna be a member of that? 12 inches is so much dick AND you have to take at least 5 different ones to get accepted in??? Insanity

Hours

The way im outta breath???? Im old?

And if I say 12 ...

I posted this on snap ajlnd they called my walk sassy ... I dont see it!

I'm changing my number today! If you already had it or never had it and you want it ... DM me :)

And is

Ready For Love Video

Ok the sun up! Put the dicks and bootyholes away

It was fun being u reachable while it lasted but I had to turn cell service back on or else I'd lose my number and tbh paying the bill was easier than having to change the number everywhere its attached and then having to let everyone know I changed it.

The “i don’t owe anyone anything” mentality most people have.

This that shit they were eating on that Boondocks episode.

Niggas never grow out of being nasty niggas! Why it's got nut on the wall in the TEACHER'S BATHROOM What about being at a school makes you need to bust a nut ANYWAY. Just diabolically horny! Prison level 😒

What do you mean SINGER Drew Sidora, who has been famous so long she was able to play HERSELF on a TV show in 2007, just dropped her debut album in the year of our lord 2025 🤨

And why can't they piss while they shit? Or at least right before? Why is you in and out of this litter box bruh?

My cat might be a dumbass ... Why are you mad your bathroom business isn't getting covered up when you spend 2 minutes swiping at the floor instead of the actual litter in the litterbox 🙄

like i know i ain’t the prettiest fish in the sea, but you ain’t about to play me like a soybean burger bïtch 🧍🏽‍♂️