abandoned for the bird....

this is so awesome

Goog night

The nerve of this assclown!

oh my God STOP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. Today marks the 10 Year Anniversary since I became The Drift King back in college. A lot has happened since, but one thing remains the same. They used to call me The Drift King back in college. Thank you.

my mother just started looking at my night stand that was so scary what if she noticed The Jar thankfully she didn't but still

why do i feel really really happy right now is this normal

five below is really amazing!!

my mothers miraculous ability to ruin every holiday somehow

yay‼️ bright orange tea

nyo *shoots you with my awesome fucking laser beams*

i think the "yes, and" rule in improv should be employed by everyone in real life as well

i just realized im bad at the one thing i thought i was better than my sibling at maybe ill stop playing puyo

you know i realized i dont know how to act naturally at all

i can feel myself mimicking the typing patterns of the people i respond to god

aww... i gotta leave now. goodbye for now

i am hiding out in the bathroom and taking a break currently hopefully nobody notices my sudden disappearance

ITS SO LOUD ITS SO LOUD i hate being around my mother and father at the same time

this is ridiculous. has this person never watched a single manzai performance before?? do i seriously need to explain everything?? if feels like IM the one doing ALL the work in the performance because theyre TOO INEPT to add new information or retort. i dont think this will work out

wait.... i can practice improv with scam dms on twitter...........

can somebody give me a random number under 40 and a random day of the week

tongue sores make me want to rip my tongue off

i should look for more musician moots

having an interest in mental disorders sucks because i really like learning about them and talking about them and comparing things to them but theres also a huge risk of misinformation and stereotyping and they're also just so complicated and difficult to understand in general

i never lose and i always win

i should dm my brother more its always fun when i do that

i wonder do cis people have an easier time making sonas than nb people

WOOOOAAAAAA HIHIHIHIHIHI KARU‼️‼️‼️‼️

PLEASE JUST FOLLOW ME PLEASE

my interests always circle back to denkiqujira and it makes me so sad that nobody knows them

do you guys know what the funnest subtwt is im bored

i wish i was hungry. i have leftovers im supposed to be eating

i am so glad skin tones are neutral colors

this reminds me of two of my mutuals

it feels weird having mutuals who have known me for a long time. i wonder if theyve noticed how much my style of talking has changed and found it weird. that doesn't seem like something anyone would notice though

i think i finally have an aspiration!! i finally know what i want!! what my biggest dream is!!

Drop someone blonde:

i really only talk to my mother when i want something from her maybe i should make a habit of talking to her for fun? or would that be weird

drop someone blonde ‼️

for some reason seeing others online be happy after i complimented them isnt making me happy at all. it wasnt like this before so i wonder what happened

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR EVERYONE what is a normal amount of empathy for you? lets sayyy a kid comes crying to you because their favorite toy broke. on a scale of 1-10 how saddened would you be by this?

my friends opinions of me alllllways come first! yep!! because everyone here is so beloved in my eyes

hm. ive had a revelation about myself. but i cant say it out loud or people might start being distrustful of me. how boring :( i love complaining to my mutuals

Love this guy

why does he have that,,

why does my blood taste different today

i NEED more stories about child abuse. i NEED more stories about child abuse.

maybe staying up late isnt good for my anxiety

even when i do something kind it feels like i have an ulterior motive