I fucking hate Mike DeWine. God, I hate him so much. Dishonor on him, his family, his fucking cow.

Fuck you and fuck Ohio's authoritarian, against the constitution laws. Maybe if we didn't have a bunch of boot licking cucks on the Supreme Court, we would have already stood up to this dictator.

When I die. If you dare touch my beard, I will come back to kill you. Not haunt you, I'll fucking merc you. Knives will be flying, and fires will start. I'll possess you and make you play froger across I-5.

BDSM scene that involves hard edging. Sit down at a table facing across from each other. Pull out two Magic The Gathering decks built for the Commander format. Hand your sub a specifically made deck for them, a combo deck, with no way to start the combo or use it fully. Always a card or two short.

me, @mhk-x.bsky.social, and @t-h-m-c.bsky.social

My Queer Balls and my Gay Cock

My favorite genre of horror is world history.

I'm going to be honest. The Son and The Daughter reaffirmed that I was, in fact, a bisexual gremlin. I could definitely see myself being a Je'daii if those two were what I'd be balancing.

Keep the Christ out of Halloween. I'll concede for you (wrongly) assuming X is trying to take Christ outta Christmas, but if you step into Halloween, the X is coming back up.

Last month, I got yelled at in a casino bathroom for taking insulin. Yesterday, I had the cops called on me because someone thought I ODed in the car while I was making a Dunkin' Donuts mobile order.

Every year my state fucking implodes in on itself and every year I'm reminded that Hell is Real.

I made some beef strokin off with some shit talking mushrooms.

I've got a magic hot take. I really like Aetherdrift. Car go vroom.

If you turn one Sol Ring, Arcane Signet, and Llanowar Eleves, this entire board is getting wiped. Including the lands.

To all the Ace people out there, I have a question for y'all. Red Lobster Biscuts or Olive Garden Breadsticks?

I'm standing here in a supermarket debating on if I should risk a heart attack or not. They re-released Monster Ultra Black. That, White, and Rehab were my shit growing up. ...you know maybe that's why I have heart issues.

Oh god. I have to wake up in two hours and I can't get sleep due to the god damn raccs fucking in my attic. I thought foxes and rabbits were horny but they've been going at it now for four hours.

All my life, I thought furries were supposed to be good at IT and software development. Then I remember Discord exists.

Gotta love when companies bill the wrong insurance after holding on to your thing for a year, then try to gaslight you and tell you your understanding of what happened was wrong when you know damn well it wasnt.

The one thing I remember before nearly dying is looking at my doctor (who thought I was talking in my sleep) saying the time, date, location, and telling him exactly why I was strapped to an operating table. Then he looked at me. I blinked. I woke up to die.

Today is a sad day. My bulk box of MTG is gone. All I have left of my bulk is two small boxes. For many years, I had a computer box I lovingly called "The Box" where my bulk resided. Now it is gone. It's not all sad news. It's went to a place where it will be used and loved.

One of the hardest parts about being disabled and in chronic pain is being looked at as drug seeking. I go to the ER because I'm worried I broke/tore something due to my health issues, not because I want narcotics. In fact, I have on my file that I can't fucking take them.

I would say Ohio's age verification law can suck my cock but with the amount of shit that comes out of their mouths I don't want any fecal diseases.

The EU has so much better consumer rights than the US because in the US, corporations are people (until they aren't). Look at the Nintendo EULA for EU vs. US. US, they can brick your console if you do something that displeases the Eye of Mario. In the EU, that shit is illegal.

Mr. Rogers once stood up against Warner Brothers and Disney about trying to ban the VCR in the United States. His testimony is credited in stopping Disney and Warner Brothers from being whiny little bitches trying to get the VCR banned because "my profits".

What the fuck is a Side board? I raw dog this shit. Either this deck takes me to the finals, or I go out in a blaze of glory.

this is my most powerful template ever, I can replace the bombs with anything

I'm an absolute medical nightmare. I swear I'm only alive through the grace of God and spite. God has kept me alive for this long, and I'm not ready to go yet. Though I keep having the strangest feeling ill die sometime in my 50s

Look, one knee I can handle. It's damaged, fucked beyond repair. It's actively disintegrating like it got snapped by the Infinity Gauntlent. But when both of my knees crack at the same time? I might be cooked.

JK Rowling can Slytherinto hell.

When did Cinnamon Toast Crunch go from seeing why kids loved the Cinnamon flavor to cannibalism?

The new Magic set is so cool. I finally got to pick up my Commander Precon and enough packs to make my bulk bag want to start an intervention.

I've been on a Magic the Gathering deck last night, which gives me the option to not only kill myself but the entire table as well. Because the effect triggers simultaneously on the stack, everybody dies. Do not pass Go, do not untap. Reshuffle cause I'm doing it again.

I don't think I can forgive my parents for every time I brought up issues regarding my health, I was constantly compared to a hypochondriac in the family. Then, when I started actually getting treated for these issues, being told, "It seems like something new is wrong with you every day."

Oh boy, this'll be a good one. Time for my first ever playthrough of Signalis! www.twitch.tv/rowanveetee #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #VTubersWithDisabilities

I'm having a donothon for my birthday weekend, times shown in UK time! All donations done via my ko-fi will go towards my new model! I'll also be discounting subs during it to give folks other means to support! See y'all there! #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #VTubersWithDisabilities

Look at these fucking cowards. Instead of standing up to rights actively being infringed upon, you bend over and take it. Enjoy Mastercard and Visa's dick. Because we all know that's the only touch anyone who made this decision is getting.

"Hell don't work for me brother" - Hogan's final words to God before his decsent.

after a very frustrating call with Visa (US+CAN), I was told that Visa would like inquiries relating to using their bargaining power to destroy adult media to be sent, via email, to [email protected] they asked. to be sent. emails. you know what to do.

The god damn Filet-O-Fish was created in Ohio.

My brain is forever ruined. Every time I see Glock, I think of Gock.

If we are banning books, we need to ban the Bible from schools.

This year, i will time no nut November, so I fail during the first second. Thus, reaching nirvana

Monogamy? In this economy?

All hail your new Grand Duchess~ Concept art of my next design, crafted by the ever wonderful @get-patchy.bsky.social #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #VTubersWithDisabilities #RowansDankBank

I think Orange Chicken from Panda Express is overrated. Hold on, hold on pitch forks down. I think their Teriyaki Chicken is much better and better and it also has way less sugar and carbs.

Life hard. Stuffed animal soft and cuddly.

Look, all I'm saying is that maybe, maybe. The Catholic Church is technically a criminal organization under U.S law and should be dismantled piece by piece in a courtroom. But no one has the balls to do so.

I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the golden-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the sign of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty signifies a naval court martial. I can not be court maritaled twice.

So I uhh, I get to carry Narcan and Nitro on me. Thats fun