And that, people is how you kill cults in the womb.

*CORRECTION: Gender is irrelevant

I launched a “Kickstarter” on my Substack. I truly think this is a reasonable goal, and it would mean a lot if you could help me reach it. Thank you guys for being here, and supporting my silly little worlds. #IndieAuthor #Booksky #WritingCommunity open.substack.com/pub/nocturna...

In your early 20’s, you will meet a man that you think you like (you’re dumb). He will spend three months telling you everything you think you want to hear. It is very important that you hit that man with your car.

If you don't follow me on Substack, my recent post is one that's very important to me because it's for a friend. Please give it a read, and consider helping a fellow writer and his family stay housed. 🖤 #Donate #HelpAFriend #IndieAuthors #WritingCommunity open.substack.com/pub/nocturna...

I took a break from dark fiction and dipped my toes into the essay world. In my most recent Substack post, I discussed how using AI has helped me understand my readers better as a fiction author. Check it out! open.substack.com/pub/nocturna... #AI #WritersOnWriting #IndieAuthor #ChatGPT #Substack

Trying out a play-by-post RPG campaign on my Substack! The first campaign has already filled up. But you can still read along, sign up for the next campaign, and enjoy the mess of the first one! open.substack.com/pub/nocturna... #DnD #TTRPG #RPG #Substack #Collab #Storytelling

📚💙 If you need me, I'll be on Canva making promo for my novel because I'm too poor to hire a professional. 😅 #IndieAuthor #DebutNovel #Thriller #Feminism #BookSky #AmWriting #WritingCommunity

Good morning, everyone. Don't forget, if you ever wonder "is this a vegetable, or a [BLANK]?" it is always BLANK. Vegetables aren't real, we made them up. Happy Sunday.

What's up, weirdo (complimentary)? A little birdy told me you're looking to support an indie author. I happen to only be 1% of the way to my goal for this month. I think it'd be really cool if you donated (please). No pressure (pretty please). ko-fi.com/nocturnalnar... #IndieAuthor #KoFi #Donate

📚 No one tells you what to do when your fiancée dumps you for a man who carves reindeer out of driftwood. But there sure are a hell of a lot of Hallmark movies. #IndieAuthor #Satire #Holidays #AmWriting nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/after-a-ha...

📚 Some of my favorite lines from my duel POV thriller, No Such Thing As Normal. Read the first few chapters, out now! nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/no-such-th... #WritingCommunity #AmWriting #Thriller #DarkFiction

Once again I say: querying will be the death of me. Someone take me out of my misery, I beg.

Querying will be the death of me.

Is it fiction? Is it a manifesto? Who knows! open.substack.com/pub/nocturna... #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #Feminism #DarkFiction #FreeReads

The central point for this story—it doesn’t matter your religion, who you worship, or your craft. Take care of the earth, look after your neighbors, and you will be blessed. 🖤 #WritingCommunity #Religion #Witchcraft #ShortStory #Fantasy #Magic #AmWriting open.substack.com/pub/nocturna...

I don't write a lot of non-fiction. Take it easy on me, yeah? #TaylorSwift #Feminism #Substack #SomethingWitty open.substack.com/pub/nocturna...

📚💙 Day 3 of Spooky Season Prompts! 🔪 Prompt: The Hand That Feeds Write about the cost of comfort. #WritingCommunity #AmWriting #IndieAuthor #SpookySeason #DailyWritingPrompts

Day 2 of Spooky Season Prompts! 👻 Prompt: What You’ve Always Wanted Write about the unanticipated consequences of getting what your character asked for. Remember—there are absolutely NO limit on word count, form, style, or estimated body count. #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthors #AmWriting

I've had producers reach out for my full manuscript. Every single one has responded with “Love it. Get an agent for it, then call us.” Seven rejections from agents so far. 😅 What does that say about my manuscript? #AmQuerying #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #Authors #BookTok #WritersLife

Do you think Tom Brady would like this reference—or sue me? 🏈 Read the Foreword: nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/no-such-th... #AmWriting #Thriller #DarkFiction #WritingCommunity #NoSuchThingAsNormal

First official chapter is live! No Such Thing As Normal – Part One unites Olivia & Ben’s stories in a dark, data-driven thriller. Now seeking rep + open to film/TV rights. Read it: nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/no-such-th... #AmQuerying #Thriller #SpecFic #Substack

📚💙 Querying might be the best exposure therapy for rejection-sensitive dysphoria—because I think I’m cured. #AmQuerying #Booksky #Thriller #WritersLife

Query trenches update: still alive (barely), still caffeinated. 60k-word duel POV thriller—IQ-189 FMC + war vet with a death wish. Justice gets complicated fast. Any agents want to skip the slush pile, my DMs are open. 😅 #AmQuerying #Thriller #Booksky

I knew querying would be tough. Doing it while the world’s on fire feels like skipping the tutorial and going straight to “Nightmare Mode.” Old objective: Find an agent. New objective: Survive—and find an agent. #Booksky #AmWriting #AmQuerying #SendHelp

Why are Packers fans ass holes? Or is it just the ones in our section? Because, holy shit, this is the worst game I’ve ever experienced as a fan. They spent the first half bitching that there are Lions fans next to them (us), and telling me to “be quiet.” So I just left the game. Is this normal?

