had dinner, slipped into pyjamas and laying in bed and it’s not even 7:30pm yeah I’m senile

tired of hearing about the straight of hormuz where’s the GAYS of hormuz

need more #sydney mutuals where are all the #sydney people on here? it’s like… I’m dropping hints that I’m looking for more people from #sydney

Woke up with the nicest (and ****st) DM’s ever I actually love my oomfs

love being a tourist in my own city

ok goodnight fr

tired and falling asleep but ily fwends

Love checking my DMs on here

nobody makes me feel handsome and cute quite like my bluesky friends 🤍 ily all

everyone get more parasocial NOW

All this UFO talk reminding me of the time I filmed one by accident during my amateur astronomy phase & I contacted several places like Sydney Observatory and they said there were no known aircraft flying in that part of the sky at that time of night

Osama bin laden if he had bluesky in 2001:

forgot to post here but slayyyter Sydney tickets $ecured x

Spamming several oomfs with likes cause they deserve it

love being a tourist in my own city

When bestie sends you self-portrait polaroids and postcards from halfway across the world 💌 feeling like I just got a letter from my husband at war

trying to be nice and interacting with people who completely ignore your existence and don’t care if you live or die

happy #mcm

wish I was kidding

having to shower with goggles on cause I can’t get water in my eye while I recover from surgery <<<<

when I was alone at the tram station last night past midnight and some guy appeared out of nowhere repeatedly kicking a glass bottle toward me

so The Devil Wears Prada 2 was brilliant

anyway who else laying in bed at 6:40am recovering from eye surgery on way less pain meds than last time

that ed*ble had me locked innnnnnn i did so much today

IM A BROKE BITCH IM THE WORD

hiiiiiii

streaming new slayyyter album walking around Sydney is an experience

WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA is such a generational album ❤️‍🔥 not only is it Slayyyter’s best work to date & a reflection of her evolution and dedication to her craft, but also one of the best pop records I’ve ever heard Lyrically, vocally, sonically, visually all 10/10 so proud 💲🥹

finished my first listen of Raye’s new album and WOW 🥲 this is an EXPERIENCE and truly an album as an art form. From the blend of music & poetry, the lyrics, vocals, band and even the spoken word credits at the end… just absolutely brilliant 🩶 This will win GRAMMY’s

spent most of the week in bed sleeping off this flu/virus shit… starting to pmo now

no cause like why does it feel like I’ll never truly be happy and live the life I want and forever be trapped in purgatory… and it’s even worse knowing it’s a cage I put myself in feel like pure shit just wanna disappear for a while x

existential crisis in bed alone at 1:45am when I have to be up at 7am for work

The Beauty was so good until that finale… all that build up and it ends completely open and unanswered 🫩 not even a ‘hey here’s a semi-resolution and story generally wrapped up but with a cliffhanger’ just completely abrupt and without a second season renewal yet either

haircut, showered, shaved (trimmed, ok) and ready for bed 😁🖤

Ok ACTUALLY going to bed now gn besties

spock:

when you Kirk so hard that you lowkirkuenely reach kirk state

haircut, showered, shaved (trimmed, ok) and ready for bed 😁🖤

Branding is so important because we all immediately thought of the same artist

happy Haute & Freddy album release day

Rochelle Jordan Sydney ticket secured

good morningggg friends

What tf yall know bout this one

is this anything

changing my profile picture and display name to confuse oomfs cause I’m so mysterious like that

Never beating the MAGA allegations

goodnight oomfs wish yall could join me

I kinda have this body type btw

200mg sertraline and an iced latte on an empty stomach will have you feeling like this

2 years since the oomf linkup… never forget when she ran across the beach yelling my name lmaooo queen