The real reason no one saw this footage - needed to wait out the statute of limitations for wildly unsafe working condiditions

@themeparknews.bsky.social love all the recent stuff! a welcome distraction today. i think you found the secret sauce!

well deserved

If Great British Bake Off gets Nigella…

I used to dream about winning an Oscar when I was- oh no wait that was the WWE Championship, disregard

It begins!

felt saucy and just got tix for five shows during netflix is a joke week 😬

in case you missed it. more fun from your faves!

I guess they need to sell a few more Captain Cacao plushies at $40 a pop to afford designers again

Sometimes I have a very dumb thought which I feel compelled to put into video form. This is one of them. I’m sorry

Unrelated question for my Disneyland peeps: I mobile ordered from Tiana's Palace and they packed everything up in to-go containers, like you would get if you ordered IHOP from Uber Eats. I have never seen this before. Is this new? I'm assuming they do it for orders far in advance to stage them?

I am absolutely TICKLED by Hollywood, FL Drift

The homie @screamscape.bsky.social shared this concept art of Hollywood's Hollywood Drift - which obviously did not come to pass - but if that's because this is actually for the Orlando Hollywood Drift, I'm all in lol orlando hollywood drift WAIT A MINUTE HOLLYWOOD, FLORIDA LOL www.hollywoodfl.org

My heart goes out to Philomena Cunk who is sadly scheduled at the same date and time - which, due in part to its release 37 years ago, could not have been predicted by Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam

i am once step closer to achieving my dream of drinking a beer on the moon

Just saw Anaconda on a whim. Way funnier than I thought. The marketing did it no favors but multiple hearty lols

Almost 20 years ago, I peaked

In other obsessive gaming news, over a decade ago I started playing Candy Crush Soda Saga with the goal of getting three stars on every level. For over 18 months I was stuck on level 3169. It was legit impossible to 3-star it. I lobbied the devs. They finally fixed it and I have at last prevailed

It has been done

I know that I have been critical of TWDC in the past, but I would like to formally retract every bad thing I’ve ever said about them and instead heap gushing praise. I love you Iger and Co! Unrelated:

2026 stretch goal @orlandoparkstop.com

disneyland reddit be like: “you just don’t know how to do it, i never have a problem getting a reservation, i have fifteen alerts set and refresh on six monitors and wake up at 2am to do it, if you don’t like it don’t go”

amplifying this in case the other avatar fan didn't see it

@dinosaurdracula.bsky.social this item has 5 watchers. i hope to god you're one of them:

Against better judgement, I have begun the Courier’s Rasher quest of ye olde Silksong

lol yeah the down payment was the problem. cutting it just makes the actual problem worse

First workout of the new year in the books - the journey to this point was full of joy and wonder but has since turned into sweating profusely and feeling steps away from death!

I have been heard

Hello from Rudy’s where a beer and a hot dog is breakfast for winners

I can do so much better

Who’s meeting me at IHOP tomorrow

This is like if Mario Party had Garfield and also sucked

This is NYE in your mid-40s

If you play any of my videos at 11:58:07 at midnight you will regret that choice

I think this year really peaked with Nathan Fielder flew the plane.

Endorsed

I have reached a problematic PR in weight. Nothing but lettuce and ice until Valentine’s Day. See you then!

no

oops all universal hotels #airportrestroomrealizations

omg rock and brews has a signature cocktail

Tis the season for this year’s Bourbon County offerings! Up first, the OG. A delight as always

One more just because it’s so rad

Great gift!

Smellin’ fine since ‘99

I can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas

lol

Hot off the press! Chock full of laughs and stupidity as always. I insist that you enjoy!!

every time the AP covers a team a like, it's about how historically bad they are :(

I don’t have an agent and I’m not in the union but if you need a middle-aged, small, bald, portly man for any roles I’m the cream of the crop, baby

BREAKING: Malibu Brewing Company heading to CityWalk Hollywood in the old Karl Strauss spot!! h/t: @parkobsession.bsky.social