It would be great if Your Party formed the next government, The country needs a period of stability.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Bigger picture missed here.

Badenoch is so stupid.....she thinks austerity is a country in central Europe.

Badenoch is so stupid....she thinks conservative is a jam.

Just off soon to babysit our nearly two year old granddaughter this afternoon and looking forward to some intelligent conversation for a change, with added wooden xylophone music.

Just off to the bookies to collect my winnings. They don't call me Claire Voyant for nothing you know.

BREAKING: Daily Mail is having a heart attack but, unfortunately, is expected to survive.

So many smart arse hot takes on today's budget we're going to need Deliveroo to get through them all. And most of them will end up in the bin because they are lukewarm shit. #Budget

Kemi Badenoch. FukenHell. #Budget

Whatever else has happened this morning Rachel Reeves has had 3 Weetabix, that's for sure. #Budget

"Hellfire! Can someone get Fiona Bruce out here quick? This isn't the Question Time I know and love"

Does anyone have the odds on which newspaper will have a front page of "THE WORST BUDGET IN HISTORY" tomorrow. Surely some insiders must know what has already been written at the Mail/Telegraph/Express/Metro/FT/Sun. I've already put a bet on The National with "Independence Now"

I "allowed" an update to my Galaxy phone on Saturday without wearing my glasses and now I find I have some Gemini AI app installed which doesn't have an uninstall option. Does any tech expert, or a passing 4 year old kid, know how I can get rid of this invasive parasite please?

The thing that's puzzling me is, why would Russia want agreement on a peace plan now if they were winning the war?

It's not worth £4.50.

Oi England cricket team, this is Scotland football team's week. Push off!

Hypocrite

Black Friday, and I have made huge savings today. I haven't bought a thing.

Aww. Isn't this cosy?

I need one more follower to reach 666 but I'm having a devil of a time getting there. Who will get me to that beastly number?

The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford

Hands up all the Scots having a late late breakfast of lovely Danish bacon rolls this morning. 😋

OK Scotland, let's boogie. #SCODEN #ScotlandDenmark #WorldCup

Going by the state of the comments beneath this news article, the BBC's aim of appealing more to Reform voters is working a treat. Trebles all round. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

We will, We will, Rob you.

The boys are back in town. Or, to be more accurate, back on iPlayer. #ToTheRegiment

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

A Place In The Sun is the most depressing show on British TV ever. There is no counter argument.

Has anyone else started to draw up their fantasy list of Slebs for the next series? Rules are: 1. No-one who has done any other Sleb reality shows 2. Must have at most 75% A class Slebs. (and no reality show muck). I'll start - Graham Norton & Julie Walters

@craigcharles.bsky.social Well said, sir.

Richard Osman has run out of ideas.

We're gonna need a bigger rolled up newspaper.

Wanted The Good Life, not la dolce vita.

DC Comics early attempts at creating a superhero fail to capture the imagination.

Our private firework party is going as well as expected. #GuyFawkes

Just been listening to this and still wiping away the tears. A funny and beautifully told life affirming story of Scott Bennett's baby daughter and the triumph of our NHS. Accept half an hour of gold into your life. Give it a listen. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Swan towels on the beds.

New York, New York. So good That's it.

Badenoch wants BBC execs sacked over the Trump footage. Nandy should consider this as a welcome Trojan horse and act quickly before Badenoch realises what she is asking for.

Let's see what's happening on Bluesky this fine morning. Holy crap! When did the UK become the 51st state?

Asda have just put their Xmas advert on TV. It's November 1. Bastards!

Does anyone know if Sandringham has a Pizza Hut. Asking for a ..... nah, forget it.

Anyone else dookin' tonight? #notforviewersinEngland

20 minutes ago I said I would give this site 10 more minutes then get on with some work.

You didn't see me. Right!

The victims lose a helluva lot more that antiquated titles, undeserved privileges, and property.

Hearing today that there is a now fully certified house somewhere in London that has become available to rent. One relieved landlord.

Does anyone know if Mike Graham has had any concrete job offers recently?

Aaaah, as they say on the green benches www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...