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My least favorite thing in the Ghost fandom is people who farm interactions by posting blatantly egregious things. Normalize ignoring/blocking them and cutting them off from the source. Do Not Engage.

There's always money in the banana stand.

I hate everything but this guy.

Fleamarket Furby Find. Am I going to open this and have him as my cubicle companion at work? I think we all know the answer to that.

It's 2026, my year of DGAF, and I am going to be selective of my friends and also I'm going to create a broader community as well. Booked a hair appointment at a witch-owned hair salon, getting a cosplay altered at a witchy seamstress, going to a Beltane-themed witchy bday party.

I'm going to be perfectly honest here. If anyone around me, at any time, mentioned they want to go to Medieval Times, I would immediately drop whatever I was doing to go with them in full attire.

Oh crap, just started listening to the Old Gods of Appalachia podcast on my long commute and now I might have a new hyperfixation.

why isn’t there a sleep token tribute band that dresses like hobbits called sleep tolkien

Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes.

Queen witch magic happened at Barclays last night. Florence + The Machine was ethereal and yes, I did cry, especially during You Can Have It All.

The Planned Parenthood table at this Florence + The Machine concert just geeked out over my plushia keychain from the band Ghost and then we traded friendship bracelets so I don't know if there is a way I could become more liberal. I may have just peaked.

Florence + The Machine w/ Sofia Isela! There are good things out there, friends.

People really do complain that 'Ghost isn't metal!' to me without knowing I wrote my high school AP English thesis on why the Monkees should be considered a real band. I also give exactly no fucks that Ghost isn't heavy metal. Like. 0%. Jethro Tull won the first metal Grammy, nothing is real.

Status check: just caught myself in a mental rabbit hole that ended with me googling 'how to earn a good reputation amongst crows'

Me, trying to be normal.

Post your first crush (if you had one)

Florence + The Machine at Barclays this Friday is keeping me barely dragging myself forward. Gonna do a full day witchy hang in Brooklyn and pretend none of the current events are happening. 'I could feel something shudder deeper deeper down.'

The white streaks in my hair are still dyed pink from the Gwar concert weeks ago.

Finished my Frater tattoo today! Representing his evolution from Cardinal Copia onward.

To my children: You shouldn't hold grudges, it's not healthy. Meanwhile, I accidentally walked my dogs for two hours instead of one because I got lost in a sea of grudge thoughts on someone I'll see soon for the first time in years.

Personal vibe vs. fleamarket find.

Just a friendly reminder that your desire to have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder is valid. Don’t allow anyone to disrespect you by telling you otherwise.

In a conflicted/confusing existential mood so my husband declared that we should watch 'what will be my new favorite fixation', the 1971 film The Devils. First scene down and...yeah, he's not wrong.

Look, I'm not saying when and how and why it would happen, but I am saying it would be narratively intriguing if it happened right after news that the Pope had been threatened.

If you see this post a photo from the device you're using without explanation.

Sometimes you check an estranged family member's social media during times of particular political distress and it just reaffirms your decision.

This felt rite for today.

today's the Day

Since this year #FirstContactDay falls on Easter Sunday, let us rejoice in the Son of Vulcan who died to save us all, then rose again from the dead on the steps of Mount Seleya. #LLAP 🖖

If you're not watching the Bob's Burgers Easter episode today/this weekend, what are you even doing?

Me, in response to our new AI initiatives.

Not sure what indication it is for my mental health that I started listening to creepypasta podcasts on my commute instead of music.

Happy 6th Gotcha Day to my Scruffy Worf! My witch's familiar, my pandemic pup. Survived a near-fatal dog mauling and still making huge strides in his reactivity training. Love this dog. But seriously. Leash your fucking dogs, people.

Cardi says enjoy your Saturday.

For real.

instead of watching the new harry potter trailer, why not pick up some horror books by trans and nb writers for the trans rights readathon?? there are so many good options. For example, check out some of these writers:

The comedian will write a new Lord Of The Rings movie based on the "Fog On The Barrow-Downs" chapter of Fellowship Of The Ring. www.avclub.com/stephen-colb...

Barrier at Gwar is pretty damn nuts. Goddamn I want just one professional photos to be of my Ghost shirt, though!

It is time for Gwar.

Do I own an antique pulpit for many reasons? Yes. Is one of the reasons for kickass pictures? ...maybe. #thebandghost

In a burnout funk? I highly recommend you decide to throw on a costume and have a ball. At Dragon's Realm Comic Con today!

Please allow me to introduce myself. #thebandghost

Just when I felt myself losing my passion for cosplay due to a variety of events and reasons...my teens decided to find their own interest in creating costumes. And I'll be damned if they out-cosplay me!

My conure could be a model.

Hell yeah!

My eldest turns 15 on Tuesday, so we spent the weekend analog per his request. Indoor rock climbing, reading books, trivia at BDubs, exploring dead malls to take Backrooms photos, visiting terrifying forgotten flea markets. 'How wonderful to be alive. I'm sorry for forgetting.'

I think the passionate reactions to the newest chapter show just how awesome this band really is. I like talking about the difference of opinions. nemA, Ghesties 🖤 #thebandghost