Just started playing this game and I am frothing at the mouth rn

edutainment-dating-sim idea i had where you date cruddy looking 90s cgi chicks main teacher one over at the clown collage ur at horrible grammer errors are not inteded, this character just lobotomizes me whilst im in her vicinity whgat

Hey remember how all of Mississippi was blocked on BlueSky due to an age verification law?! They're going to try to do that in Washington State! COMMENT and CALL on this one! www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help: Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org. Please donate what you can. www.2harvest.org

Gmail welcoming the Gemini era? That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...

Fuckin the grocery store self checkout kiosks is a tricky move because you don't know if the lines on your dick register as a barcode

Welp, I didn't want it to have to come to this. But because of how last minute this trip planning has become, I do not have a room for #ANE2026. Is anyone willing to spare another person in their room in exchange for not having to pay as much? Pls let me know ;w;

The orgy potential with this thing could be insane

bearer of the curse (navel fetish)

taming the giant #pvznsfw #pvzrule34

Feeling a bit gloomy these past few months. Both bc of seasonal depression and the world at large. But I want to say I love each and every one of my mutuals and friends on here and from other sites. I really really want to start drawing and posting more frequently again, it's just been hard.

My fucking stomach bro 😭

cw soda inflation Commission for @squishydokuro.bsky.social

I need some help this month. If you'd like to commission me or just support me, I'd appreciate it: Kofi: ko-fi.com/zal_cryptid Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/zal_cryptid

Every single erotic comic is under threat with behaviour like this from sites and payment processors. We must fight this, not just for our livelihoods, but so you still have a free choice on whatever you want to spend YOUR money on. This can't stand.

i really needed to get this out of my system #pvznsfw

Clarification: Accepting payments for commissions through Friends & Family is against TOS (which you agree to by making an account), and it is TAX FRAUD. Do not ask for comm payments via F & F. Dont let an artist convince you to pay this way, because your account can be taken down as well.

Can we start sending each other physical checks please

this doc's got an awfully nice lab partner these days..! animated commission for @cleez.bsky.social 💜🐙

Time to pick up the phones again, and get to calling fast #SaveSpeech #StopKOSA #protect230

Google It #deltaruined

I don't think I can survive playing PV2 because the Garg's stomach jiggles around in his animations and I'll get too hard and blow up

gendered armor

Art soon I promise

Happy updating my age in every social media bio ever day to me

For those w/ social anxiety, calling this late at night means there's virtually no chance you have to worry about talking to an actual person. Take your time, write out what you want to say, call, read your script, and hang up. If that's too much, all reps and senators have contact forms. Use them.

This spawned from a voice chat conversation if you could believe it, someone said "I could fuck up a burger rn" and thanks to my YTP brain i replied "I could fuck a burger rn" Then it spiraled into this #nsfw #nsfwart

Capitol switchboard (202) 225-3121 Call your reps. Demand impeachment. No illegal war in our names.

I am losing my goddamn mind

Sorry for not posting actual art in a while, I've been busy with work, owed art and family stuff Have a dumbass doodle as an apology ✌️

Genecorp CEO or smth #fayseOCs #xwg #vore

Presented with zero context

happy new years!!!!! btw im trans now!! and a cat as well!!!!!! art post on new years day i promise!!!!!!!!!!!!

Louder for the people in the back still doing this with the Deltarune characters. Last I knew, they were all underage.

oh yeah, heres the animated version of that Aster pixel art

Remember to keep your calls up! #SaveSpeech #StopKOSA

i never trust an NSFW bitch who starts talking about some "separating fiction from reality" cuz im immediately like Oh youre one of #thosepeople

If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to fuck a buff man wearing a sea creature on his head

local undead footballer bullying the undead scientist, more at 10. #pvznsfw #pvzrule34

The rhythm heaven hyperfixation has gotten to me once again, I’m gonna draw them having hot steamy t4t sex

If you guys suddenly get pvzombie asshole on your bsky timeline will you promise not to get mad at me

Iwenttothedoctorhelookedatmydickandhesaidigotrabies

tapping the sign

"Bigenital Revolution," the book I wrote + @jpawlik.com drew, about the new form of gender affirming surgery I was among the first to get, was published by @microcosm.bsky.social in March! It is my hopeful message in a bottle I'm floating out to the world. microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine...

Shout out to this guy who's main mechanic is whipping his cock out.

Being given the opportunity, the player takes it upon himself to stress-test P03's hidden features... 🔩

#plantsvszombies #pvz #shitpost #motivational

Have a stupid tier list I made in a voice chat yesterday

Does anyone have a way to download all my Twitter images en masse, because when I try to do it on the website itself it just breaks