My argument in favour of the unreliable British weather

April, like my delicious birthday candle, is coming to the end; what a pleasure to spend the month creatively interpreting the expression of ‘thank you’ in as many ways as possible.

It’s my birthday today! Homemade memes for everyone! Don’t say I don’t spoil you…

Putting the ‘oh’ in o-ring

A little something off the cuff

See anything you like?

Forecast for this afternoon: 100% chance of inbound newsletters, 0% chance of productivity.

Well? Do I make myself?

May I offer you a croissant? Or a Paris-Breast, perhaps?

Preeminent proponent of a good bit of floorplay

Silly Q’s gathering on Insta, probably even sillier A’s coming soon… www.instagram.com/stories/with...

You bring the rock, I’ll bring the bottom

About to edit the sound of Nikki D’s vibrator accidentally turning on out of the KLE podcast when I thought to myself: “No, no. Leave it in.” Which, I imagine, is exactly what she said.

Commando in chief

An argument for wearing your belt under your trousers

Hiding in plain tights

Just adding the finishing touches

Wet whatever the weather

Heads or tails?

This one goes out to all the poor unfortunate souls who follow me across multiple platforms 🤝

This episode is not to be missed! @withvoss.bsky.social and I had such a great conversation - it was quite a journey! I am absolutely loving hosting the @klecollective.bsky.social podcast! And I am sure you will enjoy it even more! 💜 kinkylondonescorts.co.uk/2025/04/25/t...

Let that sink in.

Wake up, babe, new KLE website just dropped: kinkylondonescorts.co.uk

Here’s looking back at you, kid.

Cagey? Me?

Being added to this list is my greatest life achievement, possibly ever?

I Bluesky with my little eye…