I swear to thee: this album slaps. www.submithub.com/link/knife-e...

This christmas gift really feeling on the nose now

A cat and her drug sock

Pre-sliced bread was not an improvement to bread.

Teamwork

Some people think the hardest part of living with a partner is figuring out healthy communication and boundaries but the hardest part is actually splitting a frozen pizza without housing the whole thing solo

First 🔪 single is here! If you like big swirly synthy and epic drums, this one is for you.

Rigatoni is a great cat name

"I can’t throw a rock in a bookstore these days without hitting five sprayed-edged romantasies where the girl has to reluctantly team up with a dangerous, sexy enemy..." @readingtheend.bsky.social on romantasy, fanfiction, and too many tropes: reactormag.com/let-them-eat...

A hot bath is a human right.

Parmesan has been the best cheese for centuries. There are no contenders.

I am SO excited to release this album. I'm pretty compartmentalized into writing here, so I can ignore any kind dumb promotional schedule, right?

i've been collecting rare raccoon videos lately

For when you really need your hat to make a statement

turns out I'm the only person who kinda liked the David Lynch Dune

Big dark crystal energy

Cat demands snugz before NYE masquerade

Low res cats on landing railings

If you've never had a fried egg sandwich, you've never been poor in the USA

If you order this now, it will arrive before Christmas! Please help spread the good word if you know someone who likes cocktails and reading. Or even just someone who likes the CONCEPT of reading (it is pretty).

Y'all this will seriously be the best gift you give all year. It's beautiful, not spendy, and the only one of it's kind. Elegant short story collection and accompanying cocktails with hand-inked illustrations- Lasenne's Bar Book: Cocktails & Short Stories a.co/d/cJrgwyI 💙📚 🪐📚 #booksky

Bedtime guitar: youtu.be/cj8kuDy4FYk?...

While I don't really use machine learning for anything but regex, I think it would be better to direct vitriol at dumb tech bros, executives, and hucksters rather than at AI itself. It's a useful tool.

About to ruin a perfectly good Gâteau Breton with some leftover pomegranate glaze

honestly no idea how threaded replies work

Three more days to submit to Baffling 🪶

The last word at home. It gets a little diluted at the end, but honestly, I kinda like it (Especially with cloosterbitter instead of chartreuse)

Every literary submission call is like "send us your best, most urgent work. We love poems that challenge, that startle, and even those that disturb. We want work that stirs our deepest, darkest feelings. No sex or violence though - those make us feel icky."

Also when did tor become reactor?

if history is repeating itself, I hope we get something closer to the end of the Gilded Age than the end of the Weimar Republic

Re-readers of books, please chime in: how often do you re-read books? What books do you re-read? Is it cover to cover? Excerpts for reference? -guy who is confused by re-reading

Oh almost forgot, also into Xmas cookies

AI is fucked for artists, but so long as humans crave aggressively defined tropes in their art (genre scaffolding) it will just keep getting closer to the tropes. I hope the result is that weird art gets amped. Write crooked songs, forget pacing. Dragons have tentacles and are masters of machinery.

what did humans ever do to deserve castelvetrano olives

Social media is simultaneously a reminder that like-minded humans exist, and also how many more not-at-all-like-minded humans exist: a glimmer of hope and a crushing anvil of realization.

Also here is my cat snoozing on China Miéville 🪐💙📚

I am once again asking you to consider the only sci-fi/fantasy short story collection and cocktail recipe book in the world. There's really nothing like it - beautiful illustrations, elegant typography, and each story/cocktail pair plays out perfectly in front of a cozy fire. a.co/d/9RBx7y1 🪐💙📚

Every musician should write at least one tune they can't perform when they're old.

more Fernet cocktails in 2025 pls

Going in to track vocals on what will definitely be the best album of my life, finally fulfilling the falsetto dreams of my youth

We spend centuries lionising anti-establishment folk heroes and you wonder why people might cheer for the death of a guy who made $10 million a year denying healthcare to other human beings? Wish the take were "maybe we should fix wealth inequity before this violent tension spirals out of control".

Some fascinating stats from Spotify Wrapped this year: it was a banger year and I made about $45, roughly 1/10th of a cent per stream. This is better than the lowest comparable rate I could find at 3/100th of a cent per stream.

In honor of Spotify Wrapped, just made all 10 years and 6 albums from the Gentlemen's Anti-Temperance League free on Bandcamp! thegatl.bandcamp.com

So... things have been kinda rough in the Wolfmoor household this last month and a half... 😩 I've put up some of my ebooks on my Ko-Fi page, two for pay-what-you-want and two half-priced (also pwyw beyond that) — any shares appreciated <3 ko-fi.com/mercwolfmoor...

It's good cats can't talk, because I think most cat owners would be disgusted by their cats political affiliations

Can't stop thinking about an unwritten story titled "Death of a Snailsman"