“There shall be checks and balances—but only if those checking & balancing want to”

“I take a lot of Aspirin, which causes bruising…”

💪💪💪

BREAKING: Eric Adams scheduled to headline/live at Kennedy Center indefintely

Truth.

These New Year’s resolutions aren’t happening, are they

Eric Adams exiting Gracie Mansion

Happy New Year…

Happy “I’ve got no idea what day of the week it is” season!

Merry New Year!

RIP 2025 (2025—2025)

BREAKING: Times Square renamed “Trump-Times Square” in effort to reduce crowds #NYE

2025 showing 2026 around

“2025 FINALLY ending…” 2026:

Followed Gwen Stefani, but she didn’t follow back—‘cause she ain’t no follow back girl

BREAKING: Trump-Kennedy center removes 95% of seats, touts “sold out” season

So, so true

They already have NEXT year’s Christmas merch out

“Merry Christmas Melania” “How did you get this number?”

BREAKING: Trump renames Christmas Eve “Trump-Christmas Eve”

😬😬😬😬

BREAKING: Hegseth orders NORAD to stop tracking sleigh, demands “woke” Santa lose weight and shave beard

Life is short; spend as much time as possible arguing with strangers online

BREAKING: Hegseth orders NORAD to stop tracking sleigh, demands “woke” Santa lose weight and shave beard

For you - happy #Festivus!

BREAKING: Greenland changes name to “Veggieland” in hopes Trump won’t want it anymore

BREAKING: Santa renames North Poll “Kris Kringle North Pole,” invades South Pole for no reason

How do we explain to future generations we let a twice-impeached convicted felon put his name on federal buildings and his face on currency? Not a trivia question, an actual question

BREAKING: Santa reveals “Hall of Reindeers,” calls Blitzen “lazy, covered in ticks”

Lisa Simpson is going to have her work cut out for her

You know he’s *actually* going to put his face on Mount Rushmore, right?

Relax, guys—come 2029, President Snooki will undo all this stuff

Stop trying to make “Trump Kennedy Center” happen, it’s not gonna happen

WHO DID THIS

Dan Bongino exiting the FBI

Nostalgic for precedented times

NARRATOR: They still supported him anyway.

We now go live to Mike Johnson & John Roberts

BREAKING: Mike Johnson hasn’t seen Trump’s post about Rob Reiner—but if he had, he wouldn’t have worded it that way

These “fireside chats” are so uplifting

“Say ‘Zed’s Dead’ again, I dare you—I double dare you!”

Kids today probably don’t know this, but there was a time not long ago when you could go hours, sometimes an entire DAY without seeing or hearing the President of the United States

Not to brag but we were TIME’s 2006 Person of the Year

2024: What’ve we got to lose? 2025: Oh.

Reminder we once disqualified a guy for misspelling “potato”

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Remembering John Lennon, killed 45 years ago on December 8, 1980 at age 40

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