Only Tom Waits could get away with the lyric “Big titties, big titties, we holler and we burn down cities.”

Any recommendations for anime that a 14 yr old girl would like? She was obsessed with My Hero Academia a few years ago, but then it became “cringe” apparently, so I think she’s looking for something a bit more mature.

Any recommendations for anime that a 14 yr old girl would like? She was obsessed with My Hero Academia a few years ago, but then it became “cringe” apparently, so I think she’s looking for something a bit more mature.

I try very hard not to encourage my daughters to make fun of each other, but tell me how I’m supposed to stifle my laughter when I hear “when you lift your arms up it smells like a tornado of onions.”

I defy you to find a disco song that goes this fucking hard.

It’s April 10th and I just purchased my first new physical game of 2026. These are dark times.

Due for my annual viewing of Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. That movie is way better than it has any right to be.

Y’know, I was really hyped for this game when it was originally slated for a 2023 release. Now I couldn’t care less. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fucking incredible:

New SPARTA?? What year is this?!

This is democracy manifest…

Woke up with no alarm clock on this lazy Sunday to the morning rays peeking in, and my 14 year old already awake and had chosen of her own volition to jump back into Squeakross. 🌄🐁

Close call. 😅

Been having some really bad ADD days lately, and honestly one of the worst things about it is how it affects my video game habits. I can’t just sit and enjoy a game for longer than 15 mins or so. It sucks.

About to prepare the traditional Mar10 Day feast.

What is happening

My daughters are playing Animal Crossing and cracking up over how funny they think it would be if the villagers occasionally died and Tom Nook would throw a funeral event in the plaza. These kids are savages. 😅

Incredible.

New Gorillaz album is fucking brilliant.

New album from Nothing dropped today, and it’s hitting especially hard.

After 50 hours with BALL x PIT, I’m dangerously close to conquering New Game+. ☄️

Been trying out these new contact lenses with blue light filtering, and I gotta say they’re pretty freakin’ sweet. No more eye strain while playing video games after putting in 10 hours on my work PC. 🤓

Experimenting with cutting out meat, so I tried my hand at tofu tikka masala, and it was delicious, I could get used to this. (Don’t judge my chopping skills, I was inebriated and radishes are hard.)

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been learning how to cook with tofu, exercising, and watching my girlfriend play through Tears of the Kingdom for the first time. Shit’s good right now.

After spending a good amount of time with the upgraded Xenoblade Chronicles X in 4K/60fps and the 60fps patched Skyrim, I think I may actually have to hop the fence over to the “60fps does matter” camp.

Instant purchase.

It looks so good, I’ve just been staring at the title screen for 15 minutes.

$40 for AW1+2 is an absolute steal. Must cop.

New Sahara Hotnights is really hitting.

The main issue here is I don’t really see much of a reason to double dip on a game I already paid $60 for and beat, regardless of how much I enjoyed it. Another problem is that it’s a key card, so… double whammy nope.

Me, ranting to my daughters: “…And don’t you ever fall for any of these fuckass low-effort men out here. You deserve to be cherished. If he doesn’t cook for you, offer you foot massages, or otherwise treat you like a priceless gem, he’s a bum, and not worthy of you.” Daughter: “Dad… I’m 9.”

When your homey gets so into AI he writes a book about it.

Dammit. If it’s not a game key card it’s fuckin’ LRG. Can we just not have nice things anymore?

I only wish it hadn’t taken ~42 years of life to come to this realization.

Okay, first critique is the game looks like ass in handheld mode. Hopefully they fix that for the final release, but yeah, play the demo in docked.

Darwin’s Paradox has eight times charm of your average 2D game, with fun stealth-lite gameplay, environmental puzzles, and silly MGS references throughout. A definite pickup for me.

PUT 👏 THE 👏 BALLS 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 BOX 👏 BALL x PIT gets a global physical PS5/Switch release with orders starting… TODAY! 📀 FULL Game + Regal Update on Disc/Cart 🃏 Bonus poster + cards included 📦 All in a physical box to display on your shelf Head to your favorite retailer and grab BALL x PIT now!

Oh fuck yes. Let’s absolutely go.

This will change you as a person.

✨ I LOVE VIDEO GAMES ✨

Not sure I can express with words just how badly I fucking need this.

Hollow Knight is now available on Nintendo Switch 2, Playstation 5 and Xbox Series X|S with higher frame-rates, higher resolution and additional effects! Free upgrade for all Nintendo Switch, PS4 and Xbox players. Additional updates across all platforms. Read the patch notes: tinyurl.com/236k78mb

Got excited about Tales of Arise on Switch 2. Immediately disappointed it’s a key card.

Still my most anticipated Switch 2 game of 2026:

Yo, I’ma need to borrow $1000 real quick. 👀