are you ready for the mass bsky flood

none of my precious friends are here how am i supposed to function

tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y

morning teto

abandoned for the bird....

this is so awesome

Goog night

The nerve of this assclown!

oh my God STOP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. Today marks the 10 Year Anniversary since I became The Drift King back in college. A lot has happened since, but one thing remains the same. They used to call me The Drift King back in college. Thank you.

why do i feel really really happy right now is this normal

five below is really amazing!!

yay‼️ bright orange tea

nyo *shoots you with my awesome fucking laser beams*

i think the "yes, and" rule in improv should be employed by everyone in real life as well

i just realized im bad at the one thing i thought i was better than my sibling at maybe ill stop playing puyo

wait.... i can practice improv with scam dms on twitter...........

can somebody give me a random number under 40 and a random day of the week

tongue sores make me want to rip my tongue off

i should look for more musician moots

having an interest in mental disorders sucks because i really like learning about them and talking about them and comparing things to them but theres also a huge risk of misinformation and stereotyping and they're also just so complicated and difficult to understand in general

i never lose and i always win

i should dm my brother more its always fun when i do that

i wonder do cis people have an easier time making sonas than nb people

WOOOOAAAAAA HIHIHIHIHIHI KARU‼️‼️‼️‼️

PLEASE JUST FOLLOW ME PLEASE

my interests always circle back to denkiqujira and it makes me so sad that nobody knows them

i wish i was hungry. i have leftovers im supposed to be eating

i am so glad skin tones are neutral colors

this reminds me of two of my mutuals

it feels weird having mutuals who have known me for a long time. i wonder if theyve noticed how much my style of talking has changed and found it weird. that doesn't seem like something anyone would notice though

Drop someone blonde:

i really only talk to my mother when i want something from her maybe i should make a habit of talking to her for fun? or would that be weird

drop someone blonde ‼️

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR EVERYONE what is a normal amount of empathy for you? lets sayyy a kid comes crying to you because their favorite toy broke. on a scale of 1-10 how saddened would you be by this?

Love this guy

why does he have that,,

i NEED more stories about child abuse. i NEED more stories about child abuse.

maybe staying up late isnt good for my anxiety

even when i do something kind it feels like i have an ulterior motive

i keep saying things and getting embarrassed! what if i said the wrong thing... what if my joke was interpreted as a rude gesture...

i just cant stop smiling!! its a curse.

i wish i had a nice voice. i need to continue training

when i imagine myself doing something i see myself as teto. it may be too late for me

interaction bait on bsky purely for fun come my pretties‼️ i wont hurt youuuuu‼️

hm

I JUST WENT TO MY STRAWPAGE AGAIN NONONONONONONONONONONO

i wish i wish that somebody would reply to my ragebait

i have a good feeling about today for some reason maybe because its nice outside