📚💙 My e-book, The Narrator's Collection, is available on Barnes & Noble right now. 🥹 The hard cover should be available soon! Check it out. #IndieAuthor #BookRelease #DarkFiction #Booksky www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-narrat...

My friend and fellow horror writer, Mina Howell, has been developing an amazing horror series called Ophiocordyceps on Substack. This week, I had the opportunity to write a story about one of the series' villains! bradleyramsey.substack.com/p/the-baptis... #writingcommunity #writesky

📚💙 Where are my 420 friendly readers at? Check out Baked Takes! I un-sober myself, and review pieces on Substack. Let me know what you think! #AmReading #BakedTakes #AuthorReviews #Booksky open.substack.com/pub/nocturna...

📚💙 The newest "episode" of my series, Project X, is out now! Read "Data Leak" below "…what if data leaks were a conspiracy—invented by the government? Each one organized specifically to use your data against you?" nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/episodic-f... #AI #DataLeak #DarkFiction #Dystopian

📚💙 Welcome back to my Project X series, where I take headlines and turn them into dystopian nightmares! Today's terror: Data Leak. #AIChatLeak #DarkFiction #EpisodicFiction #ChatGPT #AmWriting nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/episodic-f...

📚💙 Welcome back to my Project X series, where I take headlines and turn them into dystopian nightmares! Today's terror: Data Leak. #AIChatLeak #DarkFiction #EpisodicFiction #ChatGPT #AmWriting nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/episodic-f...

This was so much fun!! #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #AuthorInterviews

This week's episode of the Saved as Draft podcast will feature a very special guest. An author who is active in the community and a person who isn't afraid to stand up to hate. Tune in this Friday to hear from the one, the only, @nocturnal-narrator.com! #podcast #writingcommunity #writesky

(1/2) 🧵 I'm gonna level with you: My short-term goal with this is to prove to myself that I can write full time. I crave validation. And also paying bills is nice. ko-fi.com/nocturnalnar... #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #Kofi

The new update includes screenshots, for your viewing... pleasure? TW: Slurs, threats of violence, and literal Nazis. open.substack.com/pub/nocturna... #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthors #Substack #AllNazisGoToHell

(1/2) 📚💙 Where are my #Dexter or #Hannibal fans at? I have something for you #BookSky. Do you love serial killers? Do you find yourself thinking "heaven forbid a WOMAN have a hobby, smh." If that sounds like you, you'll want to meet Olivia. open.substack.com/pub/nocturna...

(2/2) 💙📚 Want a female serial killer with anti-social personality disorder, that kills predatory men? Something like Hannibal, or Dexter, maybe? Olivia is your gal. #FemaleProtagonist #SerialKiller #Fiction #PsychologicalThriller #CrimeFiction #Vigilante open.substack.com/pub/nocturna...

📚💙 I'm actually so proud of this project. I don't know how I've managed companion series' that are two totally different stories and perspectives... but, I'll be honest, I think I nailed it. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #Booksky #Thriller #MilitaryFiction

@theatlantic.com I have multiple screenshots if you'd like them. Or you can just take a short scroll through my Notes. Quite a few writers currently dealing with a flood of this stuff.

I have been dealing with a lot of negativity from literal Nazis on Substack (always a good day to be hated by a fascist) so I—or, rather, "Jeffrey the Void Demon"—wrote an article about it. #WritingCommunity #Substack #IndieAuthor #AllNazisGoToHell nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/all-nazis-...

I have dealt with more *literal Nazis* on #Substack, in the last 24 hours, than I *ever* have in my entire life.

Had so much fun on Substack live with Andrew Thomas last night! We talked about the Void, Kendrick Lamar, and Olivia! Check it out! nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/on-writers... #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #BlueskyWriters #IndieAuthor #Booksky #AuthorInterviews

Had so much fun on Substack live with Andrew Thomas last night! We talked about the Void, Kendrick Lamar, and Olivia! Check it out! nocturnalnarrator.substack.com/p/on-writers... #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #BlueskyWriters #IndieAuthor #Booksky #AuthorInterviews

📚💙 I'm actually so proud of this project. I don't know how I've managed companion series' that are two totally different stories and perspectives... but, I'll be honest, I think I nailed it. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #Booksky #Thriller #MilitaryFiction

Good morning, #Booksky. 💙📚 What are you reading today? And how can I convince you that it should be my psychological thriller with a killer female protagonist (literally)? #IndieAuthor #DarkFiction #AmWriting #SerialFiction

I don't want to market my fiction. I just want to write about a woman who kills predatory men. Is that too much to ask? Yeah, I thought so. Anyway--here's my daily promo post. #DarkFiction #WomenInMenFields #WritingCommunity #Thriller

Passive marketing for my #Substack and #Medium friends. ✨ #WritingCommunity #Newsletter #Mug #Gifts nocturnalnarrator.myshopify.com/products/ask...

📚💙 Can't believe I've almost finished Path To The Dark Moon by Ariadne Pautina 😭 So freaking good. #BookSky #IndieAuthors #AmReading