finishing the fellowship of the rings today

started playing fortnite this weekend with my girlfriend and i know everyone thinks the swords are annoying but i love them and im going to be sad when they are gone because thats the only way im murdering anyone lmao (ft the way we looked playing sunday night 💕)

my valentine

im a taylor fan but i get so annoyed when she releases for record store day because all of these people are going to camp all night and im not going to have a chance at any of the stuff i want

i'm sorry this may be controversial but i think it's a little gauche to be already extending the olive branch to Trump voters before any of them have even remotely expressed remorse. you don't need to pre-launder their reputations for them

offices of inclusivity at my work place have been eliminated today

i love that my workplace is having to scramble because fucking ICE

having crazy budgets at work is a trip because why was i just allowed to spend $11,000 on trophies..

once again begging for oscar nominated films to be more accessible. i just wanna be able to afford to watch them before the ceremony.

Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.

how lame do you have to be to hire someone to play the game for you

We’ve raised 21.5k already and the event is two weeks away. I’m floored. 😭

borrowing a truck to get out of the snow my car is stuck in so i can go see my girl. peak lesbian activities here.

idk how people go without seeing their partner for weeks/months at a time.. almost two weeks and i feel like im dying.

that scene from modern family where cam and mitchell have lilly play her music but its just me in the back seat playing housofpsychoticwomn

The beauty

Jean Smart has won Best Actress in a Comedy Series at the #GoldenGlobes  See the full winners list: bit.ly/GlobeWins25

Hacks Fandom....

the interviewers on ET are so fucking bad its embarrassing

Hacks Fandom.

Jeanie wearing blue🥲

someone is going to have to be updating here about the globes because i cant watch 🥲

so fucking sad

how many times have i ate sushi or ramen over break? idk but i just ordered my favorite maggi noodles to be shipped here by the end of the week too so its going to continue.

since apple tv is free this weekend, is that Cate Blanchett show any good?

had to leave my girl this morning after a whole week together. this is hell.

been sick all day, happy new year🥲

i bought a movie my girlfriend was wanting the other day and we couldnt find it after seeing it in another store, and shes so cute because i didnt know she had found it already but i was looking in her drawer for a pair of shorts and she had hid the one she bought after i gave her it😭

catching up on abbott elementary over the break and i wish i was enjoying it more. its still good and a comfort show but i want a little more from some of these episodes.

finished Agatha All Along. yall werent kidding.

i call my girlfriend a little rat all he time bc its a running joke since our first date and for christmas she got me a rat heart necklace and gave me a note that said i had her heart.😭😭

i hope you all had a good christmas🖤✨

my christmas wish for you all is that you get to go down on a beautiful human tomorrow🙂‍↕️

i only have a couple episodes left of agatha all along holy shit

starting agatha all along !

the santa clause 2 is one of the best christmas films of all time, its unfortunate tim allen

i think my brain rot is less here than it was on twitter and i cant tell if i like it or not

i have the next two weeks off paid and the only thing i plan to do is eat, be lazy, and make my gf finish hacks

getting sat here felt targeted

first saturday in months without my gf and i feel like SHIT

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A judge says Missouri’s abortion ban isn't enforceable under new amendment, ensuring legal abortions in the state.

my coworker has unrequited beef with chappell roan's dad and its so funny to me

cashews have no business tasting so good

how am i supposed to be okay when she looks at me like that????????🥺

making friends as adult is weird because why am i nervous about emailing a coworker about getting coffee when we talked about it just a few days ago

Paul is going to be on the new season of drag race😭

jean knowing how to air drop is wild to me

i hope everyone realizes the reason there’s so much attention from the media about catching and prosecuting luigi mangione is if they don’t the social order of the wealthy being above us all would break down

finished meryl wilsners book that comes out next year, honestly disappointed by it