no cause like why does it feel like I’ll never truly be happy and live the life I want and forever be trapped in purgatory… and it’s even worse knowing it’s a cage I put myself in feel like pure shit just wanna disappear for a while x

existential crisis in bed alone at 1:45am when I have to be up at 7am for work

The Beauty was so good until that finale… all that build up and it ends completely open and unanswered 🫩 not even a ‘hey here’s a semi-resolution and story generally wrapped up but with a cliffhanger’ just completely abrupt and without a second season renewal yet either

haircut, showered, shaved (trimmed, ok) and ready for bed 😁🖤

Ok ACTUALLY going to bed now gn besties

spock:

when you Kirk so hard that you lowkirkuenely reach kirk state

haircut, showered, shaved (trimmed, ok) and ready for bed 😁🖤

Branding is so important because we all immediately thought of the same artist

happy Haute & Freddy album release day

Rochelle Jordan Sydney ticket secured

good morningggg friends

What tf yall know bout this one

is this anything

changing my profile picture and display name to confuse oomfs cause I’m so mysterious like that

Never beating the MAGA allegations

goodnight oomfs wish yall could join me

I kinda have this body type btw

200mg sertraline and an iced latte on an empty stomach will have you feeling like this

2 years since the oomf linkup… never forget when she ran across the beach yelling my name lmaooo queen

extreme urge to bleach my hair blonde again…

IM CRANKIN’ UP OLD TECHNOLOGY

poached eggs and toast I made at 7am for breakfast with iced latte keeping me unusually sustained today… like it’s lunchtime and I’m not even hungry okayyy

I’m crankin’ up, old technology

what else is in the teaches of peaches music.apple.com/au/album/fuc...

pop that collar pop that collar

missed #mcm so enjoy monochrome thursday

busy in brisbane 👹

hello Brisbane I am inside of you

leaving for my flight in hour and all I’ve consumed today is an iced latte

just found out today that my entire released discography to date, including remixes and artist productions, has surpassed 100k streams globally across all platforms 🖤 thank you for listening

life starting to feel alot like this tbh

One thing about Dua Lipa she’s gonna use every one of those 20 Instagram slides

forcing the gospel of Rochelle Jordan onto anyone who will listen

Canadian Club in hand on the couch at 12:30am air conditioner on full blast mid summer comfy pyjamas tv on low mmmm

unrelated but this lady gives Erika Kirk energy

just started watching The Beauty and OMG Ryan Murphy you have done it again… this feels like an honorary AHS season too in a way

unashamedly liking and replying to oomfs 1+ month old post because im #real like that

these photos of young Addison Rae… why does she look like she’s about to start singing Super Bass on the Ellen show

new Harry Styles song is SOOOO good wow Love the soft techno vibe and the brand new direction, this is actually suuuuuper cool I love when huge artists take risks and get a little experimental with their production and don’t just stick to the same sounds every album cycle

WE LOVE YOU GESAFFELSTEIN

how has xannys bro or coke

Gaga doing Brown Eyes live are you KIDDING MEEEE

Yall look how cute this Xmas card my friend sent me is 🥹 it took so long to arrive but it’s gorgeous from the message inside to the custom wax seal

Rochelle Jordan I was unfamiliar with your game

you can go live on bluesky now?? oh the oomf voice reveals are imminent…

Is bluesky doing the 2016 photo dump trend or are we living in the moment on here

Slayyyter about to release the best album of the year nobody is ready I fear

Slayyyter at the 2026 $OTY and AOTY store