Just came here to say that PERFECTLY healthy people don’t have physicals every 6 months. Carry on.

Guys, hear me out. This time we just let them take the Ivermectin and mega doses of Vitamin D. Everything will sort itself out. Just be careful who you trust. That’s my best advice.

It’s so weird that over a year into his presidency he’s still trying to dunk on his predecessor rather than touting his accomplishments. I wonder why.

Kash Patel gifting branded bottles of bourbon featuring his name is exactly like OJ Simpson gifting leather gloves a half size too small.

I’m old enough to remember just a few days ago when republicans were calling on democrats to tone down the rhetoric because it could get the president killed. Fuck every last one of them.

Look at this random shelf formation that I came upon on the beach. What do you think it means?

@bone00afide.bsky.social #medsky

Only two kinds of people ask young girls to take off their clothes, doctors and pedophiles. So it all makes sense now.

Only two kinds of people ask young girls to take off their clothes, doctors and pedophiles. So it all makes sense now.

A grandma who’s forced to work as a DoorDash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment in the richest country on the planet… and the best we can do for her is not tax her tips?? That doesn’t deserve an applause. It’s a fucking disgrace.

He’s claiming that he thought this depiction was him as a doctor, healing the sick. If he’s sincere and not lying, and he truly thought this depiction was him as a medical doctor, his ass needs to be 25th amendmented. He is not well.

He’s fucking insane, and he’s dumb as rocks. And even without saying his name, you all know who I’m talking about.

America First means America Alone. Trump made this bed, and we are now all going to suffer for it. Fuck that guy.

He’d rather take the heat for wearing a baseball cap during the dignified transfer of our fallen heroes than have his supporters see his bald head. He’s *THAT* narcissistic and vain.

I just came here to say, regarding this war in Iran, that not one Republican in Congress has asked, “how are we gonna pay for this?” you know, like they do when we talk about feeding hungry children or healing the sick.

New rule: if you dodge the draft five times by having your daddy pay off a podiatrist, you should not get to send other people’s children to die in a needless foreign war.

To be clear, we are at war with Iran for one reason; because it was Barack Obama who signed the Iran Nuclear Deal, and Donald Trump couldn’t handle that.

Imagine a president appointing an Attorney General who never completed their training, never took the bar, and wasn’t a practicing attorney. That would be absurd. Also, that’s what he’s doing with the nation’s top doctor.

Tonight, in all likelihood, will be President Trump’s last state of the union address.

Donald Trump and Kash Patel have vowed to use every resource of the FBI to find Nancy Guthrie. She still has not been found. If you’re Savannah Guthrie and you see this image, what is going through your mind?

If this photo of you was circulating online from your most recent work trip, at best you’d have some explaining to do, and at worst you’d be looking for another job. But not for this group of shameless grifters.

The same Republicans who used to be all about limiting government control and reducing taxes are now up in arms over a Supreme Court ruling that limits government control and reduces taxes. Make it make sense.

The same people who think a background check to buy a gun is overburdensome think that waiting 3 months to get a $130 passport and also writing to the municipality in which they were born to have a birth certificate reprinted and mailed in order to cast a vote is no big deal.

It’s becoming clear that Donald Trump chose his cabinet members because he knew he could keep them loyal as long as he promised to keep a lid on the Epstein files. They are all implicated. They all desperately want to keep this hidden and would do Trump’s bidding to keep it so.

An Olympic athlete criticizing the policies of the US president is his right, his duty, and is patriotic. A US president trashing an Olympic athlete who is overseas competing for his country is the fucking least patriotic thing in American president can do. If you didn’t know, now you know.

If you believe this message was an attack on you or your side, you’re on the wrong side.

Trump posted more than 60 times last night between midnight and 2 AM. But the one post that was racist as fuck was posted by “a staffer.” Get the fuck outta here.

If you posted this, you’d be fired without hesitation. The president of the United States should be held to the same standard as you and me.

I don’t know if Don Lemon is guilty or not. However, I do know that jailing a journalist seems to be the only slippery slope Republicans don’t care about.

If journalists being arrested and American citizens being summarily executed on the streets don’t piss you off, but Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl does, congratulations for being a useful fucking idiot. You get what you deserve.

I’m suing the United States Department of Government Efficiency, Donald Trump, and Elon Musk for $100 Billion for leaking and stealing my personal tax records. That’s how this works, right?

Remember, don’t bring a firearm to a rally because it gives law-enforcement a reason to kill you, but also we need guns in our schools and we should arm teachers…. because Republicans are fucking morons.

President Trump railed against the 2nd Amendment yesterday and mirrored Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s comments that we should expect to be shot and killed for exercising our constitutional rights. That should be getting more airtime on news networks, don’t you think?

I place no blame on Alex Pretti, the victim here, but it’s a known fact that simply being armed makes you five times more likely to be a victim of gun violence. I don’t think people talk about this enough.

Nurses are special people, ICU nurses are the most elite of those special people, and ICU nurses who devote their lives and professional careers to the caring of veterans are godly. Keep that in mind.

So now we have unlimited access to Greenland, which we’ve had for more than 70 years, we alienated all of our friends and allies, we’ve significantly weekend NATO, and we’ve emboldened Putin and Xi. So will a really smart MAGA person (I know) please tell me what we’ve gained?

Quick question: If Donald Trump was intentionally trying to to tank our economy, destroy trust amongst our allies, embolden our enemies, sow civil discord and incite violence in American cities, what would he be doing differently?

If Dan Marino gave me his Gold Hall of Fame jacket to wear, that does not make me an NFL Hall of Famer. I bring this up for an obvious fucking reason.

If someone yells “pedophile protector” in a large room full of people, sometimes it can be difficult to know who they’re yelling that to. The way to spot the actual pedophile protector is by watching for who flicks off the person yelling.

The most shocking thing about this photo isn’t the fact that a sitting president is so brashly acting like fucking trash, but rather how goddam small his hands are.

If you belong to a Facebook group called “Fuck Trump,” they’ll use it justify your execution.

“I could deploy ICE agents to the middle of Fifth Avenue and have them shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters, ok?” Motherfucker was right.

The people who were fervently opposed to carrying proof of vaccination not too long ago are now telling us that we should carry proof of citizenship at all times and comply with random law enforcement searches.

If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be murdered in cold blood by a rouge, bloodthirsty federal law enforcement officer, just know that the President, Vice President, and DHS Secretary will lie, smear, defame you, and piss on your grave rather than admit a mistake was made.

I feel like if Maduro had just been a better ‘man of the people’ and given his citizens what’s important to them, like a magnificent ballroom and the finest marble armrests for their theater seats, he would’ve had more widespread support and might still be in power.

The craziest thing about Trump’s new war with Venezuela is that he’s still in the Epstein files, there’s still ample credible evidence that he raped young girls, and there’s still a dead rape baby at the bottom of a lake that no one seems interested in investigating.

And this is exactly how newborns can be exposed to Hepatitis B and why every newborn needs to be vaccinated despite the status of the mother. Thank you Mr. President for so eloquently demonstrating droplet disease transmission to infants for us.

“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.” Apparently they also capture the really long blinks on video.

At this point there is far more credible evidence that Donald Trump raped a young girl and then threw his rape baby in a lake than there is that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was a member of MS-13. Why are we not talking about this more?