There is an adult man in here saying ‘I have that one!’ repeatedly as he flips through longboxes. Out loud.

I finished all of #Brockmire in just a few days, and really want to talk about it. So much that I’m posting.

Now we’re playing Vagrant Story at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins - the best X-Files Final Fantasy comic book video game ever! Come check out one of my year 2000 faves.

No sir, I don’t believe I am interested in the two giveaway comics you had smooshed in a backpack with leaking mashed potato and gravy containers and unboxed fried chicken.

The end of Final Fantasy Tactics! The finale, if you will. Live at twitch.tv/pixelgoblins right now!

Going live with more tactical combat in the final fantasy! Check it out at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins for a tight crew of three goblins and 78 characters!

To me, my X-Men!

‘Hey Bob, you’ll never guess where I’m calling you from! No, not a football phone!’

Are you a real guy?

Ah, I remember dad dangling America’s cigar right in my face the day we caught those prize bass. The day my hat caught on fire. My tooth blacked out for youthful charm, but the disgusted stink-o look on my face not retouched.

Join us for more Final Fantasy Tactics at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins - come for the anime battles, stay for the hilarious chatter and sound drops!

I figured he would, but Cena got the best send off I’ve ever seen. I never liked the concept of the GOAT, but no one deserves that title more. Thank you, Cena.

We’re playing Final Fantasy Tactics live at twitch.tv/pixelgoblins - and this guy is on the team now? I think?

Being normal with Patty Mullen from Frankenhooker! Stop by the Austin Books booth at Horror for the Holidays!

Did you know Rebecca Guay, unquestionably one of the greatest MtG artists ever, created the art for a Serra Angel comic? I’ve been looking for this for years.

Oops.

Here’s a cool splash page by Michael Wm. Kaluta in Weird Mystery Tales #4 (1972)

Yesterday I had a guy try to sell me a comic collection he knew nothing about, but had consulted ChatGPT. And now I have a fresh Hell.

Electric rat, First Edition

‘Thanks for watching him, bitch!’

We’re playing Final Fantasy Tactics over at twitch.tv:pixelgoblins - and that means sometimes summoning this bare ass. Join us for conversation, sound drops, and fun!

Some questions don’t get asked enough.

In addition to playing Final Fantasy Tactics, the goblins will probably devour this entire can of Chili Crawfish Lays Pringles. They taste more of crawfish than actual crawfish. Join us live! Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Hey bud.

Yes, I DO need another different printing of the novelization of my favorite movie. @austinbooks.bsky.social

My 1st-time high score on the playable, beatable Halloween Pac-Man Google Doodle. Can you beat it? #pacman

Come hang out with goblins!

Old Playboys are great. I don’t think you can get a better snapshot of American culture from the 1950s through 1990s (besides maybe MAD.) Let me know if you ever want to see the secret stash of them at The Sidekick - we keep them less hidden than your dad did.

We have headphones! Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Amber calls this the DIRTIEST Martini. It has vodka, Italian dressing, garlic-stuffed olive brine, & pickled onion brine. Garnish w/ rim of Parmesan cheese & droplets of olive oil. I tried a sip. As much as I like Italian dressing, it is undrinkable. But they love it. #cocktails

Watching this Aleister Black v. Damian Priest match and trying to come up with names for it. Last Dracula Standing? Nosferatu Tussle? Dark Lord Donnybrook? #wwe #smackdown

You know when he lets that ponytail out, Ramza has a kickin’ mullet. See the hockey haircut revolutionary as we play Final Fantasy Tactics live at twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Is it?

Bongo Comics - so damn funny.

Well now I know #Transformers slang for head.

Live right now, we’re starting the Final Fantasy Tactics remake. Join us for most of us saying ‘Yeah, I kinda remember this!’ Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

I think the worst game to have boob jiggle physics added would be Q-Bert.

When I say this tank game we’re playing is fucking weird, I mean it. Watch us play now! Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins

Happy birthday, @pencilarmy.bsky.social !

A couple years ago, I found the long-lost original Wacky Packages art that inspired the Garbage Pail Kids. Today I have a tape cassette with a cover that features a very rare piece of Bill Watterson artwork that I can’t find online anywhere. @austinbooks.bsky.social

Damn, what a cover. Darwyn Cooke was a master. @austinbooks.bsky.social

Tanks vs. weird shit! Watch us play a game, engage in entertaining conversation, and play with the soundboard - live!

Another satisfied customer. Comic book ‘investors’ are a classy breed.

Portal-punchin’ in FemForce #8

Pricing non-Marvel Transformers comics makes me hate Transformers. Good luck figuring out the title with just the cover.

Watching kids try and fail to put a game into a Game Boy Advance SP is fucking depressing for multiple reasons.

My spirit animal. Come to the @austinbooks.bsky.social anniversary sale and buy him!

In a hot public outdoor space and decide to park yourself directly in front of a fan for more than a couple seconds? Congrats, you’re a piece of shit.