I’m ecstatic that the hostages have been freed. Trump deserves some credit. However, you forget that Biden negotiated the release of 140 Israeli and American hostages in Gaza and left office with a ceasefire in place… that Netanyahu quickly violated after Trump was sworn in. So there’s that.

When someone asks you if you’re considering a pardon for a convicted child sex trafficker, the answer should always be an unequivocal “NO!” This shit ain’t hard.

Right now there’s a teenage Hispanic girl living in hiding, keeping a very detailed diary that Republicans will ban children from reading in about 100 years.

“I am authorizing FULL FORCE.” He capitalized full force. He’s authorizing *lethal* force against American citizens on American soil exercising their 1st amendment rights. Congressional Republicans, you can stop this. For the love of God and country, stop being pussies.

It’s amazing that the miracle cure for autism just happens to be a supplement that Dr. Oz manufactures and distributes. Like what are the fucking odds?

Women who take Trump and RFK Jr’s advice over that of their physician and the medical establishment are going to see an increase in miscarriages, stillbirths, and children with birth defects. Some will simply be confused, many will be Republicans, and none of them deserve it.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your autistic child is in no way defective. They are perfect and exactly the way they’re supposed to be.

It’s amazing that the miracle cure for autism just happens to be a supplement that Dr. Oz manufactures and distributes. Like what are the fucking odds?

There are so many women across the country who are right now agonizing over their choice to take Tylenol when they were pregnant and wondering if that caused their child’s autism. I want you all to know that NOTHING YOU DID CAUSED YOUR CHILD’S AUTISM.

Trump has officially designated ANTIFA as a domestic terrorist distraction from the Epstein files.

“If I am able to grab my rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence.” There’s no 22-year-old on the planet who speaks or texts like that.

Quick question: how the fuck does Brian Kilmeade still have a job?

We just want you all to care about gun violence deaths when it’s a 6-year-old in his 1st grade classroom as much as when it’s a conservative podcaster. It shouldn’t have to affect you personally for it to matter. We should be doing as much as we can to prevent all gun deaths.

The killer was a 22 year-old kid acting as a lone wolf. It is a damn shame that some politicians elect to stoke the flames of division. Pay attention to which politicians are doing this, and vote their asses out of office. We don’t need any more of this shit.

He executed a textbook kill from surveying the site, securing an elevated vantage point, obtaining a clear line of site, evading security, and panning his escape undetected. But now they’re telling us he left the weapon and finger prints behind. Do they think we’re stupid?

How are we feeling about this? Specifically veterans; are you guys cool with this?

“No one is above the law.” -Man convicted of 34 felonies who didn’t serve a single day behind bars.

Can someone remind me again what it’s called when the government owns and controls major industries and the means of production?

This is why public health matters.

Here’s a picture of a piece of shit womanizing criminal who rules only for the purpose of enriching himself and his oligarch buddies without a single care for the struggling people of his country… shaking hands with Vladimir Putin.

You know how I know that Republicans aren’t serious people? They will look you right in the eye with a straight face and claim that universal background checks for gun purchases is a slippery slope while applauding the deployment of the military in the streets of American cities.

Remember when conservatives at FoxNews lost their ever loving fucking minds because Obama using a selfie stick in the Oval was beneath the dignity of office of the president?

You see, we have to outlaw gay marriage, otherwise we risk angering the make believe sky daddy by teaching our children that they should live their truth and be happy.

So lemme get this straight; the guy deploying the US military on the streets of American cities without a valid reason and based on fabricated crime statistics, and who told police they can do “whatever the hell they want,” wants a Nobel Peace Prize?

The most important thing to understand about the takeover of Washington DC by Donald Trump is that he’s not releasing the Epstein documents because he’s implicated in some really fucked up shit.

OMG! The president is wearing a prosthetic nose. Why would he need this?

The first step is the federalization of law-enforcement in Washington DC. The next step is the arrest of Trump’s political opponents. We are days away from a Democratic senator being locked up at the direction of Donald Trump. Are you ready for the death of democracy?

Trump’s federal takeover of law enforcement in Washington DC, despite 30 year lows in murder and other violent crime, seems like a distraction from something, I’m just not sure what.

This bears repeating: nobody needs to meet to “discuss strategy” if the strategy is simply to tell the truth.

There are doctor shortages nationwide. There are no patient shortages. You will have to wait weeks or even months to see a doctor. Go ahead and try to make an appointment. Your overworked and underpaid doctor is not trying to keep you sick. Trust me on this.

You know who else is speaking out, ⁦‪JD‬⁩? Epstein and Trump’s victims. Are you also proud of them?

Did JD Vance, Pam Bondi, and Kash Patel meet tonight to discuss how they are going to continue to protect Donald Trump and the Pedophiles on the Epstein list?

“Best case scenario is that I’m protecting a bunch of rich pedophiles, and the worst case scenario is that I AM a rich pedophile.”🗣️

After 10 minutes of watching Fox News, I’m now convinced that liberals are up in arms about the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad, despite not knowing a single liberal in real life who gives a single shit about the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad.

Fox News was on in the hospital surgeon’s lounge today. I watched it for about 10 minutes and now I am so fucking angry. No wonder you Republicans are always so pissed.

The radiology report came back and said my reduction was “near anatomic,” so I fired him and replaced him with my former IT guy who will dictate “perfectly anatomic reduction” every time. That’s how this works, right?

Tariff = Tax Tax revenue rose in July.

Sometimes I wonder how it’s possible to bankrupt a casino… and then he opens his mouth.

1500% of $35 is $525. Donald Trump is saying he’ll cut $525 from your $35 prescription costs. And you’re a moron if you still think this man is smart.

For the record, it’s not the sex trafficking or the domestic violence and brutal beatings he unleashed on his girlfriend, one of which was caught on video. It’s because he said some harsh words about him in the past. This is the sleazeball you fuckers elected.

Yup. As I suspected. Thanks Grok.

Gislahne Maxwell has been moved to a minimum security prison camp as part of some kind of quid pro quo to save Donald Trump’s ass, but Trump has denied any knowledge of the child sex trafficking scheme and he would never lie and he’s always been honest, so I totally believe him.

This motherfucker is gonna get us into to a war with Russia.

Here’s your daily reminder that Donald Trump is, at best, protecting a cabal of very wealthy and powerful pedophiles, or, at worst, a pedophile himself.

I miss the days when pedophilia wasn’t a partisan issue.

I miss the days when pedophilia wasn’t a partisan issue.

I predict Bongino will be the first one fired from this administration.