ㅤ ❝ 𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐇𝐇 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘❗️ 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍’ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 .ᐟ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭... ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ 𝐁𝐖𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐀 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ SUCK IT, PLUMBER BOY .ᐟ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ That sounds like a you problem, little guy .ᐟ THE GREAT KING BOWSER IS ALWAYS LOUD N’ PROUD. Deal with it ~ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞ ㅤ

... I’m so done.

A new redesign of Bowser! This was honestly a pain to redesign to be more 30s authentic, but hopefully, I can get away with what I have. (BG from "Popeye meets Sinbad" as placeholder) #bowser #kingkoopa #redesign #1930s #rubberhose #vintage #30s #supermario #mario #nintendo

I did. Even held them at gunpoint to make my boy the most precious thing ever.

ㅤ 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬... ㅤ ❝ 𝐵𝑤𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ... ❞ ㅤ

@parodybign.bsky.social ❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 ❤️ & 🔁?

ㅤ ❝ Pfheheheh... Wimp ~ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!! … Ahem. Good morning. ❞ ㅤ

“We Survive, Like Witches Have Been Doing For Centuries.' ⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆ Agatha Harkness. ⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆ A 300 or so year old witch. ⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆ Moody, very moody tread with caution. ⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆ Descriptive/Lit

ㅤ ❝ Bah .ᐟ You guys are all such party poopers. Seriously .ᐟ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Best prank ever .ᐣ Paint all the Poison Shrooms into 1-UPs and replace the real ones with them. 😈 BAAHAHAA!! YOU SHMUCKS WON’T EVER KNOW WHICH ONE’S WHICH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Yo .ᐟ What's poppin' .ᐣ ... ... ... did I say that right... .ᐣ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❛ 𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙞𝙩. 𝙄’𝙢 𝙛𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩. ❜ ============================ ✧ 𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎’𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑟. ✧ 𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑜𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ. • 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 | 𝖠𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗇 𝗂𝗌 21+ • 𝖣𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍. • 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗅𝗒. ㅤ

ㅤ ❛ 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏’𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓... ... 𝑶𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏. ❜ ============================ ✧ 𝑃𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑜𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ. ✧ 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑠. 🎞️ - 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 purplestoessel. • 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 | 𝖠𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗇 𝗂𝗌 21+ • 𝖣𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍. • 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗅𝗒. ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Bweh heh heh... Hey, plumber boy ~ ❞ ㅤ

"Oh, come on now, you should be quite pleased with yourself to have the King's eye on you."

ㅤ ❝ 𝐔𝐫𝐫𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐡𝐡… Listen, pal. I’m not in the mood today. So, either you get 𝐌𝐄 a new pizza, or I’ll pond you into the ground so bad you’ll end up in the shadow realm ‼️ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ No, I just checked . . . ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Hrmmm . . . Weird. Pretty sure I just left it in the fridge overnight with a note that explicitly said: " 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑'𝐒 PIZZA LEFTOVERS". You sure you ain't seen nothin'❓❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ AND I'M NOT AN IDIOT-- YOU GOT PIZZA ALL OVER YER STUPID FACE‼️❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Rmph ... ❓❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ . . . ❞ deadpan blinking. ❝ You now owe me a large pepperonni pizza, clown face. ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Your so-- ... What was he doing in my fridge??? ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Anyone seen the pizza leftovers .ᐣ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❛ 𝑰’𝒎 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝑰 𝒓𝒖𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒆. ❜ ===================== ✧ 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. ✧ A badass and sassy wine aunt. ✧ Her familiar is a raven. • 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 | 𝖠𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗇 𝗂𝗌 21+ • 𝖣𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍. • 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗅𝗒.

ㅤ ❛ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. ❜ ===================== ✧ 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐃𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. ✧ A powerful and sassy witch. ✧ Her magic is light purple and her familiar is a cat. • 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 | 𝖠𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗇 𝗂𝗌 21+ • 𝖣𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍. • 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗅𝗒. ㅤ

ㅤ ❛ 𝓥icious, is it .ᐣ 𝓘 was holding back ~ ❜ =================== • 𝐎𝐂 | 𝐃𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫. • ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss, ʜᴇɪʀ ᴏғ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴs. • ᴘʏʀᴏᴋɪɴᴇꜱɪꜱ • 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 | 𝖠𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗇 𝗂𝗌 21+ • 𝖣𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍. • 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖫𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖻𝖾. ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Oh, great. dImEnTiA is back. ❞ ㅤ

⋅ ⊰ I. AM. DIMENTIO .ᐟ ⊱ ⋅

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