Me if I tried that

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

Biggest queue in town tonight is for fucking wetherspoons. If that doesn't just sum up all the problems with society

When you design your wedding cake with Word 97

The Scottish hydrocarbon

neat

well yes

So I have no idea what stocks are or how to short them, but can we just pretend I shorted nvidia £500 and check back in a year to see how I did?

3 guesses what LLM wrote this product page

Neat, my new mic came with røde-branded silica gel

Yeah the biggest problem with genAI is that it isn't made of brushed aluminium and translucent plastic - www.wired.com/story/sam-al...

Made another silly video about my hometown www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO2-...

this makes me happy www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ25...

Hmm well the flared base is giving me some ideas

Found a website that lets you test youtube thumbnails

In a pub and one of the "beers from around the world" is just Corona. They can't even say it's from Mexico because it's made in the UK lol

today I will mostly be adding homestar runner characters to wplace

Didn't really vibe with the first 2 episodes of king of the hill, but 3/4/5 have been fantastic. Cautiously optimistic about the rest

You think that's bad

Arlo Guthrie called the ISP I worked at. I told him I'd just seen his episode of The Muppet Show. "Shit, that must have been 30 years ago!! I'd love to see that again." So I sent him a link to it on Google Video. None of my co-workers had heard of him.

Fnaar

excuse me, *my* code?! YOU WROTE IT

Ok that's enough nextdoor for one day

I'm such a child

I made a clock

oh well

Today's record store haul

Couple of weeks worth, if I'm lucky

First time since inheriting this codebase

Excuse me?

Nice of Greggs to pay tribute to the guy from Crazy Town.

The sycamore gap trial really beggars belief

Calorie-counting apps need a button to just write today off entirely. Like just add 6000 calories and we'll see you again tomorrow

My phone being passive-aggressive at me because I forgot my good charger

Watching the George Foreman episode of King of the Hill in rememberance

Latest vid. If you have a faster PC with an ISA slot in it, I don't believe you - www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LIP...

thanks, turbo C manual

Made a very silly video about my hometown : www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9RU...

Why does notepad object to that C0 in particular?

The Windows API is... wild. You're trying to change the color of a button and the answer is like "use setwindowshookex to inject a dll back into its own process using some undocumented GUID" and you're like, surely this is a hack, but its how Word 97 did it so it's part of the official docs now

Genuinely had to use the phrase "sorry can't come to the pub, the missus has me building shelves". When did my life become a 1970s sitcom?

guess who ripped the bios socket off his motherboard along with all its pads