I love that the government shutdown made the airport so short staffed that they decided NOT to do precheck lines and everyone got fucked up so congressional republicans can get fucked for that

💙 scallops 💙 moonstone 💙 OG 💙 chevron 💙 fugly ass cutouts my ENEMY

My top five Midnights picks: 💙 Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve 💙 Mastermind 💙 Karma 💙 Anti-Hero 💙 Paris

THEY ROBBED THE LOURVE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT??????

And I MUST add: she wrote it for the anti-Zionist Jews in academia rn and I will be FOREVER thankful

Ava Reid really wrote A Theory of Dreaming for us girlies who 1. Hate formalism and 2. Crash out upon learning how much of the literary canon is filled with the most awful men you can imagine and I am THANKFUL for her

Was granted a fee waiver for one of my Dream Schools so now I can apply for their PhD program risk free THEY HATE TO SEE A POOR SCHOLAR WINNING!!!!

FINALLY THE ERAS TOUR DOC!!!!!

Also what does it say about me that I announced my latest ankle injury via a horny chain text

Update on the ankle front: it appears just to be a sprain but it’s probably a BAD sprain so it’s a good thing I always travel with my cane

Fell down the stairs at my Airbnb and heard my ankle pop so it’s time to test out my fancy new health insurance LMAO

Got the ceasefire news as I was taking a break from class and I fully thought I was gonna start crying

The "set aside the art from the artist" thing in this case is moot. Harry Potter money now goes right to destroying the human rights of trans persons. A billionaire who got her ass kissed for two decades got a rebuke and now she's got to wreck the lives of others.

Taylor Swift using Gen ai

This is my final fucking straw about this album rollout weekend

2025 is so hard bc I’d love to be enjoying new music but due to the fascism…

People should be allowed to post that they didn’t like the album or critical takes without being accused of being a ‘fake fan’ or a hater or told they didn’t ’get it’

Also fwiw I don’t think being critical of an album is the same thing as being a hater or rude about it—expecting people to only post about how much they love it just isn’t how discussing music (or any art) works

I’m looking forward to a week from now when we all have some time to digest the album fully and can discuss without hype goggles on bc I feel like there are gonna be some REALLYYYYYY interesting discussions about songwriting, sound, etc

One thing about me is that I think musicians fighting is one of the funniest things known to man and I for one am glad we’re once again in the golden age of public beefing

Just so everyone knows what I’m talking about when i point out that @ts-updates.swifties.social uses gen ai to write alt text descriptions and doesn’t bother to hide it and try to make the accessibility tool, you know, accessible

Discovering the Bluesky updates account uses gen ai to write their alt texts descriptions certainly isn’t how I thought I’d spend my showgirl morning but here we are

Thinking Ruin the Friendship was another song about the folklore love triangle until Abigail was mentioned and I realized it was real and then I realized IT WAS S FOREVER WINTER SONG

I’m so inherently fascinated by tension between Taylor Swift the public persona and Taylor Swift the human, and this album is the most tense I’ve ever felt that relationship

Taylor Swift is the funniest person on the planet like a Charli diss and a song about dick ON THE SAME ALBUM????

HAPPY SHOWGIRL EVE!!!!

I always forget about evermore until I read a lyric from the title track and suddenly I remember how it felt to be driving down a dark interstate in 2020 so painfully lonely over not being able to see my friends and then I FEEL the album in my bones evermore you are ART

As a former portlander… kick rocks dude the city is FINE and doesn’t need anything except more investments in public transit, more mental health professionals, and fluoride in the water

BULLYING WORKS AND DONT LET ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE

Sometimes I think about all the problems or ills we could be solving or attempting to solve if every inch of oxygen wasnt sucked up by a dictator with a spray tan.

I think what makes me so sad is that I’d love nothing more than to just study fanfiction for me PhD like I’ve always wanted, but it feels SO IMPORTANT that I double down on focusing on extremism and fascism online instead

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Gonna do a Marxist analysis of fanfiction for a class brb

This is the most marked as safe I’ve ever been from a merch drop bc I simply will NOT wear orange

luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.

Katabasis is like if Harrowhark sent herself to hell to get John back and Pal came along for the ride like I CANNOT get over how Alice is just heterosexual Harrow from Colorado

So did Freud ever actually read Hamlet bc it seems like someone explained Hamlet to him once and then he just confidently got everything about Hamlet wrong

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

There’s no way the country cares about Charlie Kirk that much like the hell do you mean moments of silence this loser was an influencer in the LOOSEST sense of the word. If we’re doing this shit I want an annual day of morning for Jenna Marbles quitting YouTube

This is an absolutely deranged thing to say about a proponent of political violence and unfettered gun access who died from getting shot.

i started my grad program like three weeks ago why the fuck is katabasis basically going in order of my lit theory curriculum like i read jakobson today and now they're mentioning his concepts BY NAME talk about a fucking jumpscare

Hey if any of y’all have been in humanities grad programs can you like, DM me or like this bc I have a question about a work/life balance thing I’m too embarrassed to ask the other ppl in my program about LMAO

here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone

Currently listening to My Man on Willpower and honestly I admire how violently horny Sabrina Carpenter is

Officially done with my first week of grad school classes and I am SO TIRED

The Gaylor crashout is sending me rn bc why am I looking at someone using ‘body language’ as a way to prove she’s unhappy in the pics. Like yes SLAY with your pseudoscience bullshit! Use the same shoddy investigative tools of the alt right!

Got the engagement news moments before I walked into the wrong classroom so safe to say my life was CHANGED

Time to reintroduce myself—I’m Suzy! I’m a grad student and internet scholar focusing on all things fandom related. folklore girlie but every now and then 1989 takes over my life. I love sewing, reading, nothing my cats, and writing fanfic (mostly Star Wars lmao) 💜🖤

Tragically I think I am more of a northeast girlie than a PNW girlie