I think the worst game to have boob jiggle physics added would be Q-Bert.

When I say this tank game we’re playing is fucking weird, I mean it. Watch us play now! Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Happy birthday, @pencilarmy.bsky.social !

A couple years ago, I found the long-lost original Wacky Packages art that inspired the Garbage Pail Kids. Today I have a tape cassette with a cover that features a very rare piece of Bill Watterson artwork that I can’t find online anywhere. @austinbooks.bsky.social

Damn, what a cover. Darwyn Cooke was a master. @austinbooks.bsky.social

Tanks vs. weird shit! Watch us play a game, engage in entertaining conversation, and play with the soundboard - live!

Another satisfied customer. Comic book ‘investors’ are a classy breed.

Portal-punchin’ in FemForce #8

Pricing non-Marvel Transformers comics makes me hate Transformers. Good luck figuring out the title with just the cover.

Watching kids try and fail to put a game into a Game Boy Advance SP is fucking depressing for multiple reasons.

My spirit animal. Come to the @austinbooks.bsky.social anniversary sale and buy him!

In a hot public outdoor space and decide to park yourself directly in front of a fan for more than a couple seconds? Congrats, you’re a piece of shit.

The discount toys and action figures have been pretty popular. I’ve been pricing more to keep a stock of them! This is just one section. @austinbooks.bsky.social

This weekend: Austin Books & Comics is hosting the biggest, best comic sale of ALL TIME. Go ahead and try to prove me wrong. It’s going on during store hours Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. And because I think you’re cool, there’s a ‘secret’ preview tonight (Thursday) from 7-10.

Gotta pop that shirt off when it comes time to behead your best friend.

We’re moving on to a new game! Metal Max 3 has tanks, a cowgirl, a dog, some tomato men… all sorts of weird shit, apparently. Join us live now! Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

This 2014 would have been a head-of-its-time collectible if only it was called Gooners instead.

The gobs RETURN with more Grandia III! We are almost done! Join me and @tailboi.bsky.social and @iffywizardry.bsky.social and TIM! Live NOW only at Twitch.tv/PixelGoblins

This cool guy was hanging out on my porch yesterday, much to the dog’s chagrin. I love that lizards are just as prevalent as squirrels here.

Wise words from a 1989 Comics Buyer’s Guide article about collecting comics. I’d like to get it printed on an inflatable bat and hit people in the face with it.

I cancelled my Spotify in favor of Qobuz. They pay artists more. It was also incredibly easy to transfer my playlists. I want my money going to musicians, not to invest in military AI drone technology. Oh, and yesterday was National Root Beer Float Day. I made a good one.

WWE signing with ESPN is the stupidest move the company has ever made, and they’ve made some real dumb ones. I promise viewership of PLEs, and probably the rest of their shows, will dwindle.

We're gonna beat this game like those two children beat up big balls and if you don't know what I mean ... check out this stream - www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins (with me, @iffywizardry.bsky.social, @ppu512.bsky.social, @iffywizardry.bsky.social and of course @dunots.voidsent.com)

The only mail I ever care about comes from @roryblank.bsky.social

The number of people that think a day where it is pissing rain at DANGEROUS levels is a good time to sell comic collections… it’s shocking.

This cover makes me laugh every time I see it.

Alright, Internet. Based off what I unfortunately know about Pokemon fan art, I’ve found your new favorite action figure. Lizard Woman from the 1979 Flash Gordon line.

Playing the Marvel Super Heroes Roleplaying Game for the first time since the early 90s! I’m playing Cap. This Octo-bot is concerning…

Sometimes on your walk to work you find a big mech suit Batman dragged out of a creek and left on a bridge.

Skeletron, a mailaway figure for the Action Force figure series from Palitoy. I would have lost my shit over this guy if I was a Brit kid.

Woah, this guy steps in strawberry jelly.

Turns out the Dungeons & Dragons evil sorcerer Kelek is a Daisy Dukes-wearing nevernude.

Went to Ramen del Barrio, my second Michelin star restaurant. Absolutely amazing. Soul-meltingly-good Mexican ramen fusion and fantastic service. Worth the not-that-bad wait.

Yes, I went to see Wu Tang Clan last night. Yes, I saw Method Man afterwards at a Denny’s.

We’re back for more Grandia 3, the milfy-est jrpg ever. Check out the adventures of Miranda at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Waittasecond…

New game! We’re starting Grandia live at twitch.tv/pixelgoblins - another classic jrpg I’ve never played. Stop in and say hey to the usuals and some guest gobs!

The gobs indulge in four player chaos in the Dreamcast classic Power Stone 2! Join me, @dunots.voidsent.com, @tailboi.bsky.social, @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social, @ppu512.bsky.social, and Tim at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

What up, Fly Girl? Adventures of the Fly #27

To all adults: just because an interesting thing exists, it doesn’t mean you have to fucking touch it.

From the wilderness reaches of Canada… (ad for Hulk #181 in Thor #229)

We’re finishing up Skies of Arcadia tonight! We’ve been conducting sky piracy for so long, I don’t even remember home. But the adventure comes to a close! Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Check out this gorgeous new @darkhorse.com edition of Moonshadow, by @jmdematteis.bsky.social and Jon J Muth! This is the series that made me love comics eternally, and now you can experience it. Get it at @austinbooks.bsky.social

Watch us play a video game live! We do voices and answer unusual questions for your eternal amusement. Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Guy asking 4K for 2K worth of comics. From a retailer that needs to sell it for a profit. This is why I’m sometimes in a mood.

It’s the Guys of Arcadia, racing towards the end of our sky pirate adventure! Join us at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

I’m in the Madhouse on this week’s Maddening Wrestling Takes! We talk post WrestleMania shows, AEW, who could save wrestling from Cena, & pitch our own WrestleMania 42 bookings. Plus, the hottest of takes. Like wrestling? Give it a listen! Follow them @maddeningtakes open.spotify.com/episode/2eFF...

It's time for THE GUYS OF ARCADIA! we got SO MANY GUYS there's ME, @dunots.voidsent.com, @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social, @iffywizardry.bsky.social, @porklion.bsky.social, @ppu512.bsky.social and TIM - so get on up in here! www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

You need proper snacks for a video game livestream, and I don’t mess around with my snacks. Guys of Arcadia continues live now at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins