I'm hearing that for Scotland's hydration breaks tonight they will be getting a pie and bovril. #SCOMOR #Gerrintaethem

Have a Sensational morning peeps! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1pN...

Overnight wins for Labour, Conservatives, and SNP. Those Reform upstarts are really disrupting the status quo I see.

I 100% knew this would happen in Boston. I had, ahem, more than a feeling.

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you

8 hours for 3 by elections. EIGHT HOURS! #Hawdmeback

You there! Keane minor. Pay attention and you might learn something. Are you chewing boy? Come here.

Heading off to Waterstones today to judge some books by their covers.

My mood today. (Chiffon at the ready) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibLi...

Top tip: Never go into a supermarket wearing this shirt. One beep at the tills and you will be bankrupt.

Tories 2024: "Before we go let's salt the earth to ensure that Labour can't govern properly and we'll be back in at the next election." Labour: "We can't govern properly." Reform 2029: "Thanks lads, we'll take it from here."

Just what we need. More right wing radio.

Last episode of Springwatch tonight. Summer begins tomorrow then. #upthepinemartins

Ladies and Aliens. There is only one person who should be in charge of the return of the #Whoniverse #DrWho

Crazy Willie will never come in here again!

That's a Channel 5 prime time documentary right there.

A tale as old as time.

'Allo 'Allo 'Allo.

There's just no pleasing some people.

I'm not vegan or vegetarian but, man, vegan burgers are absolutely delicious.

When Scotland play Morocco in the second group game I have a feeling I will be watching from behind the settee. #MARNOR #Ihavethefear

Scotland playing Bolivia now and we are the ones with Che on our side! Viva!

Just sat down to watch Scotland's last warm-up game in the US before the World Cup. Seeing the Scots fans in the crowd has just reminded me to buy shares in Ambre Solaire on Monday morning. #makeakilling

Getting sick of all the anti-Trump, anti-Farage, anti-Putin, anti-GBNews posts on Bluesky week after week after week. Going high hasn't defeated those who go low. They are winning. When are those in power going to fight back, and defeat fascism, again? Now would be good.

Can you see my helmet lads?

Friiiiiidaaaaaay.

These people aren't our betters.

25,000? That would just about buy a round in an Oslo pub for him and three mates.

Monogrammed. Classy!

Move over Portillo. We've come up with a new idea for a show.

Good morning football fans. How is you week starting?

One of them came into our room once, but we didn't talk about it.

What a season! What a team! What a manager! www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Imagine!

Fascinating, informative thread about a man who had a life every bit as interesting as his famous characters. Enjoyed every word.

Proud to say I bought this in 1986 before anyone I knew had ever heard of them. I loaned it to a mate and never saw it again for a month as it got passed around others who were, like me, smitten.

I'm too hot (hot damn) Call the police and the fireman I'm too hot (hot damn) Make a dragon wanna retire, man

Now, don't get me wrong, I like Yard Act, but that song Redeemer makes me run for the off button every time. Still, now that it's out of their system maybe we can all move on and forget the whole episode.

Majority of Christmas trees bought in December.

This morning I launched a book aimed at 8 to 12 year olds. I'm happy to say, I hit one of the little shits. 🐢💨

Really feeling this heat so decided to get cool. Long story short, Only Fans wasn't the website I was expecting.

Massive David Bowie 45s Record Collection 23 records All Ex To Mint Stunning Ends Tue @ 15:05 #ad #vinylrecords #vinyl #vinylcollection #David

What does the tribute act to The Pretenders call itself?

I struggled to get any work done - until I stopped reading space-filler articles in The Guardian.

Ed: Adrian, the journos have all finished for the day but we have all these words left over, See what you can do please, Cheers mate.

Although the Premier League season has just finished, one question remains unanswered. Chelsea, Everton: - what was the point?

If you can't stand the heat, something something something.

If Villa win this cup they will get rid of their manager next season and be fighting relegation soon after. That's the pattern isn't it?

No irony was injured in the making of this headline.

The name's Bond. Paddington Bond.