the inspo you may need today (or tomorrow)

endorsed

i'll take um jammer lammy over 98% of other games (also a personal reminder i need a milkcan shirt)

exhibit 1 of 1000 why we must all get behind the dodgers vanquishing philly

Unforgiveable offense

Absolutely how I felt about Hollow Knight. For Silksong, if anyone cares, I have gone the route of letting my kid do all the boss battles so far, and this arrangement has worked out swimmingly

This makes sense, but the Cartoon Network Hotel was way better than it had any right to be. A lot of memories at this location, most from when it was the Continental Inn. If you’ve never been and you can drive over, check out CNH before it’s gone

I too “voiced frustration” at the refs But the team is cheeks and that’s what happens to cheeks teams

I don’t want to say the Jets have retriggered my depression but they certainly have done nothing to help

If the beers here suck I’m gonna be very upset

Hard agree. This slaps. Especially on cassette as the lord intended

Today for my 15th wedding anniversary we had a giant pile of Taco Bell as a callback to the last night of our honeymoon when we skipped the fancy dinner to order 3/4 of the TB menu and live like kings. Followed it up with a fall beer flight & Superman viewing. We are simple folk, but it’s good times

Just a made a Mythos reservation for two months from now. Will be my first and last time. Kinda pumped

come for the permits, stay for the several minutes of walking through construction walls

come on dave. i think you meant that caption to read “Believe HIM?!” and then personally i would’ve added a 🤮

This one's for the Bluesky homies. Hope you enjoy. (and if you do, hit the weird "Hype" option if you can find it and share it around to likeminded - or misguided - friends!)

Oh yeah? I had a Coffee Cake Pancakes Combo for breakfast so I wasn’t gonna have dinner, then not only did I have dinner, I had two beers with it and then came home and had a half a bag of Pop Chips, half a muffin, and a Cutwater Mai Tai. Can Harry do THAT?

hate football

I love the environment but I also love when poo particles are not blowing around everywhere

Magic Mountain’s Fright Fest has its own custom beer. FRIGHT FEST!! Your move, Universal…

Since a post on my channel mentioning a protest of Disney’s non-stance on a flagrant violation if 1A, I have lost two followers. I am absolutely delighted people actually see my posts!!!

He had me until that last sentence

Man, Peacemaker really cures what ails ya. If it gets another great season I’m legit putting it up there with some of the all-time best shows. Boy howdy does that James Gunn know how to make a superhero thing even if you don’t like nothin’ about superheroes

GoFundMe for the family of the guest who passed while on Stardust Racers

You can’t protest a flagrant violation of 1A at Disney without getting a *little* theme park criticism in there

Tonight for dinner, I had a microwave burrito, a 7-11 hot dog bun with cream cheese on it, and a handful of chocolate pretzels Tomorrow, I figure out how to resist

In Ohio the guy was like “literally tell me anything that’s wrong with you and that’s good enough for me” 😂

Same in NJ - I got 4 different vaccines in 8 days and wiwjebejwkwbdvdb

In SoCal, getting the new Covid vax at CVS was super easy and fully covered

I don’t post about my professional life (theme park commentary isn’t my full-time job - yet) but this one time I wanted to share a project I’m super proud of. Head into your nearest IHOP (in the US) to check out the new Kids’ Menu, with concepts by me & design by The Little Friends of Printmaking

STRONG DISAGREE!!

Oh nothing, just enjoying some 13% BA Stouts as the Jets take years off my life

Honestly? Same 😄

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad

I got Cruncho, and I already love him more than 80% of my blood relatives

Not to sound like An Old (TM) but I do miss listening to the first few moments of a new album from a band I like

As a former employee of Sphere, I can say without hesitation that their approach to business is certainly lined up with the Disney model

For me it’s Jaws. Alien Encounter was too scary, Great Movie Ride was too uncomfortable, and I never went on Horizons - but if it’s like Carousel of Progress I’d probably hate it. Jaws on the other hand has Jaws

God damn jets

Well, it happened. Had a nightmare about going through an endless HHN house last night. Never again

I went through again and I’m glad I did. One teeny tiny spoiler for wrestling fans I didn’t notice the first time. Try and take your time if you can

Was lucky enough to work with/for Bray Wyatt a few times when I worked at WWE. Everything he built was such a breath of fresh air - truly one of the last examples of how “dumb pro wrestling” could actually be amazing theater. He was always super nice and it’s a bummer he’s gone

Update: first person to say “OH MY GOD IT’S KEV KAGE” and ask for a picture and makes sure everyone around me thinks it’s somehow noteworthy and follows my stupid YouTube channel gets the beverage of their choice on me. Even the Slash’s Snake Pit one that comes with a gummy worm snake

This is my Bray Wyatt costume because I’m a big ol’ dorkaroo

If anyone is at USH HHN and wants to look at me, I’ll be hiding in either the Slash Bar or Super Nintendo World until 10pm

I choose to live in a world where Rummy and Capt. Cacao crossed paths, and each humbly and respectfully nodded to the other. They spoke nary a word, but traveler, they said everything

ICYMI: a very dumb thing I did you might enjoy!

just impulse bought tix for nightmare before xmas live featuring janelle monae and john stamos in case anyone was wondering if stupid banner ads actually work

so you're saying there's a chance